Mordhau
 enjoyurrespawnarcherscum
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9 20

I cannot comprehend the events that have transpired as of a moment ago. I was just feinted AND gambled at the same time.

If you cannot understand how to react to strikes, randomly flailing your weapon about; in the hopes to hit me, gingerly wailing away like a mindless rat, you are nothing but ENRAGING. How could such a pathetic thought cross your mind? Gambling is a DISGUSTING habit to adopt, and stops skilled players, such as myself, from earning the hits I deserve, since I was capable of reacting when it was MY initiative.

And don't even get me started on feinting. If you so desperately need to crutch onto such an easy-to-perform, no thought - easy result mechanic, then you deserve to uninstall NOW. You're indoctrinating behaviour is not welcome on the competitive scene, you waste of oxygen.

I have invested thousands of hours into honing my skills, my reactions, comprehending the exact move I must perform at the perfect moment. I take my performance PERSONALLY. If I lose, it BETTER be to something impressive, or you're just wasting more of my time, you pathetic runt. If I win? Then it's a display of power, prowess and dedication. I bet you couldn't even dedicate five minutes to breakfast.

Mordhau is the only thing that I need to keep myself occupied, as it's a constant reminder of how much more advanced I am as a person, capable of thinking faster than you could ever hope to achieve.
What do you mean that I'm compensating for my lack of real life redeeming qualities by acting powerful in the video game world? That I am a sad, lifeless husk without my in-game performance?
More like, shut up idiot, I am better than you.

See, you don't want to mess with me. I'm a melee god. I know all of the mechanics. Did you just FFA me in the duelyard? What do you mean you were just having some fun? Childish behaviour more like, get out of my server. Banned. That'll show them to mess with a melee god, such as myself...

9 20

another creature for the zoo,,,,

9 20

I actually cannot believe how stupid you are. Seriously, you are so stupid it's honestly fucking stunning. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the fucking neutrons have collapsed. Stupid that has gotten so fucking dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire fucking galaxy emits in one year. Quasar stupid. Your post literally has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this retarded. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so fucking refined and uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I literally can’t go on. This is the epitome of stupid for me. Please, do mankind a favour and never post anything ever again, you utter fucking waste of oxygen. Fuck you.

9 20

I actually cannot believe how stupid you are. Seriously, you are so stupid it's honestly fucking stunning. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the fucking neutrons have collapsed. Stupid that has gotten so fucking dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire fucking galaxy emits in one year. Quasar stupid. Your post literally has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this retarded. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so fucking refined and uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I literally can’t go on. This is the epitome of stupid for me. Please, do mankind a favour and never post anything ever again, you utter fucking waste of oxygen. Fuck you.

9 20

Dear developers, I ask You to pay attention to the fact that now the kick is unjustifiably IMBA-cheater control. When the kick hits the shield a little of what's going on too long recovery process, so it also takes health into the shield! What is this insanity?! I understand control, takes stamina, but health the why?! Is a shield an organ of the body?! With arrows, spears and other throwing or small arms is the same! Getting into the shield take away health. This needs fixing!!!
Now many players, especially cheaters, use two-handed weapons, with auto-block and auto-aim. It is extremely unfair to all the other players. And cheaters use the most powerful weapon, a sledgehammer or Cihangir sword. Why don't you do such a thing - make weapons separable into dueling and for mass wars? What would dueling weapons could not be used in battles with a large number of people(front line)
Further the jump. You said yourself that you created a game close to creal fights and fencing. But what do we see?! Ballet, pirouettes and other fiction! Are we playing Counter-Strike?? As you jump, making udarata heavy weapon(sledgehammer, two-handed weapons, halberds, etc.) and be clad in armor? Whichever man was strong and hardy, but for a long time to fight in such regieme he wouldn't. Please change the mechanics. So during a jump, it was impossible to fight. You jump or you fight! This will greatly improve the balance between players!

9 20

@Mountainx said:
McMercy: It's not really a big deal, you can't get a refund after 2 hours of playing a steam game and they delivered on everything are you low IQ or something? just talking shit.

I actually cannot believe how stupid you are. Seriously, you are so stupid it's honestly fucking stunning. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the fucking neutrons have collapsed. Stupid that has gotten so fucking dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire fucking galaxy emits in one year. Quasar stupid. Your post literally has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this retarded. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so fucking refined and uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I literally can’t go on. This is the epiphany of stupid for me. Please, do mankind a favour and never post anything ever again, you utter fucking waste of oxygen. Fuck you.

9 20

Lol at all the people raging over archers. Here's how to solve the archer problem Pick up a bow yourself and git gud. I'm sure you're all fine with figuring out how to counter all sorts of melee opponents but you're too damn stubborn to learn how to kill a decent archer? Pick up a fucking bow and shoot him back.