Mordhau
 TombstoneJack
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UNLEASH THE WHOLESOME1dd.gif

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you comin to the Area 51 raid lazy? I could use some help getting JFKs skeleton it should look something like thisUntitled.png

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ya I think I mentioned this bug a long fuckin time ago didn't know how to recreate it tho

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just going through another identity crisis of whether I like maces or axes more....again

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mordhau n chiv workin together is the day our pride dies

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its a maderfuckin meowder stroke!253230_screenshots_20190715065226_1.jpg

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PUT THE BRICK DOWN N HEAR ME OUT

alright dlc/microtransactions are probably going to come at some point in time maybe but every ones been wondering what the devs could sell without it turning into a shit show
cant sell maps/game modes since it splits the community cant sell weapons because "pay2win" could sell cosmetics but run the risk of making the game look silly (TF2) or have noobs looking like highly skilled vets (rising storm2)

but what about filters? give people the option to pay for then turn on a filter that changes how the game looks for them without effecting how other players see the game imagine mordscape but there's an option for it in the menus
this is what I mean(a hat in time since its the best example)mix.jpgone image is the base game the other has a filter that completely changes how the game looks and is perceived from colorful and cute to a horror atmosphere

The filters would allow players to tailor how the game looks to their preference whether they want it to look serious or silly grounded or fantasy atmospheric or pretty tim fragment or youtuber bait253230_screenshots_20190715080338_1.jpg

they can be pallet swaps or cash in on the nostalgia marketmix3.jpg

even going so far as to look like a completely different game entirely from cell shaded to a grimy looking play station game(I know I just really wanted to use killing floor its beautiful) hoovy.jpgkf_002_full.jpg

this would allow us to sell dlcs that are not game changing or breaking while also not effecting the people that don't have them in any way allowing your fresh spawn noob to see the game as a medieval hack n slash vs tim who can make the game look as dark and depressing as he wants
this method could let the devs release the important stuff for free (maps weapons) while also sneaking out a bit of extra money here and there for just a pallet swap

its not only consumer friendly but doesn't make the devs look greedy as hell

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@aneaster said:
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Jackie The Brave, The Knigga Of The Round Table

pffff round table any knigga worth his salt knows a table of reasonable geometry is not enough to discus the where abouts of patchie Looping-Wooden-Tables-by-Michael-Beit-6.jpg

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@ChineseBootlegAnime said:

@Fragility said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Fragility said:
Wait, wait, wait. So, if we were to label the thread "Unseasoned White Folks", "Show me your Colonizer", "Crackers in Plate", "Show me your Dylann Roof" or "President Trump sucks" you'd be OK with that?

idk if i'd be okay with that because those seem extremely unrelated to posting characters while "kniggas" is a tongue in cheek play on people using the word "niggas" as a term for friends, boys, etc and the word "knights" but I certainly wouldn't be angry about it or complaining lmao

Edit: I blame my response to this obvious bait on the fact that i've had some alcohol tonight, forgive me for my sins brothers, Punzy will now lead us in a group prayer

So, using a racial slur is OK because you're using it to denote "friends, boys, etc.". It's a fucking racial slur and you dressing it up in a KKK hood doesn't make it better or more acceptable. Of course, you wouldn't complain about it because there's no comparable to the N-word. There's nothing analogous for white people to compare it to. I wish you would say that shit in front of me. You'd best be packing because I'd pop your ass right in the mouth. I never understand why ya'll hate us so much but ya'll insist on listening to our music, copying our style, watching our movies, mimicking our culture, etc. This is the providence of white men. In contrast, you don't see none of us going to your rural wasteland of joblessness and listening that banjo shit ya'll pawn off as music. And, prayer? LOL. Ya'll monsters. Monsters don't pray. Let's hope you don't immolate when you fold your hands and genuflect. Enjoy your white game.

Okay bud i aint racist but the "N-word" is white culture, a word made by whites. Dont complain about stealing culture when this whole rant was written with OUR culture, OUR language. There is a lot of ways to combat racism and oppression within a community but a fire does not put out a fire so saying all whites are Hill Billy's is NOT okay, its plain fucking racism and stereotyping. I am 75% Italian, my dad is from Italy
"Yall" (which is southern white language culture stealer) can make the name of this thread Italians fuck themselves with ravioli in their asshole and pizza in their bell and I wouldn't care. Seriously snowflake you need to realize that your type of people is the type of people that get made fun of. Not because of their minority but because of their inability to talk to someone without being a fucking annoying ass hypocrite. Get a life. Stop shitting on people. Please god let this be a meme you uncultured swine

but don't people start a counter fire to put out the original fire

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@ohshitsorry said:
QUIET NOT QUITE

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my headphones are really quiet now I haven't changed any settings and its at max volume but still really quiet

this is the second time its happened first while playing mordhau I noticed the game just got quiet suddenly so I raised the volume on everything and now the second time while playing mordhau again the sound has dropped even lower

all my other games sound quieter to I was wondering if any one knew a fix or if I need new headphones / sound remote
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the headphones are still some what new but the remote is old

ive never had this problem on any other game I think its because the battle crys may be to loud/high pitched since both times the sound has dropped has been while shouting and now I notice some static when my character reaches the peak of their shout Foppish in particular

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skill based auto balance is just impossible I could get switched because the game thinks a lvl 200 is super pro but if im playing as a bard that doesn't help the ppl I get switched to

or my score could be thousands of points ahead of everyone only for the team i get switched to finds out im a medic

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any one else pissed that the bracers are counted as arms instead of hands seriously they look stupid when together with gloves and giving up arm cosmetics is never gonna happen

also we got fur boots wheres the fur gauntlets

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I foresee many a knights running around with dicks painted on them

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@TombstoneJack said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@DylanS_98 said:
I approve. This guy is pretty much a pillar of the community and shows us his chicken sandwiches everyday.

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do you seriously have 5 pickles in your sandwich you've been a pretty nasty person lazy but this is just to much evil to stomach

I count 6

fuck you and your pickle science im gonna nominate whisper now

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theres a dad joke to be made hereAE9B1CB3312C91A9FB93DD962F7D7B785E902687.jpg

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@DylanS_98 said:
I approve. This guy is pretty much a pillar of the community and shows us his chicken sandwiches everyday.

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do you seriously have 5 pickles in your sandwich you've been a pretty nasty person lazy but this is just to much evil to stomach

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@SushiFish said:
2lazy4name should never be a forum mod from what I have seen.
Let it be based on competence and NOT popularity.

that's why hes perfect

lazys one of us he knows what we want hes our Donald trump (non emperor remix edition)