Well my dream was -
this user was banned

My loadout is built for traps
(Also throwing rocks works great at disarming bear traps)

How bout we come back to my place and compare swords

@Whisper said:
Someone is going to swing for the helmet, miss and jack off that chin instead. Jesus, howd you manage to have a bigger chin then me?

Yo chin's average

Actually less because you only have 1 instead of 3 like half dis country

No

What the fuck?

Remember, its mordhau and medieval related

Ultimate Pickup Line :
Hey there, My name's Markov

Call me kickstun, cuz ima make you scream

Hey babe, are you a devblog? Cuz your outta sight and making me crazy

Vladamir tepes the 3rd of wallachia took out so many thots that his first wife begon thotted herself

meh, ours was better

@Humble Staff said:

@Trevz TheCuz said:
"Then a furfag who was up to no good, starting posting furries in my neighborhood"

Top ten anime arcs.

Also

Dude what the fuck you ruined the vs parody song we were doin

@Pankila said:
Wait did anyone ever realize the black dude who posted his face here was not actually a black dude but some other dude posting the face of a black dude named Fred Barley who got in a news article

No shit sherlock, everyone knows mordhau's community is a sausage fest that only serves weisswurst

"Got in one little crash and my mechanic got scared, said
Your moving your car to the lot upstairs"