Mordhau
 CaptainGaymer
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are you going to play ringed city, Dankest?

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you can fucking dual wield two lever action shotguns and hit people across the map dont ever say that to me again

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Modern Warfare 1 and 2, and WaW, however this post was probably pointless considering your shitty laptop probably couldnt run it anyways

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@Sammy said:
If we identify as tigers we can stop them from being endangered

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I want an execution emote in mordhau when the enemy has 0.2394737% health and you punch yhem and their head flies off but you only get it at level 500 because only the strongest survive

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more like itll only expand when its not trash

i mean fuck to have VR reach its full potential you need to plug it into your brain or dedicate a stupid amount of space to an omni treadmill so you dont have to use a button to move around

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@TheDankestMeme said:

@CaptainGaymer said:

@DerFurst said:
... ever caught a real hero? Like - a real good guy?

Nah.

Have you ever tried to disguise?

Shakes head no

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@Frozenicypole said:

@Sammy said:

@roshawnmarcellterrell said:

@Sammy said:
Everything you say at this point is just complete shit to me, and I hope you choke on said shit.

I don't give a fuck if Facebook is pouring money into it, Facebook sucks - and I don't care about any other companies doing so either. Remember the Wii, the Playstation rip-off and Kuntec? They didn't really last, motion controls were at one point this cool new thing, but after a while, it all turns back to your standard controls. Because they're simply better.

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Then I'd link a bunch of your comments.

Sammy, I gotta say your roast was neat, but VR isn't just going to die away in a couple of years. Trust me, I have been following VR back since 2012, and a lot of work is going into this. Facebook suck, I know that, but Valve doesn't suck. Once you try HTC Vive, it feels like nothing ever before. Better than that fucking motion controller Wii bullshit. Trust me.

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Its not that much a problem, that money was earned one way or another, therefore they deservr it.

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@DerFurst said:
... ever caught a real hero? Like - a real good guy?

Nah.

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listen man i know youre 15 and dont know politics but science and philosophy =/= politics

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liked it very much. The executions are brutal and the combat is very good

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I agree, we should cancel mordhau and delete the forums.

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The smaller the teams the more you can rely on individual skill rather than just fucking zerg rushing the enemy and hoping you win.

To put it this way, the average player may be able to pull a clutch 1v2 or 1v3, the grandmaster no life player may be able to pull off a 1v6 every once in a blue moon, but fighting off 10 enemies, especially in closed spaces, is nigh impossible, even with godly parry/chamber skills.

That's why I like the 3v3 and 5v5/6v6, while for the most part you still rely on your team to get through a match, you CAN pull off some pretty badass feats without help.

Giru montages show alot of this type o thing.

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we're all actually living in a simulated universe made by extra dimensional beings; therefore nothing is real

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A delicous meal comes in sections

ill pay you double

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with lightsabers

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Wikipedia says otherwise, but wikipedia is also a cesspool of misinformation, so i dont know. If you can source that itd be nice.