Mordhau
 JerkChicken
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  • 11 Apr
 JerkChicken

3rd person perspective is only gone from ranked duels. You can still have 3rd person in casual matches but.

Call of duty done this before where they had first person perspective matches and third person perspective matches.

So maybe. Devs should add 3rd person perspective ranked duels section then. Atleast this way you got both first and third. And one cannot simply complain about it

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  • 10 Apr
 JerkChicken

personally I find it fun and stuff. The only sorta complaint I have with it is that it feels like an expensive paid mod stripped of the features that made Warband fun. Even though Warband was like this in this state before when it came out.

The long wait for it was just okay. Bannerlord will grow when it comes out fully with mod support.

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Know what. I change my mind. Females will be the greatest addition to the game. /s

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what kind of adult films are we talking about

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  • 22 Mar
 JerkChicken

Id want a landscape where its so dark that we fight in the dark with nothing but a knife or something in our hands. And we stab each other in the dark. Absolutely no lights

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  • 22 Mar
 JerkChicken

My thoughts eh.. hmm.

Considering the outcomes and aftermath will result conflicts with china. Id say we're gonna be up for more than just a pandemic.

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  • 22 Mar
 JerkChicken

Women would be a great addition to the game.
You'd hear all the glorious sounds when Crush and Jax have fun voicing feminine voice, the groans, the screams in battle. Now to mention jiggly physics.

So when you see that woman coming at you if naked jiggling. Making that feminine voice. It's gonna be Crush i feel. Plausibly. Unless they get real women voice actors for which they'll have hard time with. A real hard time.

So above all else. Unless crush aint voicing the women voices. I say no. Plus women back then were in the kitchen as they should be now. But somethings changed where they became aggressive and some men became pussies and simps..

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  • 17 Mar
 JerkChicken

Ah yes the tiny man. my grandkids would like the tales of a Tiny Man and how it got extinct.

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  • 28 Feb
 JerkChicken

Go as nutty as your heart contends on this thread.

Be free and do whatever i guess.

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  • 28 Feb
 JerkChicken

Chivalry II is in bound to sweep up mordhau with its jump kicks and pressing the left click to hold and attack.... lol

but the real competition is Mount & Blade II Bonerlord.... Even if it is in Early Access mode. Bonerlord gonna bone Mordhau pretty hard.

What Mordhau gonna do about that.?

they could add women to protect themselves ;)

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  • 17 Jan
 JerkChicken

Probably down to $100. Maybe. Any guesses?

When will they get more people like freeloaders to further increase production. And stuff

I mean its been a year now so... i think its time to get more help. Tbh. Otherwise games just gonna be updated so slowly till the point it justs drops dead. People who backed this game are gonna get depressed until Bonerlord arrives in March 2020 that is if it doesn't get delayed which it probably will

So yeah devs do something fasterm

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  • 16 Jan '18
 JerkChicken

Sure fok it, ill reach