Crushed was one a simple lad, well tempered, and even smelled of the fumes of freshly steamed oats. But alas, Crushed met with a manly man by the name of Big Daddy, aka Marox. The sweaty friendship was born by fate and to be tested by fire; a relation of love dipped in the blood of agony and exotic misunderstandings. They set forth to make the most furnished of virtual slicing simulators of current age. They call it Mordhau.
In the making of the sport, they decided to market a fundraiser to a mass of blood-thirsty fat men who's only purpose in life is to fight with swords from saftey of an armchair. T'was a success to say the least.
After many a soon™s later, the project was finally released to a small group of testers, and our developers were in for a rude awakening. Glitches, mechanical imbalances, overpowered warhammer cheese, sammy, all things come together into a recipe for disasterhau. Crushed did not take the criticism well. In his anger, he began fearmongering the forum dwellers, banning at the sheer sight of negative remarks and offensive content. He then went off twist the mechanics into useless button mashing whilst "fixing" some with the tap of a band-aid. His rage saw no bounds, leaving a path of destroyed potential in his wake. Marox cri and everybody sad the end.
Mycrippledson is absolutely right. This is something ive noticed for ages now.
Dint matter if you lightning fast click, it still has small animation window that gey.
8h
Trevz TheCuzNever miss an animals as leaders show
Best show ive ever seen yet (ive yet to see meshuggah though)
12h
Trevz TheCuzEyye Animals as leaders
Didnt know u had gud music tasty
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17 Apr
Trevz TheCuzCrushed was one a simple lad, well tempered, and even smelled of the fumes of freshly steamed oats. But alas, Crushed met with a manly man by the name of Big Daddy, aka Marox. The sweaty friendship was born by fate and to be tested by fire; a relation of love dipped in the blood of agony and exotic misunderstandings. They set forth to make the most furnished of virtual slicing simulators of current age. They call it Mordhau.
In the making of the sport, they decided to market a fundraiser to a mass of blood-thirsty fat men who's only purpose in life is to fight with swords from saftey of an armchair. T'was a success to say the least.
After many a soon™s later, the project was finally released to a small group of testers, and our developers were in for a rude awakening. Glitches, mechanical imbalances, overpowered warhammer cheese, sammy, all things come together into a recipe for disasterhau. Crushed did not take the criticism well. In his anger, he began fearmongering the forum dwellers, banning at the sheer sight of negative remarks and offensive content. He then went off twist the mechanics into useless button mashing whilst "fixing" some with the tap of a band-aid. His rage saw no bounds, leaving a path of destroyed potential in his wake. Marox cri and everybody sad the end.
17 Apr
Trevz TheCuzJax get all the puss
17 Apr
Trevz TheCuzCrush is real cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything
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17 Apr
Trevz TheCuzMycrippledson is absolutely right. This is something ive noticed for ages now.
Dint matter if you lightning fast click, it still has small animation window that gey.
16 Apr
Trevz TheCuzWatup
13 Apr
Trevz TheCuz13 Apr
Trevz TheCuzYes
12 Apr
Trevz TheCuzBecause
11 Apr
Trevz TheCuzBenis
11 Apr
Trevz TheCuzI kEep sPeLLiNg it WroNG WtF muRUx CHAnge IT!
11 Apr
Trevz TheCuzNeeds to not stop so abruptly, animations should glance off hit in direction of momentum for muh immersion tbhimho.
11 Apr
Trevz TheCuzIsn't
11 Apr
Trevz TheCuzIdk
10 Apr
Trevz TheCuz10 Apr
Trevz TheCuzIt's caughtched
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10 Apr
Trevz TheCuzDear crush,
Your game is shit, i hope daddy murux is happy with state of boredhau. Please take my legitamite criticism legitimately.
Signed with my penis
8=D - pew pew -
4 Apr
Trevz TheCuzBecause it is me
4 Apr
Trevz TheCuzThe person above me is not the person below me