Mordhau
 King Sinclair The FluffyDragon
King
  • Likes received 2013
  • Date joined 9 Mar '17
  • Last seen 12h

Private Message

King 2002 2013

Well my dream was -
this user was banned

King 2002 2013

My loadout is built for traps
(Also throwing rocks works great at disarming bear traps)

King 2002 2013

How bout we come back to my place and compare swords

King 2002 2013

@Whisper said:
Someone is going to swing for the helmet, miss and jack off that chin instead. Jesus, howd you manage to have a bigger chin then me?

Yo chin's average

Actually less because you only have 1 instead of 3 like half dis country

King 2002 2013
King 2002 2013

Remember, its mordhau and medieval related

King 2002 2013

Ultimate Pickup Line :
Hey there, My name's Markov

King 2002 2013

Call me kickstun, cuz ima make you scream

King 2002 2013

Hey babe, are you a devblog? Cuz your outta sight and making me crazy

King 2002 2013

Vladamir tepes the 3rd of wallachia took out so many thots that his first wife begon thotted herself

King 2002 2013

meh, ours was better

King 2002 2013

@Humble Staff said:

@Trevz TheCuz said:
"Then a furfag who was up to no good, starting posting furries in my neighborhood"

Top ten anime arcs.

Also

Dude what the fuck you ruined the vs parody song we were doin

King 2002 2013

@Pankila said:
Wait did anyone ever realize the black dude who posted his face here was not actually a black dude but some other dude posting the face of a black dude named Fred Barley who got in a news article

fred.png

No shit sherlock, everyone knows mordhau's community is a sausage fest that only serves weisswurst

King 2002 2013

"Got in one little crash and my mechanic got scared, said
Your moving your car to the lot upstairs"