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 DodgeThisYouBastarddd
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Messer shield is absolute cancer. Messer and buckler/targe is annoying as well because you can't punish them for squandering their stam while they spin in a circle and spam m1

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Most horsemen will just use a spear/halberd/estoc and just couch, lowering the skillcap even further. You don't even have to time your swing anymore. You press F and hold down W. The ridiculous force field around the horse means that you get flinched and die to the couched weapon even if you time your block perfectly or use a shield.

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@alonesilverwolf
You hesitate, and your opponent advances, feinting his maul.
Roll a DC12 WIS save.
You have no proficiency or bonus.

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Roll for initiative

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@Sayton said:
It's like saying tanks are OP in modern combat games.Yeah that's their role on the battlefield. Try capping a point from horseback.

But in Battlefield a tank could cap a point without extra infantry. Their role was to push through heavy resistance. A single horse cannot do that. A couched weapon can only kill one enemy, and a swing can only kill so many. Charging a group of 5 or 6 enemies is a very bad idea as a horseman. In Battlefield, the whole point of a tank is to contest an OBJ heavily defended by infantry.

Instead, you run around the outskirts and pick off people coming out of spawn or those who are unaware by abusing your one-shots and how hard it is to punish you if you have any decent movement skill with the horse.

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@Xisarah
I'm quite sure there's an orangish colour that would fit Blackstone more

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Well I mean the buckler alt skin comes close enough. I don't see a reason to add another one.

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The problem here is clearly with you.
I am a member of a Roman legion, who always use shields and arming sword, even in a duel server. We don't have much problem with any player that isn't godly.
Don't just sit there and let them hit you. After you block an attack, it becomes your turn. Now, you need to actually attack.
Yes, you have to actually do something other than holding M2. Incredible, right?

And now you'll ask me to upload a video with proof or try to otherwise undermine my attempt in helping you.

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@ed said:
Honestly votekicking would be fine if it required more than one vote to start a votekick. If multiple people votekick, say 3 different players, then the votekick should get initiated. A message in chat like "A Votekick Has Started Against Player1 (1/3)" and then once 3 players votekick then the actual votekick starts. This would make it a bit slower to deal with cancerous players but it would end vote-griefing.

In a duel server a dickhead such as a FFAer would only make the process marginally slower because everyone else would make an effort to kick that person.
But yes I could see this solution helping with toxicity in FL

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This is like some low budget India soap opera material

@Botas would probably be the villain

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o shittus the big bois are here

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Duel servers without admins are now non existent because you just get FFA'ed. Really poor concept on your part

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Using friendly markers while on a cata or ballista help a lot. The lowest range of a cata is 30m, and every 'notch' increases it by 10m. Use the nearest OBJ as a reference point. This really helps with not placing a catapult shot into a group of teammates.

But yes I would love to punish the autist who continually swings his poleaxe into his teammates while in a group fight.

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@narwic said:
Do they use a random number generator for the sparky particle effects during chambers?

That's gotta be what he means. Game is dead for sure if true, I don't think we can get around his poignant commentary. Nobody wants random sparks.

Damn he really got us

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@CatR said:
Peter Dinklage once invented a robot that could hunt and kill ballistae so effectively they had to send an Australian back in time to stop him from being TK'd by a ballista thus fueling his belief that all ballistae must be destroyed. They made a movie about it and called it Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer.

I think we could learn a lot from this fable, perhaps this feud has gone on long enough? Is it worth the -100?

But mu horse one shot

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thread in a nutshell

drag bad because im bad

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Please keep posting this is hilarious

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@MRELOSEPOE said:
I'm amazed how people still feed the shit out of ToLazy4Name on this forum

You would think that people would know how the internet works by now

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It's WOLK alright