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@ThunderDuck said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@ThunderDuck said:
guys i just hit 8 submissions without getting tapped in BJJ sparring and i feel like a fucking god please someone knock me down a peg or roast me or something, it can't be healthy for my ego to be this proud

Get in my guard vro I'll kimura triangle you until you reverse kneebar yourself trying to tap before I rubber guard omoplata your ass son

don't threaten me with a good time

this is hot

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@ohshitsorry said:

@Bodkin said:
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Remember kids! Tumours are good for you!!!

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good this is still a nice thread then

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can we put mods into gulags and start the dictatorship of the mordhau users please

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lazy where is your other leg did you lose it please respond i'm worried

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
statistically if there is as much chances for people to be gay or straight it will have a tendency to go at around 50%

strongly disagree for the variety of aforementioned reasons, especially the car mechanic simile. males can empathize more with the male orgasm

but then i could say that straight sex will still be more prevalent because people like choice and having the choice of drilling from both sides is nice (also you dont have to touch poo), and also because them tiddy n booty are nice, to me at least your argument isnt any more convincing than the trash i just said

because you are seeing things that i simply dont see, males having a tendency to hang out together and being gay is unrelated, i mean in fact the gay men i knew are the ones who were hanging out with girls the most

that's a large reason why homosexual relationships occur! the WORD homosexual stems from the greek word "homos" which means "same". men hang out with men cause they synchronize more. this will spread to sexuality once sexuality becomes more fluid.

i think it will increase too but again not to the extent you described

feminine gays is a whole other weird world of arguments that even i don't really understand. my (extremely controversial) theory is those kind of gays have the beginnings of gender dysphoria, or a very mild case of it. most gays i know that acted like that actually transitioned. that being said, i don't know shit about transgenderism lol

i honestly dont know what to answer to this since i didnt see those people long enough to know if they did a transition, but having a (i think) very light case of what you describe as gender dysphoria i feel that its almost as if you were trying to put them aside as not filling the homosexual box just so your hypothesis can make more sense

i'm talking about genetic not your fetish, also yes your sexual orientation can change througt time but i believe this tendency can also be obsezrved throught genes

well, like i said before, i believe experiences outweigh DNA programming.

and i belive the contrary, and as i said before i think none of us has evidences that are strong enough to own eachothers libtard argument

dicks or holes or maybe both at same time i dunno, you know some flies even have morningstar-shaped dicks so i get there is a large range of different shapes you can call sexual organs

ya but they're all things humans empathize with. what if there was just like. a weird patch of hair and if u brushed the hair that's sex to them. that would suck, right? cause it's nothing like the human orgasm, which is what ur empathizing with

i wouldnt call that human sex then but rather vertebrate/arthropod sex then, but maybe this was all an etymologycal problem for me since the beginning i dunno, whatever

also this will be my last post regarding this subject, this degeneracy took enough of my time and i dont think we will go any further argumentatively

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
and i dont think it will be enough to totally shift the tendency from like 80% straight to 80% gay, i still think it wont go past 50% in the near or far-but-not-that-far-meaning-far-but-not-far-enough-to-genders-to-be-totally-outdated

whys that. i've explained my reasoning but u haven't really explained urs

statistically if there is as much chances for people to be gay or straight it will have a tendency to go at around 50%

no its not, what i mean is that unless you actively select people to be gay or bi then i dont see sexuality suddenly changing its course (over time it would make sense for it to either go full bi or 50/50), also the fact of it becoming the norm isnt garanteed yet

again, i've explained why pretty thoroughly i think the tides are going to shift but you haven't really refuted any of it other than going "i don't see it" a bunch

because you are seeing things that i simply dont see, males having a tendency to hang out together and being gay is unrelated, i mean in fact the gay men i knew are the ones who were hanging out with girls the most

i dont think either you or i can accurately speak on that subject, at least not to a satisfactory degree so i think we should leave it at there

from my experiences i can pretty accurately speak on it. i went straight to bi to gay. i've also seen it happen to many straight men. in fact it's actually a fetish to turn straight men gay in homosexual culture

i'm talking about genetic not your fetish, also yes your sexual orientation can change througt time but i believe this tendency can also be obsezrved throught genes

sexuality abstraction always stems back into regular human sexuality though. robots have dicks BECAUSE humans have dicks. insectoids probably have real fucked up disgusting looking stumpy dicks

not necesseraly

but you probably imagine them with more appealing human dicks, right?

gay normie

regardless, they don't have a third invented random reproductive organ. they're dicks. they orgasm then shoot cum no matter what they look like. ur empathizing with the male orgasm.

dicks or holes or maybe both at same time i dunno, you know some flies even have morningstar-shaped dicks so i get there is a large range of different shapes you can call sexual organs

