ALPHAU MORDPHA

@Alphonse said:

@Nagrandt said:

J-julio?

PS: his twin daughters are pretty damn hot

which of his 23130142983 daughters?

What's the deal with this GIRU guy that everybody is melting out of anger?

@Nagrandt said:

Huh?

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I guess the third option was the correct one

@Mike Dewar said:
TAKE MY BODY, TAKE MY MONEY, I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWW!

They already took your money brah

@TPMElbanana said:
dude, it ready

gimme link nao

@Spanky said:

@Nagrandt said:
If they are picking peoplefor early testing that means that alpha must be around the corner, so good news.

No, it's bullshit, why fucking pick GIRU when people like Zombie have paid 400$? Zombie should be playing if anything.

dude it's pre-alpha, probably just few days before official alpha release it's not such a big deal. And who tells you Zombie isnt playing right now, you can be offline in chat and playing online in steam so there is that.

If they are picking peoplefor early testing that means that alpha must be around the corner, so good news.

@Mike Dewar said:
Literally about to storm the devs office, french revolution style and start putting devs on the guillotine until they release the game.

For every dev you kill, release date will be closer to infinitum.

@Spanky said:

@Nagrandt said:
So... Mordhau this week?

No.

So... Mordhau this week?

@Ulkenstride said:
Phillip Strenger. The Bloody Baron.

I spared your life in my Save.

I don't remember anything, was too drunk.

@P0P218 said:
why complain about the delay?
i do not care about server issues, i would play this game alone against bots. or walk around in an empty map.
or even simpler things. we bought an alpha not a sequel afterall

The alpha is not a demo. The alpha is to TEST the game, and more particularly, they are interested in testing the online aspect of the game with a large number of players cause basically is WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT. So releasing an alpha to have us headbutting bots is fucking useless to them.

Also bring me more wine.

Just bring more wine

Bring more Wine