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 ToLazy4Name
Knight
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Knight 5575 9306
  • 29 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

come to my discord where we do nothing but shit tal monsteri

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Rattsknecht said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
fuck you triternion and fuck you monsteri and fuck you smoking but not as much

fuck me tho?

fuck you too you commie bastard

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

hello I am smokingbob and I CLOSE THREAD after monsteri because it would look bad if only monsteri was being a petty cuck

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

fuck you triternion and fuck you monsteri and fuck you smoking but not as much

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

hello I am monsteri and I CLOSE THREAD

Knight 5575 9306
Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

worst fucking moderator by a god damn mile

kill yourself

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@CrimsonKing said:
fuck off then

I agree, they should fuck off

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

post your hate here for these stupid fucking developers and their stupid fucking moderators and their stupid fucking game and their stupid fucking countries and their stupid fucking accents and their stupid fucking lives

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@monkey7659 said:
He said a MAXIMUM of 2 weeks, so I'm expecting around a 10 day delay which is alright I guess.

good joke

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@Punzybobo said:

Radical Accelerationist
Conservative Anti-Zionist

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@MrBlackDragon said:
I can't wait to see these same people complain about the state of the alpha when they do get their hands on it because it's not good enough for them.

haha yes those silly people who complain about the alpha still being broken even though they delayed it to shit specifically to avoid that haha man what a bunch of ungrateful children rofl haha

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

it's gonna be the full fucking two weeks and even after all that time it'll still be horribly fucking broken on launch

I fucking hate Triternion holy shit

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

If you read this devs, I want you to know that i'm not grateful for your continued inability to meet the release dates that you set for yourselves

you're BAD

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

superfluous mechanical addition OR a pointless visual difference

or both

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@SerTwentyGoodmen said:
When Younguns think 2 weeks is a major delay.
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"a few days"

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

also implying they'll even be able to stick to their maximum haha lol xd

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

"a few more days"

"two weeks"

called it

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

I was literally prepared to take off Tuesday and do absolutely nothing for the entire day except play Mordhau

but no, Triternion as is tradition put their date too SOON

Knight 5575 9306
  • 28 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

@lash said:

@Maci said:
You don't get to see a lot of firearms here in germany, or EU in general.

No. I'm in Bohemia and I can get all the guns I want, except assault rifles, becouse if they are modified, they are not assault anymore, RIGHT LAZY? RIGHT?.

Not EU in general, only CUCKED countries

That depends on if you mean assault rifles when you say "assault rifles" or if you mean semi-automatic rifles with scary parts on them