Mordhau
 ToLazy4Name
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Depends on alot of things tbh, but i'm gonna say ginger.

There is literally nothing better than a super pale ginger chick with lots of freckles and green eyes. Unfortunately, having kids with someone like that is likely to result in some absolute abominations.

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  • 18 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
Are we not gonna talk about how he said "unclosed" instead of "opened"?

It's Gauntlet, he's a fucking weirdo.

Ignore him.

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  • 18 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@iwodj said:
This guy probably checked the faq for alpha/early access, read this:

How can I join the alpha/beta/testing?

We plan to have a Kickstarter in Q3-Q4 2016, which will have a reward for beta access. Keep an eye out on the forums or subscribe to our newsletter for updates.

and naturally confused came to forum for more info, only to be yelled READ THE FAQ MORAN !!1!!1

brilliant.

here is some attention.jpg

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  • 18 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@Tim_Fragmagnet said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
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IDK what your meme is about

that's because you're a fucking retard tim

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  • 18 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

that's racist though

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@Frozenicypole said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
i'd like a million dollars but you don't see me complaining now do you cleck

smh kids these days

Can some mod ban this salty cunt, this guy sits on the forums all day, complains and tells every new player to piss off.

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  • 18 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

Gauntlet what the fuck were you even doing

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  • 17 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

we need some MANLY ANIME MEN to counter all this fucking gay

even if it's just gay of a more masculine variety

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  • 17 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@Punzybobo said:

@Punzybobo said:

@DerFurst said:

@Punzybobo said:
there can only be one hitler lazy!!!

you're supposed to put me as an authoritarian centrist. You missed a great opportunity to meme

I was actually looking for your profile for a bit but didn't want to dig into any threads to find it.

But now that I have your pic...

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You don't appear to know where to put most of these people.

I belong in the bottom right, somewhere past the 50% portion of the right wing.

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  • 17 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

please mod me so I can gas the alts

this cancer cannot be left to alone to metastasize

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  • 17 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

oh look deadliest warrior haha it's the police guy get it guys he made another account haha

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  • 16 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

you're literally just adding an unnecessary layer to the acquisition of new equipment

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  • 16 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@Knight of Templar said:
For the armor and customization. Maybe have crafting parts for acquiring good armor?

No idea what this even means. Elaborate.

@Knight of Templar said:
also maybe have Mordhau be a seeminglessly multiplayer game, like Absolver.

Sure, and maybe also have it wash your clothes and walk the dog too while they're at it.

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  • 16 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@CaptainGaymer said:
lazy is gonna be upset

Lazy will be upsetti if that's meant to be actually true to reality.

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  • 15 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

i'd like a million dollars but you don't see me complaining now do you cleck

smh kids these days

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  • 15 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@Smokingbobs said:
I think it's better to put just a little effort in answering a bit more detailed to avoid any follow-up questions and welcome someone new properly. That outweighs the risk of feeding the occasional alt account, in my opinion.

get the fuck outta here with that sensible nice shit

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  • 15 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@Smokingbobs said:
Welcome to the forum,

You can't. Alpha access can be obtained by supporting the Kickstarter for an, as of yet, unknown amount. The Kickstarter will release "soon"; we don't know when exactly.

Please use the search function and the FAQ to find answers for questions like this; we get a lot of them.

Can you guys outright delete threads?

I recommend you simply start responding to these people with "read the FAQ" then delete their thread. If it persists, ban them.

BROKEN WINDOWS

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  • 15 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

FUCK IT'S SO EASY

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