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 Rosy
Sellsword
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  • Date joined 30 Apr '17
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Sellsword 13 52
  • 17 Feb '18
 Rosy

I named mine "Scaramouche the Merciless" in loving memory of a dear friend...
https://youtu.be/0fYtGL1izks

Sellsword 13 52
  • 16 Sep '17
 Rosy

@--Locke
Sounds nice, potentially more affordable that the one Lincs suggested. Brand name?

Sellsword 13 52
  • 15 Sep '17
 Rosy

@sumerian @lincs
Sounds promising, and thanks for posting. What's the brand of your respective laptops?

Sellsword 13 52
  • 14 Sep '17
 Rosy

I didn't anticipate just how much more demanding Unreal Engine 4 would be in contrast to Unreal Engine 3. As a result, the game is barely playable for my puny Toshiba Satellite laptop.

Before I look into getting an upgrade, I thought I'd ask if any of you laptop-playing alpha testers could vouch for your gaming laptop of choice.

Sellsword 13 52
  • 13 Sep '17
 Rosy

Just tried that, still won't connect to any servers.

Sellsword 13 52
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  • 13 Sep '17
 Rosy

Hey, is anyone else having a fundamental problem with joining servers? Whenever I try to join, my game gets rid of all the menu overlays, leaving only the character, then after 5 minutes will hop through the loading screen only to crash to the main menu saying "error - your connection to the host has been lost."

EDIT: Even doing local play with bots on camp resulted in a main menu crash. Bots were also spinning in place.

Sellsword 13 52
  • 12 Sep '17
 Rosy

Was really surprised at how choppy everything was. I use a Toshiba Satellite laptop, which certainly doesn't do me any favors. However, on runescape mode in chiv I can get a consistent 40-60 fps at any given moment. In the alpha, I struggled to break the 20 fps threshold without lowering the resolution scaling to absolute garbage levels.

Servers also didn't work for me, no matter the location and ping. I'd click join or double click on the desired server and my game would try to load for 5 minutes, go through the loading tips, then crash back to the main menu saying "error - lost connection to server." Had to do local play with Seymour instead.

All around, happy to be a part of the alpha, but hot damn is it not looking good for me...

Sellsword 13 52
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  • 9 Sep '17
 Rosy

I've got something I need to get off my chest...
I'm the one who made FannyBandit go on a rampage...

Bullet-Point History:
-FannyBandit used to be a part of the Moorland Skirmisher community, but left for whatever reason
-He still frequented the server but got progressively more toxic
-I took a vacay from chiv. During that time he had to be banned by one of our admins
-Fanny got unbanned and was given a second chance
-I returned from my chiv-break and hopped on our server. I saw Fanny being churlish and had to kick him for a while.

This is when my decision started to have consequences:
-It was decided to just keep Fanny banned for a while as we figure out what to do with him, cause he was buddies with us all not very long ago.
-Fanny begins to go on a Reddit tirade, trash talking Baron, the owner of our server, and just spewing all sorts of filth about our group, Torn Banner, Reithur, and chiv as a whole.
-Fanny got banned from Reddit and moved on to the chiv steam forums
-Fanny got banned from chiv steam forums and moves to the Mordhau forums
-Fanny got banned from the Mordhau forums

I unintentionally broke Fanny. My decision broke him down into a paranoid, hateful monster that barely resembles a human being. It was my fault that all of you had to endure his madness. I've caused tremendous grief for many of you, particularly Reithur.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

Sellsword 13 52
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  • 9 Sep '17
 Rosy

If I repost this image will this thread get closed as well?
girugiru.jpg

Sellsword 13 52
  • 8 Sep '17
 Rosy

They had to let Giru play first so that way he'll have a much better handle of the game and can flaunt his ego over all of us.

...and Jax? Well Jax is just a cool dude, not even mad. Good for him.

Sellsword 13 52
  • 30 Aug '17
 Rosy

How much would a Marox waifu-pillow be?

...asking for a friend...

Sellsword 13 52
  • 28 Aug '17
 Rosy

Why not have 4 different factions/companies? It wouldn't be burdensome on the development process and would allow for many more possible match-ups.

Just code the game to allow for some more team colors and have the game choose what 2 colors are facing off at the start of every map.

Sellsword 13 52
  • 3 May '17
 Rosy

@Smeelio said:
Shit I just saw something else

Hell yeah, salami jack memes.
https://youtu.be/nyqlFrIiWDQ