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@Punzybobo said:
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ywn bring an ugly jew into the world with anne frank

the heresy merely started and i already want to summon crushed

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@Valmirius said:
I made the Chad to the best of my ability. I am surprised no-one appears to have done this yet.

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i actually tried but it was unsatisfying, y no Virgin tho

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@DerFurst said:
Be proud, Dankest, because you introduced the longest running meme yet

rip Maci

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@Valmirius said:

@YOLANDIVISSER said:

Lmao stfu, girl

NoRebuttalNoBalls

I'm sorry but you were asking for this one:

Women are easily the most overrated gender in the last decade. Wives are horrible. Really not much fun about it, sex becomes super linear and repetitive. Their logic is emotionally involved, clunky and unresponsive, and it is not usually smart in a way that actually demonstrates intelligence, but rather relies entirely on their female intuition with no planning in any manner. What makes them "difficult" to understand is again their clunky reasoning for their actions. All women are pretty much the same, you just dodge subjects when they are in their "vulnerable" phase, and wait for their cycle to end until they start swinging at you again the next month. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got women in a nutshell. Normal women are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the man busy between the attractive women. In fact, all women are exactly the same. Merely a reskin of one another with somewhat different phenotypes and values. They play the same mind games otherwise. The whole gender really is targeted towards children that heard stories about "true love" for the softer sex from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that as well but fail to realise that marriage back then wasn’t difficult in a frustrating way, but in a challenging and interesting one.

will this meme ever end tho

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@das said:
Game was great when it was QM only tbh. It felt sandboxy with how lackadaisical or serious you can play on a whim.

When actual competitive mode came out, the game took a turn for the worse. The game has serious fundamental issues for competitive play imo, and that's not even to talk about how toxic things can get in nearly any game that has mandatory but "boring" roles like right-click simulator or healbot w/ a rez.

just remove healers, problem solved

I really dislike games that force you to play roles "for the greater good" in non-premade formats.
Overwatch also doesn't strike a balance of individual skill vs teamwork that I personally like; I think games like Counter-Strike, Team Fortress 2, and Chivalry struck that balance better.

-Team Fortress 2
-balance

I like the optimistic future theme of the game. It's something pretty refreshing in a modern shooting game. I like the whole Omnics being >insert minority of your wildest imagination< theme too. The most PC way you can have racists and murders in a T-rated game.

refreshing doesnt means that is good tho, team fortress setting was a gazillion time more entertaining

Overwatch is newer and has the polish and all, but I think Team Fortress 2 did the core gameplay better.

overwatch also have the advantage of having an existing dev team

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its only ok because of le fat aussie pigman, literally the only reason i'm playing it

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The Lootbox system is easily the most overused system in the last decade. Principle is horrible. Really just RNG about it, it's super unfair and money grabbing. The economic system is absurd and abusive, and it is not useful in a way that the company actually has a lot of people to pay or requires funding in any way. What makes it "useful" is again, the easy money. All lootboxes are pretty much the same, you just opens arround until they are in their "charitable" phase, and then loot the shit out of them until they start screwing you again. Repeat that for some years and you've got all your looting experience in a nutshell. Normal skins are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the player busy between the epic ones. Infact, all skins are exactly the same. Merely a recolor of one another, with somewhat updated particles. They look the same otherwise The whole system really is targetet towards autists that heard stories about "le golden gun skin" from the older players / editor. They want to be part of that aswell but fail to realize that skins back then weren't acquiered in a pecuniary way, but in a time-consuming one.

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@Punzybobo said:
Are you taking a copy/paste meme seriously

tfw they dont know

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@rob_owner said:
https://youtu.be/HcyVRzkSwkc?t=13s

at 8:24 a bunch of flying babies eat this one chick

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tfw just found about the iamverysmart/iamverybadass/thathappened subreddits, fucking goldmines

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@Rattsknecht said:
or charcoal

wtf did you just fucking say you little bithc

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@rob_owner said:

<3 I will use printer to copy some old drawings and the most recent drawing for you

try oïl painting for maximum nightmare pls

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@Punzybobo said:
At least what's happened to Alien hasn't happened to Star Wars kind of.

Alien had all this mystery surrounding it and I think if it were up to anyone, they would have left it alone or up to comics or something like in Star Wars. BUT NOOO, RIDLEY SCOTT NEEDS TO MAKE A MOVIE, HE NEEDS TO MAKE A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT THE FUCKING ENGINEERS LOOK THEY ARE BIG AND TALL AND MADE THE HUMANS AND ALIENS AND REMEMBER THE DERELICT? THAT WAS ENGINEERS!!! STUPID FUCKING RACE OF NORWEGIANS CREATED HUMANITY AND A WEAPON THEY CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL HAHAHAHA.

engineers looks more like bald greek statues tbh, also the first space jokey was 2 times bigger and looked like the lovechild between an elephant and clayface so we can safely pretend that this isnt canon ( also the technology makes no sense so fuck you ridley )

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also lets just pretend that eveything coming after the prequels simply isnt canon, i didnt even saw rogue one because it seems boring (the fucking scene whit the nazi-like speech looks so ridiculous that it seems like it comes from fucking iron sky who the fuck approved this idea even), at least bladerunner was a real movie and i'm really curious about the dune stuff or another kind of stuff based on gud ol sci fi like john carter (the first one wasnt a masterpiece but holy fuck was it better than sw7)

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@lash said:
I will just keep my happy memories I have from the first movies that I once got as a child in three VHS pack and that's all I'm going to do regarding star wars now.

this and palpatine memes of course

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@EatAtRedLobster said:
This is my most recent piece.

Title: The Analysis of Humility

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The Virgin Mordhau Forumer vs The Chad Staff

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