Mordhau
 Cracksmith
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Half Swording is always a load of fun to shit on rapier kiddies with. Just because I'm slinging a greatsword doesnt mean i can''t do anything about your stabspam.

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@Crumly said:
lol what a bunch of cry babies. it's almost like you thought mordhau was going to be the final chapter of your shitty lives or something.

like seriously what is with your generation where you think it's normal to just fucking whine and cry so much? what did you spend, like $30 or whatever on a video game? did you think that qualified to you act like your in a ferrarri dealership buying 10 cars and the sales guy has to kiss your ass?

you spend $30 and think anyone fucking cares.... i wasted $50 on stupid appetizers from boston pizza last night and they sucked, maybe i should invest serious hours of my life crying about it on a fucking discussion forum.

the sad shit is, even after i point this out to you, you are literally too stupid to realize i'm right and will continue crying. if 1% of your generation spent a proporional amount of effort on things that they spent REAL AMOUNTS OF MONEY on, like their college degree, their homes, their cars, cleaning up their community, they would live in the nicest places in the world. instead, you get on here with your entittled $30 video game receipt acting like anyone - at all - in the whole fucking world - should care 1% about anything you have to say.

you're fucking worthless

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@Sninctbur said:
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A historically accurate(-ish) 14th century knigga.

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I like it.

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  • 18 Oct
 Cracksmith

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Custom maps are really good for taking pictures in.

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@MONKEYTOES said:
should i play mordhau it looks fun

No, play fortnite like a REAL gamer

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  • 10 Oct
 Cracksmith

Wow, you’ve played for seven hours and are suddenly an expert on how the game should be balanced and designed? Good on you man.

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@SWSeriousMike said:

@Cracksmith said:
Why are you people so fatalistic? The game isn’t dying, it just fills a niche that people aren't generally interested in.

It fills a niche I'm generally interested in and I'm not playing it at the moment either.

Well thats just you isn’t it. Whats popular among the proles isnt necessarily whats popular among us. The majority of the people on the forum for a game are the sorts of people that play the game, right? And theres plenty of people on the discord as well. But thats because we fall into the niche the game is in. The thousands of newbies that bought it at launch or came to the game with no prior melee game experience don’t fit into that niche, believe it or not.
That being said, when the people that fill into the niche go on to greener pastures, then the game is dead. Having a dedicated playerbase of veteran players isnt dead. Dead is no players period, by my definition.

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  • 10 Oct
 Cracksmith

Why are you people so fatalistic? The game isn’t dying, it just fills a niche that people aren't generally interested in.

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  • 7 Oct
 Cracksmith

These guys are what I generally use for both front-lines and ranked mode.

1: Knight Of The Mulzheim (3-3-3 Greatsword)
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2: Wandering Vagabond Knight (3-2-2 Messer Dodge)
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3: Generic Tabard Knight (3-2-2 LS dodge)
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4: The Obligatory GOT Cosplay, except its the only cool fuckin character (3-3-3 Maul, basically useless, he just looks cool)
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Try and Guess what my favorite color is.

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  • 4 Oct
 Cracksmith

@邪悪な領主 said:
Can you guys please make an update that has Asian weapons or armor. For example katanas, naginata, and shurikens. PLEASE MAKE AN UPDATE AND ADD THESE THINGS !!!!!

Why tho?

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@FortniteBurger said:
I wasted a lot of time training with one very specific weapon and now all my moves that I used to working out is useless.

Your pointless specialization is your own fault . There are MANY weapons in the game, all constantly being balanced. I guarantee you wouldnt be having this problem if you branched out more and played without a specific habit in mind.

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  • 27 Sep
 Cracksmith

It's not dead, it just has too high a skillcap. Raw player numbers are not equitable to the active community.

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  • 27 Sep
 Cracksmith

@Tr0gledyte said:
Looking at the other games on my shelf, I've decided not to load up Mordhau again until the devs sort out their game. The game is 10% fun 90% frustration due to poor game mechanics or blatant clinical retardness such as the never-to-be-fixed 3 second timer. I regret spending 30 euro on it.

Cya.

Aw darn i was excited about our 1v1! See you later, you hypercritical dork.

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  • 27 Sep
 Cracksmith

That'd kill every low end computer in a 500 mile radius if it was implemented, and would make even the beefiest of computers start to chug. It's not likely to work out for a while. Maybe in the next five years when computers are more advanced.

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  • 27 Sep
 Cracksmith

okay lol what region are you in?
Weapon?
Server?
I'm thinking training swords only, or maybe carving knives.

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  • 27 Sep
 Cracksmith

@Tr0gledyte said:

@Cracksmith said:

@Breidr said:
The one thing that dueling has really taught me is that I don't enjoy the combat system is much as I thought. For me it all comes down to feinting and reading and that's just not that fun for me. Players seem to have the ability to just make their weapons "stop" and wait. You think they'd run out of stam, but they don't, and the minute you parry, you get hit. Don't even get me started on dodge users.

It's not fun, and for that reason, I've stopped playing.

If you stopped playing the game, then quit complaining about it on the forum.

What is the added value of this post?

About the same as your topic.

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  • 26 Sep
 Cracksmith

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  • 26 Sep
 Cracksmith

Yo dude the floral circlet would look dope as fuck. Not gonna lie, this is a pretty kickass idea.

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  • 26 Sep
 Cracksmith

@Breidr said:
The one thing that dueling has really taught me is that I don't enjoy the combat system is much as I thought. For me it all comes down to feinting and reading and that's just not that fun for me. Players seem to have the ability to just make their weapons "stop" and wait. You think they'd run out of stam, but they don't, and the minute you parry, you get hit. Don't even get me started on dodge users.

It's not fun, and for that reason, I've stopped playing.

If you stopped playing the game, then quit complaining about it on the forum.

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  • 18 Sep
 Cracksmith

Horned helmets are for dweebs. Plain helmets are for men.