Female characters are great and all, but i think it would be more pertinent to add fart noises, as this is the one i find most lacking in this otherwise perfect game.

@RichardNixon said:
I'd like them to add a pirate style bandana/skullcap. My dread pirate Roberts loadout demands it.

Actually good idea tbh

Yeah, humble LOVES a good shaft. The longer and harder, the better.

You could really do better, man.

The devs could ignore all of these requests and i wouldnt care. So long as they add kilts. Thats all i want.

Use your body to dodge as much as possible, dont use the perk.
The cat perk is your friend, so is friendly.
If a large confrontation can be avoided, avoid it.
Pick your fights wisely.
Use your speed to your advantage when dealing with heavier opponents.

@Dovahsaurus_PaleoKnight said:
And please add viking shields

@Jax said:

@Earraigh said:
aka another patch without the Round Viking Shield

clipping and animation issues are preventing us from adding it :(

Retard convention was my nickname in highschool lol

Bump so the thread doesnt die.

Bizarro Chris Hansen, AKA Jeffery Epstein

Let me elaborate, my befeathered friend.
Adding cloaks would require animating the actual cloaks by hand, since implementing cloth physics to something like that would make even the beefiest computer chug. On top of that, it would kill the historical accuracy (if youre into that sorta thing), as people generally removed cloaks before battle.

Also, itd be a bit silly.

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Theyve tried adding cloaks already. It didnt work out too well.

@Stouty said:
hmm yes rush b

Убирайся отсюда, ты, блядь, англо.

@SWSeriousMike said:

@Cracksmith said:

Слава Путину я люблю мужчин

My Russian is really bad but that doesn't seem right. ^^

Что тут сказать? Я люблю как Путина, так и мужчин.

Слава Путину я люблю мужчин

Carefully crafted and concise arguments backed up with evidence counts as trolling, apparently.

@esturias said:
Mordhau still isn't realistic.

Exactly why we need to add fart noises to the game

I didnt know you were into chicks with dicks, humble