There are zero qualms with these suggestions. Proof of their divine origin...

MOSOTO's Chistmas Wishlist:

1. Pan Flute. I shouldn't have to explain.

2. Percussion coconuts. Fully able to imitate horse clop clop clop.

3. A perk for Rocks... Yes Rocks... I don't care the cost of the perk... make it cost 10 points for all I care... What does the perk do you might ask??? The perk does thus:
   Doubles damage of rocks and makes it so that the rock left click is a melee attack... whether or not it can block/parry I leave that in your magical dev hands, just make sure it does more damage than fists w/ brawler perk plzzz because a big rock should do more dmg than a fist.

So I ask, as a gentlemen, as a scholar....

GIEB PALNFLUIZTZE PLOX!!!!!! NAO?

Just had to stop playing again, another troll.

This one decided to sit on team ballista at blues spawn @ camp. And shoot teamates as they spawn.

Multiple kick votes against the player by multiple people all failed. All w/ explanations.

At that point 5-10 minutes wasted trying to kickvote and deal with this troll there's no chance at having a fair match anymore. That's enough frontline on official servers for today. Seems this scenario plays out all too often.

Also all the trolls I see actually get kicked... I run into them again within a day or two if they are active in my region. Pretty lame there's no way to avoid these players on official servers.

@SWSeriousMike said:
The objectively valid reason is that ragdoll behavior and gore are client-side settings.
Subjectively, one could also argue that it doesn't add anything to the game.

When you drop your weapon there is physics just the same. And you can pick that up.
I'm confused why you think this would be a barrier to make a severed limb act in a similar manner to a dropped weapon?

Also, subjectively, I'd love to hear your argument for what the carrot adds to the game that a 1h severed arm clubbing you across your ugly mug, might not also add.

Kicks: If we can't get rid of held block, then it shouldn't be so easy to just backpedal and avoid kicks for days

idk I've played lots of shielder on frontline... If I hold my shield up and backbpedal someone can run up to my front and kick me every time. Only time I can backpedal from a kick is when my shield is not raised, and the ridiculous hitbox with the shield isn't up.

Shields are still fairly strong right now, but situational. They're almost more of a support tool at this point. You can do well with them on frontline, but you'll never do as well as a strong polearm or 2her of the same skill level because the offensive capabilities are hampered and shielders do pretty terrible in 1v2+ situations. Whereas some heavy 2h'er and poles can capably fight 1v3's, 1v4's and come out on top.

I do like how with a shield you have to block angles... if someone throws a side swing coming from your left, you need to look left of them, if you're looking just a little bit right of them or they rotate around you with the footwork its much easier to sneak blows by than say, shields in Mount & Blade.

But playing a shielder is quite the headache. You get kickspammed nonstop, you basically got two moves. Spam attacks or try to kick yourself and get the kick deny. The problem with the kick-deny in 1v2+ situations is that even when it is successfully pulled off, you just left yourself open to attacks for a considerable time.

I wish they would fix the goofy hitbox on kicks vs shielder w/ raised shield... and then to counter shields and put them back in check, make shields destructible and counterable with stuff like Bardiche, Axes, maybe even add some throwing pillum or something that can disable shields or make them much less effective.

@bruhmoment said:
Seeing the chat full of "funny" racist spam from shut-in 4channers has gotten really old, really fast.

AGREE.

Wanting to avoid miserable scummy people has nothing to do with sjw or political correctness... It's just nature.

Is there any valid reason any person working on Mordhau can come up with... NOT to have limbs be retrievable objects which we can wield as a flesh club... and throw it at thine lords enemies.

Just give it the dmg profile of punches, Maybe no block? But let us chamber at least with the limbs... and also throw them.

If your throw gets a headshot, it should blood splatter thine enemy with blood splatterings and hinder his vision.

Screw the naysayers this is my best suggestion yet.

I know you kids like to latch onto your terms, but you're mistaken.

IRL if you go to play baseball or any sport, and act like a toxic fk repeatedly. Eventually nobody will want to play with you. You'll get kicked off teams, kicked off fields etc... That's not everyone being a SJW, that's you being a miserable person that nobody wants to be around. Same goes for a game server that kicks/bans a toxic twat.

I'm not saying we need trans bathrooms, or telling you what the correct/acceptable term for a gay person is... I'm not saying we need censoring or mass bans or any of that. But we need something more than absolutely pointless kick votes that just move the toxic trolls to another server for them to prey on someone else.

That's all.

tackling toxic fucks in online gaming has nothing to do with sjw or political correctness.

If someone has a server for any game, and they kick ppl or ban them off their server for being toxic that's not social justice or political correctness... That's just keeping toxic little boys out of the playground...

If you show up to the basketball court every day, and act like a toxic fuck. Nobody will want to play with you.
The world doesn't need to change, nobody is a SJW. You're just a miserable person that nobody likes to be around. It's simple.

You want to be a racist, great dude. Go do your thing. Elsewhere.

Simple.

In a 1 on 1 I can kick to nullify, so its not so bad, but in 1v2+ if I nullify their kick then I'm open to attacks for a good window, meanwhile the guy who initially kicked me just throws another kick, forcing me to throw another kick to nullify again opening me up for a large window...
\ So the kicks are supposed to break through a shields defense and prevent turtle. I get it, I think they should be in the game... But in these cases vs multiple enemies (often in frontline), Even when I successfully low my shield guard so I can throw a kick and nullify and it works... I still lose.
I don't think kicks should be so strong that the first thing everyone you meet starts doing is throwing kicks kicks kicks kicks kicks kicks kicks kicks. I really don't think that's how it worked back then. If you measure the distance from my torso to people kicking me the range seems to be about 5-6 ft. FIVE TO SIX FEET!!! the hitbox is really large and if their tiny toe touches my shield I get stunned. Even though their kick isn't even close to my body mass.

