Mordhau
 GROG
  • Likes received 39
  • Date joined 29 Jul
  • Last seen 30 Jul

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34 39
  • 30 Jul
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@Rergato said:
What I like to do is go into good old Hammer Editor for source engine, create my map there, port it into a 3d model with a handy program from 2008, then throw that model into unreal and make it have 1 material with HUGE texture. Very good way to do it and very good performance

GROG THANKS.
GROG WILL TRY IT OUT.

34 39
  • 30 Jul
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@esturias said:
Grog isn't funny and Grog's is spamming quite a lot.
Besides that, Grog still seems to be able to read, so Grog could do just that to get his information.

GROG BORN THIS WAY.
GROG STILL LIKE GROG.

34 39
  • 30 Jul
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@VampireDuck said:
me like grog

GROG THANKFUL.
GROG ALSO LIKE GROG.
GROG THANKS FOR TIME.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@ohshitsorry said:
grug was better

GRUG CRUSHED BY GROG BIG STICK

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@lordlemon said:

@GROG said:

@lordlemon said:
i would love the option to throw horse poop

GROG ALREADY THROW HORSE POOP.
GROG HAVE TO BE PEASANT GROG

I did look :(

GROG IS SURE YOU CAN ALSO FIND TURD UNDER HORSES SOMETIMES.
BECAUSE GROG LIKE THROWING TURD ON OTHER GROG

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@idiotgod said:
Given the current state of mordhau, and the state of it since alpha, and prealpha, I'm very excited to try something where they maybe have a plan for balanced and fun shields from the beginning, instead of just ignoring the fucking problem for years and years and just having a big huge infinite parry with zero fun, skill, or balance involved

GROG THINK YOU NO SKILL.
DEFENSE LONG BOARD GROG EASILY CRUSHED BY CLUB BY KICK STAB KICK STAB.
GROG IS AMUSED

34 39
  • 29 Jul
 GROG

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GROG WANT MAN CATCHER FOR HORSE RIDER.
GROG NOT LIKE HORSE RIDER.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@Christian2222 said:
Some of these weapons don't have an alt mode, and I think they should. Some weapons alt mode are a joke, maybe I am missing something but greatsword alt mode looks just about useless.
War axe alt mode should do SOMETHING, it's not THAT op that it should not get an alt mode =/. Throw it, make it do shoves only, lower grip to non combo higher range mode, anything, take the head off and throw it, and keep handle as stick weapon, hold it up by the head, and do punching animations, anything.

My favorite is spear, the alt mode is like a completely different weapon, almost a longer quarterstaff with higher damage.

Not sure what executioner sword alt mode would do, maybe lower damage, and let it combo? but then it's too much like the other swords. Maybe alt mode could do overheads only with REALLY slow combos? Anything as long as they manage to keep things balanced.

HAHAHAHAHA GROG AMUSED

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@THE-REAL-WARSAW said:
don't play on servers with team damage on!

why would u do that or run a server like that, that's fkn retarted and begging for trollish action.

GROG THINK YOU NOT UNDERSTAND GAME MECHANIC.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
 GROG

JAX MAKE GROG MAKE BABY CREAM IN GROG COTTONBELT

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@Unlikely said:
@esturias said:

Still no idea how that post helped elaborating and proving your position.

His position is that he opposes universal human rights, what kind of a debate did you expect? Reasoned? Evidence-based?

We can talk about how to best support our hosts in enforcing the (entirely undebatable) rules on racist trash in game and in this forum.
We can talk about what we'd like to see from our hosts, in terms of improving the experiencd of playing the game.

But it would be a complete waste of our time and energy (and a victory for the fascists) to engage in a debate here about whether racism is OK.

GROG THINK YOU SAY WORD BUT LIVE IN YOUR HEAD. WORD NOT TRUE. NO GROG HERE SAY "YES I WANT RULE EVERY GROG LIKE BAD GROG" NO. GROGS DEBATE. NO NAME CALLING GROG. ""HUMAN" RIGHT" NOT EXIST BEFORE THIS TIME. GROG IS GROG. EVERY GROG IS A GROG. GROGS CAN TALK WITHOUT SHARING SAME GROG IDEAS. "FASCIST" MEAN NOTHING NOW BECAUSE GROGS OVERUSE IT. I COMMUNIST GROG. I FAR-RIGHT GROG. WHO CARE? TALK IS BEST FOR GROG. FREEDOM OF TALK MEAN STUPID WORD BE USED. SO WHAT? SHUN LIKE SHUNNING GROG.
GROG NOT AMUSED ANYMORE.
GROG THANK YOU FOR TIME.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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GROG ALSO HAS SMALL INSECT LIKE THIS.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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SMALL ROCK GROG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@TrustyWays said:
What do you think ?

