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@AngstyGnomeChild said:
smh when the joke flies over your head

Only bad ones do.

If you read some of the serious post's I've read it's almost impossible to tell who's joking and who isn't. Especially when they're serious, but lie and say they were joking.

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  • 13 Jul
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@Membrand said:
Make an actual Option for it. And make sure it requires someone to Teamkill or actually do something that makes it justified.

I got Teamkilled in Spawn several Times.
3 people build Obstacles for their own Team (our Team),used the ballista etc to teamdamage people in spawn and spammed the chat to kick people they killed.
And guess what? The ones getting killed, including me, eventually got kicked on their behalf.

To make it even harder for people to eventually votekick them, they used some cryptical letters.

Pretty Annoying that People actually have Fun doing this, but even more annyoing that im getting restricted out of a game with my friends, cause there is no option to actually punish these idiots.

Is it possible to atleast punish these Guys, if you present Screenshots ?
Or can i only report them through Steam, which i doubt will do anything unless they actually threat people in the chat ?

Type in console playerlist
then votekick idnumber

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  • 13 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

Who is saying the skating glitch is scaring people away? It's completely harmless and hilarious.

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  • 13 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

@ToLazy4Name said:
are you a peacerer alt? it's obvious that you're trolling but I can't tell if you just sound very similar to peacerer or if you're emulating him

I don't think he can read. I'm pretty sure he's using a voice to text app to post these comments.

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  • 13 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into this time.

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Should horses be as effective as the carving knife?
Is held block stupid?
Are javelins broken?
Are firepot spammers annoying?

Thank you for participating in this extremely thought out poll, I appreciate all your cooperation and will be faxing the results to the devs via pager.

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  • 12 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

@EatAtRedLobster said:

@NoIdeaHubby said:

@EatAtRedLobster said:
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HEY TO BE FAIR, when you use the preview function, the polls don't show up correctly ALRIGHT!

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@EatAtRedLobster said:
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HEY TO BE FAIR, when you use the preview function, the polls don't show up correctly ALRIGHT!

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  • 12 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

Nevermind lol

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  • 12 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby
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  • 12 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

@Murmillo said:
One of my favorite weapons in the game, but when compared to other similar weapons it needs help. Any chance of a warhammer like treatment of this weapon?

The poleaxe is perfectly viable, two shots armor in alt mode, headshot-bodyshot, great stabs, insane drags, decent accels. This post is completely pointless. Can you actually play the game before suggesting all this nonsense.

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  • 12 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

I was almost sure this was a troll post until you linked the video, then I knew we were dealing with a new breed. I'd like to start off by suggesting that you play the game for more than ten minutes before defending things you have absolutely no knowledge about. If you play the game regularly then I'm sorry, but godspeed.

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  • 12 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

@DylanS_98 said:
I dont really understand how wanting shields to abide by the parry system would be considered watering down combat. Infact I think having held blocks waters down combat already.

But then again that guy has a sort of bait like response to everything.

Playing a stamina game with a shield user is not at all fun or even remotely skillful. If shields just had larger parry boxes or had a longer parry window, or both, they would probably function better, feel better, and see more competitive use. Isnt to say that they arent already.

Fact is using them feels bad, and playing against it feels equally bad or worse (flat out boring in my eyes).

Yeah his comments are pretty bait like, but you can tell when his posts have gotten less and less creative that you really shut whatever nonsense he was spewing down. It's just sad people like this even bother to browse the forums and reply to legitimate discussions.

I'm not quite sure what you mean by larger parry box/window. I feel if they had either of those things they'd be even more obnoxious and zstabbing wouldn't work what so ever. Wouldn't larger parry box/window encourage the stamina game, or force people to kick the shield more often (an already high risk low reward tactic)? Honestly if they aren't going to remove held block, shield users shouldn't be allowed to feint, morph, or combo. This would remove all the mechanics available to them that their shield removes from others. I'd much prefer all shields to be buckler/targe.

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@THE-REAL-WARSAW said:

@NoIdeaHubby said:

Oh, I just realized you're a shield main LUL. Nice try. Come up with some facts to back your argument instead of generalizing about nothing.

ppl in here wanting more nerfed dwn combat are the facts.
ya'll clearly need an arcade style mode.

and only 4 of the 20 builds I've made have shields ftr...

Can you give me some facts to work with, or are you going to keep saying the same stupid insult bullshit over and over. Here, I'll kick it off. Why do you think shields should remain as they are?

edit

The answer can't be: because I use them.

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  • 12 Jul
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@THE-REAL-WARSAW said:

@NoIdeaHubby said:

Oh, I just realized you're a shield main LUL. Nice try. Come up with some facts to back your argument instead of generalizing about nothing.

ppl in here wanting more nerfed dwn combat are the facts.
ya'll clearly need an arcade style mode.

and only 4 of the 20 builds I've made have shields ftr...

Are we asking for nerfed down combat? No, we're asking for something blatantly broken in the combat to be changed or completely removed. Held block is fucking stupid, noobs who use shields can survive for way too long against better players.

Do you see anyone complaining about the targe, or buckler? No you don't because they make sense and are completely fair. If you're going to argue that held block for shields is fair, you aren't worth having an argument with. We want the game to be good, and fair instead of a please everyone game. Please the players that take the time to practice and acquire skill instead of giving idiots an item that grants a massive bonus and negates nearly every attack.

Having kick as the main mechanic against held block just doesn't work, as much sense as it might make. If you're in a 1vX situation and there's a dude holding rmb, you aren't going to hit him, if you feint or try to cleave through all the enemies in front of you you're always going to hit that brick wall idiot who has more value on the team being a shield than being good at the game.

ftr frontline is the most arcade mode I've ever seen, balance for anything is completely out the window so you're wrong on that as well. The only real issues I have with frontline are the horses being one man armies, firepot spam, and shields. If I die to a sword on the ground it's my fault for dying and I accept that, the other bullshit I can hardly control or counter without a specific loadout needs to get the nerf bat.

The only shield loadout I have is one I use when I get pissed off at shield users. It's pretty fun to get pingponged across the map by the entire enemy team trying to kill you while you can survive until you run out of stamina. Sometimes the enemies will ping pong me back to my team and get overrun, so thats pretty fun... ya' know?

If they did make an arcade mode specifically for what we want, I can guarantee there would be more players in arcade than whatever looney tunes scrub mode you want. It just has to be advertised well, and easily accessible for the common audience.

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  • 11 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
remove melee combat

Add naked women remove armor remove ranged remove siege weapons

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  • 11 Jul
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@THE-REAL-WARSAW said:
I think ya'll should make ya'll a mod for all you nerf lovers.

you can call it zweicopter mod.

all the skill less nerf loving fanboys that need more free hits and nerfing others to play how they want them to use their shields or weps can play that lame shit while you all run around as aunt Jemima in her underwear topless with a fkn zweicopter...

problem solved.

Oh, I just realized you're a shield main LUL. Nice try. Come up with some facts to back your argument instead of generalizing about nothing.

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  • 11 Jul
 NoIdeaHubby

@ToLazy4Name said:
this isn't a pasta this is a remedy to the game's ills, stop copying me >:^ (

You can't tell me this isn't a pasta. This needs to be a pasta, and 100% credit goes to @ToLazy4Name. I'm a copy cat fraud.