Mordhau
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@GAYFISH said:

@Badass_Ben said:

@Erwinicus said:
I'm sorry that you magical force field has a weakness.

It is a shield?
How is that magical?
TECHNICALLY, shields are infact WEAKER in game than in reality

The fact that the shield hitbox extends a foot or more past the actual model of the shield is what makes it magically retarded.

What a great idea to make a game based nearly entirely on timing and then add held block which completely negates all timing based mechanics. Truly galaxy brain game balancing right there.

You know that if they didn't add held block shields people would have had a riot cuz muh M&B muh Chiv reeee

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@ToLazy4Name said:
why the fuck am I arguing with this weirdo it's a fucking fictional world this entire argument is pointless i'm leaving now is your chance to make a witty remark about how i'm a libtard SJW and own me Ben Shapiro epic style >:^ (

love you

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Kick is super short though. Maybe don't hold up your shield all the time.

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@freygeist said:

@KIWI said:

@freygeist said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
wtf why didn't the devs say in all capital letters at the beginning of the steam description that they will be adding women wtf.....

Maybe because its a fucking stupid idea, in the first place.

But y tho? For honor did it and the world didn't end.

And look what a fine job they did with this game...

As much as I'm not a fan of 3D Soul Calibur, it's still going. Also mechanical problems =/= cosmetic ones.

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@Elyon said:

I recently read that Triternion was accused of all the possible nonsense. As old players I know that Mordhau was made in order to retranscribe the reality as close as possible to the medieval wars of the center of Europe.

made in order to retranscribe the reality as close as possible to the medieval wars of the center of Europe

No, no it wasn't.

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@juxtaposition_cum said:
Adding females would be a waste of time
remodeling all the helmets, neck pieces, shoulders, torso pieces, waist, leg, and shoes

But they already dun it tho. There's an ini edit that lets you use female models. They just need to finish the head models and get voice acting done and female will be here.

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@freygeist said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
wtf why didn't the devs say in all capital letters at the beginning of the steam description that they will be adding women wtf.....

Maybe because its a fucking stupid idea, in the first place.

But y tho? For honor did it and the world didn't end.

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Why is this thread still going? Its just idiots brand new to the game crying that more customization has been planned from the start and that's bad because this game is apparently 100% set in medieval Europe? Despite the fact that devs intentionally don't mention real world places or countries and they've said themselves "fictional but realistic world" so they could have period accurate gear from 1000 to 1600 with humans running around deserts and open fields and castles?

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@CatR said:
My heart pushes out of my chest and it has "Bombshell!" written on it

stock footage of a volcanic eruption. champagne cork popping, spraying champagne. fireworks exploding in the sky. a dick shooting cum. its just a dick shooting cum. its just a raw dick, shooting cum, straight up. just a close up of a cumming dick. like just a smash cut to it with zero warning

That's hot

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@Tamassran said:
They are actively harming the team they are on and their chances of winning.

This is literally the TF2 friendlies argument all over again. This whole convo is going to be a retreading of every pub friendly complaint thread on Reddit.

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@ohshitsorry said:
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I don't know how to feel about this

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Give me a break I just got off work >:(

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Did u guys know butter chicken pies are a thing? IMG_20190708_164938.jpg

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
personally i play video games for the anti-censorship instead of the mechanics. a durr

personally i play video games for a sense of pride and accomplishment

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@Layla said:

@SWSeriousMike said:

@Layla said:
Your argument is that since stuff that serve as comedy relief is in the game then women should be too.

You: women = comedy

That's not how it works. Finish school first. If you still don't understand it by then, you can ask me. But I would recommend to try it in a much more polite way.

That is your argument, not mine if anything you are the one that needs to finish school.

sick "no u" man, u really owned the libs with your facts and logic

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
some gay skeleton shit

Hey bb u wan fucc?

wow.... are u crazy? of course i wanna fucc, look at me

ok cool but hab u evr fucc a birb b4 tho

its the only way to learn the word cloaca

k final question
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

i'd answer that but then you'd ragdoll into the air 500 feet and fall into a canyon

ty bb u win

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
some gay skeleton shit

Hey bb u wan fucc?

wow.... are u crazy? of course i wanna fucc, look at me

ok cool but hab u evr fucc a birb b4 tho

its the only way to learn the word cloaca

k final question
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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@Donald Trump said:

@KIWI said:
Also just realised it was God Emperor speaking

Henlo how does it feel to have spent 10k on this game

Ask me in 10 years if the game is still alive then

ok but how do you feel NOW

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@smokratez said:
Why would you want to see girls get dismembered in brutal medieval combat?

cuz she maek funi screem
also i b gril an maek funi screem

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
some gay skeleton shit

Hey bb u wan fucc?

wow.... are u crazy? of course i wanna fucc, look at me

ok cool but hab u evr fucc a birb b4 tho