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 ToLazy4Name
Knight
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Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@vanguard said:
But this is interesting subject! When do you get to talk to USA army man about army stuff?

I just hope I didn't offend any army man as that is not my intention. Idk what sort of thing offends army people tbh, maybe I'm talking openly but the subject is in fact delicate or something

The only thing offensive is your naive understanding of military affairs and foreign relations.

Which as naive as they are, still aren't nearly as destructive as those in power or maybe some other posters in this thread

man I love killing civilians OO RAH

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

go away faffy

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Flippy said:
If you couldn't turn your character while attacking, people would just sprint away every time you started your windup. Parrying and chambering would also be pathetically easy. No one would be able to hit anyone.

Literally every single competitive player will disagree with you. Dragging adds depth to the game and increases the skill ceiling.

FLIPPY

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Xanatelos said:
I did play it actually. Your probably just jealous i have it xD

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Xanatelos said:
I played project slasher. I know what im talking about.

now THIS is shitposting

I take it back, you're the messiah we need

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

Mayweather, probably.

MMA fighters are almost universally really behind professional boxers/kickboxers in terms of striking. It's why they're MMA fighters and not boxers/kickboxers.

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

also dragging will ruin the game I have 2 hours

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

you "forsee" nothing because you have no idea what you're talking about

enjoy making useless forum posts while we're playing the alpha :^ )

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@CaptainGaymer said:
val just doesn't post in ur discord lazy

also plausible

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Smokingbobs said:
Welcome to the forums.

Mordhau aims to avoid mechanics that involve buttons doing something for you that you could also do with regular movement. Now, your suggestion isn't the most extreme one-button-dodge I've seen, and it's not as ridiculous as those, but it does boil down to the same thing, even though you would add a timing aspect to it.

The beauty of Mordhau's dodge "mechanics" is that they're not mechanics at all, but regular movement executed in such a way that you can avoid attacks. This emphasizes the amount of control you have over your character and, in my mind, is one of these self-expressing things you can do to define yourself on the battlefield.

I feel like your suggestion would put a dent in both of these things.

Smoking, you're alright for a socialist

i'd kill you last

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

you're a butthole smoking

a smoking crater of a butthole

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Lucifer said:
When the release? Really want to play!!!!

If the alpha launches on schedule, it will be within the month's end.

The beta is set for early 2018 with a full launch not long after.

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Monkeytoes said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Monkeytoes said:

@Huggles said:

@Monkeytoes said:
huggies, america destabilizes the middle east just to get oil and shit

were fighting innocent fucking countries, and this does not help the american people in the slightest

which part of that do you not understand?

The part where it seems like you ignored every single one of my comments. The middle east is a shit show, but it is not the majority of American intervention around the globe. And tbh, the middle east was a shitshow before America showed up. Soviet Russia was equally as guilty of intervening and arming groups to act as buffer states. And the history of colonialism which is basically entirely the fault of europe is pretty much the underlying basis for why the middle east is shit to begin with.

Iraq was a shit show, but the middle east was shit way before that. And frankly, the middle east just isn't the point of this discussion at all.

but i dont want the government to spend my money to shoot innocent people in a region halfway around the globe, just so a handful of very rich and powerful individuals can become more powerful and rich

you're starting to make me think that you're not a lost cause my dude

youre a libertarian, so as a social democrat, i agree with you on social policy and stuff

nevermind

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Monkeytoes said:

@Huggles said:

@Monkeytoes said:
huggies, america destabilizes the middle east just to get oil and shit

were fighting innocent fucking countries, and this does not help the american people in the slightest

which part of that do you not understand?

The part where it seems like you ignored every single one of my comments. The middle east is a shit show, but it is not the majority of American intervention around the globe. And tbh, the middle east was a shitshow before America showed up. Soviet Russia was equally as guilty of intervening and arming groups to act as buffer states. And the history of colonialism which is basically entirely the fault of europe is pretty much the underlying basis for why the middle east is shit to begin with.

Iraq was a shit show, but the middle east was shit way before that. And frankly, the middle east just isn't the point of this discussion at all.

but i dont want the government to spend my money to shoot innocent people in a region halfway around the globe, just so a handful of very rich and powerful individuals can become more powerful and rich

you're starting to make me think that you're not a lost cause my dude

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

val hasn't been on my discord lately so he might be dead

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

I wasn't aware that interventionism = setting up military bases and defending against aggression

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

oh good and if it's not huggles wanting to kill people it's vanguard wanting to starve people and yelling "IMPERIALISM"

kill me

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Huggles said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
yes war man I love war lemme go kill some random people who didn't attack us god damn I love war war is so fucking cool holy FUCK

Can you please point to where I say I love war?

no I love war and also killing people who didn't attack us

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

yes war man I love war lemme go kill some random people who didn't attack us god damn I love war war is so fucking cool holy FUCK

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Huggles said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
cool story my dude, keep killing innocent people for all I care, i'll soon be the one doing it

Wew, lad. If you think civilians casualties are a bik problem now... wew lad, you should go back to the time in history where there were no rules in war. Wasn't that long ago tbh, but it was before American interventionism in the world.

cool stuff, i'll bring home a scalp for you huggles haha man I love killing afghan mudslimes wow oo rah haha