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ok bud you coulda just asked instead of using a bad imgur meme ontop of it

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can you kill your own stallion if you aren't careful with your swings??

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ur a cuck xek

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whisper do you eat your jizz

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"i dont want the developers to have more money, i dont want to give mordhau even more funds because i want to be SPECIAL and UNIQUE"

anyone who thinks this way is a cuck

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lazys just a lil BITCHBOY i beat him with cudgel pokes one time

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Actually Lazy said the same thing, and to prove him wrong, i told him to switch to dagger and i would use norse sword or even play vanguard and guess what? He bitched out. Because he knew he would get fucked.

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rob fucking SUCKS he didnt even beat me in a ftt10 i got a perfection and i was feeding my cat too rob will never so much as look at me before i behead him with my mighty KATANA samurai sword

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@Sammy said:

@CaptainGaymer said:
sammy how do you know how slasher works??? 🤔

I illegally aquiredd it by asking a well known smuggler in these parts


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If you want to shine like the sun, you have to burn like it first.

"how do i transmog my ropadope"

"your servers full
go suck a dick or something retard"

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sammy how do you know how slasher works??? 🤔

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@somewright said:
I had to assert dominance as the ultimate loser, so I liked 300ish of Monkeytoe's comments.

Though it took about 40 minutes of my time, it was totally worth it because this website has some pretty great pics. Just look at this thing:

what the....png

Heh... not bad, kid.

slow claps

steps out of the shadows

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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what does steel taste like

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I was only 20 years old

I loved the Free Market so much, I read all the books and watched all the Friedman interviews

I pray to the Free Market every night before bed, thanking it for the socially optimal economic equilibriums I’ve been given

"Free Market is love" I say; “Free Market is life”

My dad hears me and calls me a filthy capitalist

I know he was just jealous of my more allocatively efficient market outcomes

I called him a layman

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

I’m crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it’s really cold

Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

It’s the Free Market

I am so happy

He whispers into my ear “This is the most efficient allocation of society’s scarce resources.”

He grabs me with his Invisible Hand

I’m ready

I remove all trade restriction and tariffs

He penetrates my domestic market

It hurts my local firms so much but I do it for the Free Market

I can feel my import expenditure increasing as my balance of payment worsens

I let the automatic fiscal stabilizers kick in

I want to attain comparative advantage

He roars in a mighty roar as he dumps cheap imports all over my domestic market

My dad walks in

The Free Market looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all neo-liberalism now.”

The Free Market leaves through my window

Free market is love. Free Market is life.
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raw boner fucked my dog

he's also a bug catcher