Mordhau
 Cracksmith
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Female characters are great and all, but i think it would be more pertinent to add fart noises, as this is the one i find most lacking in this otherwise perfect game.

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  • 17 Jan
 Cracksmith

@RichardNixon said:
I'd like them to add a pirate style bandana/skullcap. My dread pirate Roberts loadout demands it.

Actually good idea tbh

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  • 17 Jan
 Cracksmith

Yeah, humble LOVES a good shaft. The longer and harder, the better.

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  • 16 Jan
 Cracksmith

You could really do better, man.

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  • 16 Jan
 Cracksmith

The devs could ignore all of these requests and i wouldnt care. So long as they add kilts. Thats all i want.

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  • 16 Jan
 Cracksmith

Use your body to dodge as much as possible, dont use the perk.
The cat perk is your friend, so is friendly.
If a large confrontation can be avoided, avoid it.
Pick your fights wisely.
Use your speed to your advantage when dealing with heavier opponents.

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@Dovahsaurus_PaleoKnight said:
And please add viking shields

viking shield.jpg

@Jax said:

@Earraigh said:
aka another patch without the Round Viking Shield

clipping and animation issues are preventing us from adding it :(

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  • 16 Jan
 Cracksmith

Retard convention was my nickname in highschool lol

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  • 15 Jan
 Cracksmith

Bump so the thread doesnt die.

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  • 15 Jan
 Cracksmith

Bizarro Chris Hansen, AKA Jeffery Epstein

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Let me elaborate, my befeathered friend.
Adding cloaks would require animating the actual cloaks by hand, since implementing cloth physics to something like that would make even the beefiest computer chug. On top of that, it would kill the historical accuracy (if youre into that sorta thing), as people generally removed cloaks before battle.

Also, itd be a bit silly.

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  • 13 Jan
 Cracksmith

e x t r e m e l y d e r a i l e d t h r e a d

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  • 12 Jan
 Cracksmith

сука блядь

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  • 11 Jan
 Cracksmith

Theyve tried adding cloaks already. It didnt work out too well.

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  • 10 Jan
 Cracksmith

@Stouty said:
hmm yes rush b

Убирайся отсюда, ты, блядь, англо.

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  • 10 Jan
 Cracksmith

@SWSeriousMike said:

@Cracksmith said:

Слава Путину я люблю мужчин

My Russian is really bad but that doesn't seem right. ^^

Что тут сказать? Я люблю как Путина, так и мужчин.

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  • 10 Jan
 Cracksmith

Слава Путину я люблю мужчин

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  • 10 Jan
 Cracksmith

Carefully crafted and concise arguments backed up with evidence counts as trolling, apparently.

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@esturias said:
Mordhau still isn't realistic.

Exactly why we need to add fart noises to the game

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  • 9 Jan
 Cracksmith

I didnt know you were into chicks with dicks, humble