Rivalry (1) - When you kill the last person who killed you, your life and stamina are restored.

Lifesucker (5) - give back 9 hp per hits landed.

Flaming Phoenix (2) - You do 50% more damage while burning.

Hunter's Trick (1) - Projectiles thrown on the lower bodypart reduce traget's speed for 5 seconds

Highlander (9) - Your life and stamina are increase by 2 everykill.

Stupid (4) - you can only right lmb from now, but your damages are increase by 25%(-50%?)

Clever (4) - you have at least 80 iq

Conquistador (15) - You gain more gold per kills.

Mastodonte (6) - Your character is ''slightly'' bigger than the average : +25 hp, -33% speed. (Weapons are still the same size)

Hard Worker (1) - tools cost less stam to use. Carving knife included.

Good Grip (2) - You don't lose your weapon (even on the ground) nor fall from your horse when parrying an horse charge.

Life insurence (2) - If you get teamkilled, your death wont show on the leaderboard, your team still lose a ticket.

Lizardman (42) - Nobody knows you're not human, your new skin is still fresh.

Show-off (7) - You can't hear an helmet, use 2 handed weapons, using catapult nor use throwables. You get twice the score for a kill, so you can show-off your name on the scoreboard. (You dont get more xp out of it and it doen't show the double of kills you made)

Coward (3)- Your speed doubles when you are under 5(-10?)hp.

GROG NO AGREE.
NO NEED TO EXPLAIN.
GROG THINKS ENOUGH POINT HELPERS.

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  • 29 Jul
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@rob.baher said:
Hello, the first congratulations for this great game that promises to be very fun.
As every new game has bugs and bugs.

I wanted to report this as it seems very obvious and important to me.
The mouse is not precise, you can not click on the enabled places. As if it was badly calibrated.
In addition, the buttons located on the top right of the configuration and exit the game do not work for me.
I can not go into game settings and I have to go out with the Windows task manager.

Please solve it.

GROG USE THIS BECAUSE IT BETTER FOR FIGHT OTHER GROGS!
BUT GROG DOES NOT UNDERSTAND OTHER PROBLEM. DEV GROG NEED TALK.
GROG THANKS FOR TIME.

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34 39
  • 29 Jul
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GROG NOT LIKE LONG NOSE GROG TRY TO STEAL GROG GOLD. GROG NOT AGREE.
BECAUSE GROG WILL BE LOSING ALL GOLD IF BET. GROG NOT VERY SMART SOMETIME.
GROG THANKS FOR TIME.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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GROG AGREES FOR ROCK. ROCK NEED BETTER HURT. ROCK NOT HURT SILVER MAN.
GROG THANKS FOR TIME.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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GROG WANT GROG FEMALE.
GROG LONELY.
GROG SAD.
GROG CRY NOW.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@TrustyWays said:
Rock - Standard skin

Glove Garlic - 500 gp

Horse poop - 1000 gp

Pear - 1500 gp

Apple - 2000 gp

Polished Rock - 3000 gp

Salad - 4000 gp

Lemon - 10'000 gp

Golden Nugget - 50'000 gp

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Throwing Knife - standard skin

Spoon - 1000 gp

Fork - 2000 gp

Leek - 5000 gp

Banana - 200'000 gp

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Arming sword - standard skin

Thin branch with leaves still on it - 1000 gp

Wooden training sword - 2000 gp

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Heavy Branch - standard skin

Horse Leg/foot - 5000 gp

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Flail - standard skin

Stick with a rat attached at the tip - 40'000 gp

Flail with an human head - 80'000 gp

GROG THINK MOST OF THESE NO MAKE SENSE.
GROG IS DISAPPOINTED BY YOU CREATIVITY.
GROG WOULD LIKE THROW POOP IN FACE.
GROG MAD NOW.
GROG DON'T WANT PAY A LOT FOR BANANA. BANANA GROW ON TREE.
GROG CAN GET BANANA EASY.
GROG STRONK.
GROG THANK YOU FOR TIME.

34 39
  • 29 Jul
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@lordlemon said:
i would love the option to throw horse poop

GROG ALREADY THROW HORSE POOP.
GROG HAVE TO BE PEASANT GROG.