Mordhau
 GhostHippie
  • Likes received 9
  • Date joined 19 Sep '19
  • Last seen 7 Apr

Private Message

20 9

Guys! I have found the truth! The maul is an actual weapon! BUT! It is poorly represented in mordhau, and is not supposed to look like the maul we have, in fact the real maul looks like this, now I know what you're thinking "it's basically a polehammer at this point" BUT these vary in size and length and apparently so too does the Warhammer thanks to this site right here the site states that the Warhammer does infact have a two-handed variant called maul and the maul itself is supposed to go up to 4-5ft, so uh yeah, PETITION TO REWORK MAUL INTO ACTUAL WEAPON INSTEAD OF MEME WEAPON!

20 9

I too want my flails, it may sound like a dumb weapon but so is the cleaver and the maul so why are you complaining

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  • 29 Mar
 GhostHippie

There was no such thing as a medieval maul, that's just an over glorified sledgehammer, which is already in the game, and makes me wonder why didn't they just use the sledgehammer as the one shot headshot meme weapon instead of making the maul in the first place

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  • 27 Feb
 GhostHippie

@THRCN said:
speak for yourself, i literally had 3 girls fighting over me in an invasion game before a whiteknight vote kicked me

Those exist?

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  • 27 Feb
 GhostHippie

@Mackintoke said:
@The greatest crack smith of all time

Mah knigga don't be blaming the government for yo problems. And post some better pictures, like this:

mountain-lake-reflection-scenery-landscape-nature-uhdpaper.com-8K-4.1935-wp.thumbnail

^^ I climbed that mountain and took a dump right at the peak.

... Did you take all the drugs, and if so may i have some?

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  • 25 Feb
 GhostHippie

Dammit i was trying to upload a gif

20 9

Then why not just add "get damaged while attempting it and it also stops your attack too" kind of thing?

20 9

Sounds like a good cause to me

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  • 24 Jan
 GhostHippie

Actually it is possible Female Boob Armor would have been a thing if Female Knights were more Common. See, back then the Knights would often times get Cod Piece Armor, or as I prefer to call it "Shlong Armor" to Accentuate their Shlong Size. In fact King Henry the 8th's Armor had one such Piece (Picture will be linked) so it is possible Female "Boob Plate Armor" would have been a thing as they often did make the Armor to accentuate the Body's Forms. Also it is as protective as Normal plate armor and in fact very viable. I will also link the 2 videos on the Subject.

Shadiversity - Female Armor: Fantasy Versus Reality

Shadiversity - Is "Female Boob Plate" Armor Dangerous or Possible?

King Henry the 8th's Armor and just look at that Shlong Armor!

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Are you sure that crotch armor was for the boasting of genital size and not for defense of said genitals? Wait then again it does look pretty sturdy and helpful... My God why didn't other knights do this? We now need crotch armor in the game, for many good reasons. Give this to us devs GIVE IT TO US

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  • 23 Jan
 GhostHippie

@Quenquentthebabysitter said:

@CazzyVR said:

@Cracksmith said:
Tummy > Ass > Boobs > Thighs

My taste is weirder than yours, therefore better.

How about this... ANIME EYE SLIDER!

Top that.

Personality slider

S O U L SLIDER

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  • 19 Jan
 GhostHippie

Oh whoops forgot to add that one in too, also thigh slider as well

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  • 19 Jan
 GhostHippie

If they do add female models they better add them boob sliders and jiggle physics

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  • 11 Jan
 GhostHippie

I kinda agree with this

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  • 31 Dec '19
 GhostHippie

Geez what's got your panties in a twist?

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  • 30 Dec '19
 GhostHippie

Thank you I don't know how to work this stuff

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  • 30 Dec '19
 GhostHippie

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/cancer

I'm not here to correct anyone I'm just here to share some knowledge with the power of the Google search engine

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  • 3 Dec '19
 GhostHippie

@MordhauSanta said:

  • A buff to billhook : Can disarm (or just drain a big amout of stamina) a shield user but only with a precise type of attack. In a way to have it fairly balanced
    Yes for that, I would definitely love that, it's damage isn't that great when slashing against enemies with a 3 on the chest so this would actually be a good buff in my eyes, but maybe it should be a moderate or small amount of stamina, I want it to be good, not God like, otherwise everyone will be using it.