Heavy shields like Kite/Heater definitely don't have their place in duels at all... so at least give them their place in frontline by making them viable and not just hard countered by every character regardless of build just by spamming kicks when they are occupied with an enemy.

That's just my opinion.

Now go ahead and hate me for it. I'm gonna go back to trying to shield and getting kick spammed by every character I come across.

No, the devs need a way to perma ban you social minority SJWs from the forums to halt the polluting of the vast majority with your useless PC bitching. If a guy's team killing you then yeah that's bad. But people shit talking in a video game? GTFO weakling. You SJW morons are so fragile a slight breeze would knock you over.

I don't even think you know what "politically correct" or "SJW" means you toxic, ignorant pleb.
There's nothing politically correct about a game that punishes intentional TK'ers when FF is on.

You have any real cc? Anything to add at all other than trying to lump someone you know nothing about into social groups??? I bet you fucking spend hours on internet comments every day, you seem the type.

@smellycathawk said:
I suggested a reputation system so consistently assholish assholes can be identified on sight, given lesser priority connecting to games and shit like that.

was ignored cause votekick system is perfect apparently

Votekick system is not perfect. Many ppl complaining. I just hope the devs listen to somebody other than the trolls.

Combat

*When throwing your 2nd javelin, and trying to switch to a melee weapon after the throw... The game auto equips the other bundle of jav's (if you have a 2nd bundle).... rather than switching to your melee weapon which is what you are trying to do in a lot of situations.

On my end it looks like this... Enemy is rushing me... I throw javelin, and then I press 1 to pull out my sword, but instead my character pulls out the 2nd bundle of javelins in slot 3, then I get hit in melee, drop the javelins, at this point there's a third strike coming and if I'm lucky I'm still alive and somehow manage to pull out my melee weapon by pressing 1 again to pull it out and follow up with a block...

Maybe make it so that pressing one of the weapon switch buttons over-rides the auto-equip-next-javelin-bundle-thing, that's going on and screwing me up.

Hope that makes sense.

Mosoto
Honestly. I boot up this morning to play mordhau... get in a game with a troll, hes hitting me with pans. I compalin about intentional TWing teammate so he starts TKING me. try to votekick. it failed.

Pause here.
Even if that votekick did pass. That's a temporary kick. He goes to another server and can repeat that behavior on some other unlucky schmuck. The game is pretty much encouraging this sort of behavior by not having really any penalty at all for it.

Resume.
Back to my morning... votekick fails. Ok. I'm gonna leave the server, waste my time, Forfeit my gold and xp and find a new game.
What happens within 10 minutes on the next server i join???? Another player, another server... He's killing my horse. so i stop, tell him stop TW same sides. Nope he hits me 12 times in a row with no enemies around to TK my horse, then he goes onto TK. I JUST JOINED THIS SERVER... initiate votekick on TK'er explain in chat... intentional troll tking. Votekick failed....

Go to quit the server to find another one, and then my game crashes... I have no qualms with TK's when they are accidents... a friendly horse does a risky lance charge and TK's me. NP I've been there. Friendly catapult kills me. OK grumble move on. Friendly mauler berserks in a melee and TK's me on accident 5 times in a game? Fine. Were still playing the game. This is not what makes me rage... what makes me rage are the intentional ppl just TK'ing and TW'ing when theres no enemies around and theres no mistaking you are on their side.

This has been my last half hour or so with Mordhau... And very little of it has been actual fun.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOUR REAL PLAYERBASE IS GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH BEING ENCOURAGED BY THE LAX NONEXISTENT PUNISHMENT FOR TROLLS AND INTENTIONAL TK'ERS???????????????????????????????

Please answer devs.

Seriously... We love this game. The trolls are going to ruin it. Votekicks which are temp where the troll just jumps into another game is NOT a fix.

The devs need to find a way to address the troll problem or it will kill the games pop.

Honestly. I boot up this morning to play mordhau... get in a game with a troll, hes hitting me with pans. I compalin about intentional TWing teammate so he starts TKING me. try to votekick. it failed.

Pause here.
Even if that votekick did pass. That's a temporary kick. He goes to another server and can repeat that behavior on some other unlucky schmuck. The game is pretty much encouraging this sort of behavior by not having really any penalty at all for it.

Resume.
Back to my morning... votekick fails. Ok. I'm gonna leave the server, waste my time, Forfeit my gold and xp and find a new game.
What happens within 10 minutes on the next server i join???? Another player, another server... He's killing my horse. so i stop, tell him stop TW same sides. Nope he hits me 12 times in a row with no enemies around to TK my horse, then he goes onto TK. I JUST JOINED THIS SERVER... initiate votekick on TK'er explain in chat... intentional troll tking. Votekick failed....

Go to quit the server to find another one, and then my game crashes... I have no qualms with TK's when they are accidents... a friendly horse does a risky lance charge and TK's me. NP I've been there. Friendly catapult kills me. OK grumble move on. Friendly mauler berserks in a melee and TK's me on accident 5 times in a game? Fine. Were still playing the game. This is not what makes me rage... what makes me rage are the intentional ppl just TK'ing and TW'ing when theres no enemies around and theres no mistaking you are on their side.

This has been my last half hour or so with Mordhau... And very little of it has been actual fun.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOUR REAL PLAYERBASE IS GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH BEING ENCOURAGED BY THE LAX NONEXISTENT PUNISHMENT FOR TROLLS AND INTENTIONAL TK'ERS???????????????????????????????

Please answer devs.