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Knight
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Knight 106 188
  • 12 Sep '17
 Crim

xx2

Knight 106 188
  • 12 Sep '17
 Crim

Someone threw a weapon into my face, I survived but it was blocking my view. Not sure if you can pull it out of yourself or not...

Loving the game!

Knight 106 188
  • 12 Sep '17
 Crim

15mbps downloading, will be in there soon™

see you all in there!

Knight 106 188
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  • 12 Sep '17
 Crim

Embrace death and just enjoy the experience, remember to try to learn from it.

This kind of game can occasionally make 'dark souls' feel like child's play to casuals, but with time you will definitely improve.

In particular, the objective based games, once added, will be ideal for players of any skill, they should be lots of fun. Whereas if you go into a duel or last team standing match of experienced players you may not find that as enjoyable.

Knight 106 188
  • 12 Sep '17
 Crim

Jax, no chance of some pre-alpha teasers? (even just screenshots).

Or is the NDA still valid for your test experience?

Eleventy hours to go feels like forever...

Knight 106 188
  • 12 Sep '17
 Crim

@ChuckJones said:
THe one thread to relieve of the confessions u've done on the forums.

I confess I created a confession thread before it was cool.

https://mordhau.com/forum/topic/10049/chivalry-confessions/?page=1

I also have a small penis.

Knight 106 188
  • 11 Sep '17
 Crim

Time to dump my girlfriend or bury her in the garden.

What amazing news!

Knight 106 188
  • 10 Sep '17
 Crim

I have a smurf account which I made just so I could kill everyone on my friendlist rather than team with them

Knight 106 188
  • 9 Sep '17
 Crim

@AFluffyKnight said:
I played mirage and actualy had fun.

This is a brave confession, even if you can't take pride in your actions you can be proud of your honesty.

Knight 106 188
  • 9 Sep '17
 Crim

@Aro said:
This topic has been closed.

This is serious stuff. Confess.

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Knight 106 188
  • 9 Sep '17
 Crim

I am Crim and I am an addict. It has been a long time since my last confession.

I played chivalry today and yesterday, I tried to go cold turkey but without the Mordhau cure I am weak, and always end up using it again. I feel dirty and am usually disappointed and regretful after I've done it, but I just can't help myself, it gives me a little buzz that I can't find anywhere else.

I fear I am failing those close to me and also the human race, I fear I may relapse again if I don't find the cure.

Think of the children, free the Mordhau cure and be the saviour of man.

Knight 106 188
  • 9 Sep '17
 Crim

Night gathers, and soon™ mordhau begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. Mordhau is the sword in the darkness. Mordhau is the watcher on the walls. Mordhau is the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to mordhau, for this night and all the nights to come.

Knight 106 188
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  • 8 Sep '17
 Crim

@SeaFerret said:

@Mufflin said:
Mirage has shown why flinchstakill sucks though, if you're fighting a group then all they need to do is tap you with a knife and that's it you're dead no parrying or attacking allowed. Then they can all just stab you at their own leisure.

At least with trades your maul won't stop an inch away from the archer's head losing all its momentum instantly just because they tapped you.

Honestly I'm for it. Means you have to choose your engagements wisely. No more yolozwi/maul

But in my opinion it could make all 2 hand weapons weaker as by stopping that momentum completely it's forced to go against the rules of physics, I can see dagger and short sword to the toe being super op now vs heavy slow weapons.

Chiv had the opposite problem, but it put players with good footwork and fast weapons in danger due to trades, will they no longer have to worry about that? Will be interesting to see how this affects the balance and gameplay.

Knight 106 188
  • 8 Sep '17
 Crim

@TwiSparklestG said:
if someone created a great head (i.e. a celebrity look alike) it could be shared with others in the community.

So, you are saying abradolf lincler is possible?

He us th biggsed celubraty i no tbh

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Knight 106 188
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  • 8 Sep '17
 Crim

"Soon enough"™

No idea what that's means. I just hope they give a meaningful update today, probably sensible either way now, but with a more concrete date.

It doesnt matter how much people paid, anyone who got the alpha tier got it because they wanted to try it as soon as possible. It's understandable some feel it unjust they are not first but second to get the opportunity.

(edit - i actually support the idea of people being selected to make sure everything is as it should be. You haven't suggested the results could mean a further delay, but maybe you aren't allowed to?)

Knight 106 188
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  • 8 Sep '17
 Crim

Alpha backers annoyed they were not in the 0.05% selected for a pre-proving exercise? I suppose it shows how unhealthily excited people are for the game.. But this test is a good thing not bad! If that test session was successful, it is likely the home stretch now and we will all see the alpha in the very near future.

Be happy, noobs :p

Knight 106 188
  • 7 Sep '17
 Crim

Will there be a splash screen or in game warning about the NDA? I know a lot of players are lurking on the forums but would be a shame to ban people for a first offence if they didn't spot this. Also, are bans temporary, such as until beta or release?

Knight 106 188
  • 6 Sep '17
 Crim

I tried a couple of rounds earlier, was actually hard to join a server, all full!

Anyway, I don't need to play any more, I don't like it

Knight 106 188
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  • 4 Sep '17
 Crim

@CrimsonKing said:
I make pizza for a living, although it goes really well with bacon, it is still disgusting.
Stop putting pineapple on pizza you fucks its a fruit

Tomato is also a fruit though technically.

Also pear or banana and Nutella is a common dessert pizza in italy, lots of pizzerias there now offer things like that.

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I'm not a fan of pineapple on pizza, but people like it, so it exists.

Had a great sour dough pizza with panchetta & roast potato on top recently (no tomato).. Anything goes if the flavour is right tbh.

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Knight 106 188
  • 1 Sep '17
 Crim

@EruTheTeapot said:
Goise, stop the blind hate against archery and instead of banning archers, grab that shield.
Thanks

-Archers

Little thought I had to combat archers, how about players can pick up any debris they can find nearby to use as a makeshift shield?

I would use the severed head of the last Archer I killed.