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@ToLazy4Name said:
what the fuck are you doing dankest holy shit

i dont know please lazy save me own the libtard thanks

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
i too prefered to hang out with men it doesnt mean i wanted to fuck them

that's not at all what i'm saying — i'm saying a mans personality synchronizes the most with other men and therefore romantic relationships will bloom more often in the future

and i dont think it will be enough to totally shift the tendency from like 80% straight to 80% gay, i still think it wont go past 50% in the near or far-but-not-that-far-meaning-far-but-not-far-enough-to-genders-to-be-totally-outdated

except that its not just about culture, more people are probably naturally straight its just genetics, in the same manner that populars things are popular (for an exemple, people liking broccolis more than french fries is rare, people being at one end of the bell curve or the other is rare aswell) i think we have more chances of being straight than gay,

this is just the "it's not natural" argument which will be completely void once gene editing becomes the norm.

no its not, what i mean is that unless you actively select people to be gay or bi then i dont see sexuality suddenly changing its course (over time it would make sense for it to either go full bi or 50/50), also the fact of it becoming the norm isnt garanteed yet

also i think personality & past experiences actually outweigh genetics (and past experiences are obviously going to shift in the future)

i dont think either you or i can accurately speak on that subject, at least not to a satisfactory degree so i think we should leave it at there

i want to put my pp in squids, robots and sentient insectoid species so those views just mean that you are a lame normie

sexuality abstraction always stems back into regular human sexuality though. robots have dicks BECAUSE humans have dicks. insectoids probably have real fucked up disgusting looking stumpy dicks

not necesseraly

but you probably imagine them with more appealing human dicks, right?

gay normie

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
but i do believe a majority of men will like dicks (even if they're cartoon dicks)

well i dont like da pussy that much because i think it looks like the inside of a mussel but to me this is highly improbable

i think it's highly probable because i believe sexuality is not set in stone and ultimately is a culmination of past experience + personality. also the argument i had with mike about this earlier in the thread was pretty decent for an internet forum debate so i recommend reading that shit for an existential crisis

well yes but id still go with the assumption that the most probable outcome would be around 50% of intercourses being either gay or straight, also i wont read your shit because i'm lazy

and i'm too lazy to have the exact same argument but worse lol

ultimately it just came down to: if traditional reproduction is antiquated w/ cloning/gene editing, and men prefer to hang out with other men + society continues to destigmatize homosexuality — more men will choose other men as sexual partners to the point where it will become the norm.

i too prefered to hang out with men it doesnt mean i wanted to fuck them, but after all despite being a bit more straight than big gay i feel like that debate will lead us nowhere anyway

it'll be a snowball effect because more and more things will cater to homosexual culture like they currently do with straight culture, which will make more ppl consider being gay etc etc.

except that its not just about culture, more people are probably naturally straight its just genetics, in the same manner that popular things are popular (for an exemple, people liking broccolis more than french fries is rare, people being at one end of the bell curve or the other is rare aswell) i think we have more chances of being straight than gay,

the argument against it is that it's not natural, but as humans we're determining our own evolutionary paths anyway. nothing we do is natural anymore lol

yes we are in fact already in a transhumanist society (take most medicine as an exemple), we just dont have cool robot hands yet (i mean some does but its still boring), but i disagree when you say that we are determining our own evolutionary path at least entirely, we havent stopped evolving, a total control of evolution would mean no natural birth and total fetus engineering

also it'll be way more convenient to be gay once it's completely destigmatized. men know what makes a dick feel good, know what i mean? we jerk off all the time. women have to guess (and u have to guess to pleasure them too). it's like being a car mechanic and choosing to do computer coding. like you can sort of understand whats going on if u read up/experience things enough, but at the end of the day you know how a car works the most. humans always do whats most convenient

i want to put my pp in squids, robots and sentient insectoid species so those views just mean that you are a lame normie

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i'm already lazy

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@SWSeriousMike said:
Oh no, Frise. He called you feminine. Guess that means you've been totally owned and destroyed.

EBIC

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
but i do believe a majority of men will like dicks (even if they're cartoon dicks)

well i dont like da pussy that much because i think it looks like the inside of a mussel but to me this is highly improbable

i think it's highly probable because i believe sexuality is not set in stone and ultimately is a culmination of past experience + personality. also the argument i had with mike about this earlier in the thread was pretty decent for an internet forum debate so i recommend reading that shit for an existential crisis

well yes but id still go with the assumption that the most probable outcome would be around 50% of intercourses being either gay or straight, also i wont read your shit because i'm lazy

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
but i do believe a majority of men will like dicks (even if they're cartoon dicks)

well i dont like da pussy that much because i think it looks like the inside of a mussel but to me this is highly improbable

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
guarantee like 70% of the ppl here have jacked off to dickgirls

which is the reason why in the future no one will be gay, everyone will be too busy fucking loli anime futa sexbots to care about other human beings anymore, and i dont think any sane person will complain about that.

unless the recreational mcnukes strikes first, sending the entire planet in a nuclear winter which is good considering nuclear apocalypse is one of my fetishes

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@DerFurst said:
dank, people are more inclined to listen to you with the implicit threat of force backing your words

tbh if you have enough force you dont need to have them listen to you because you can just fucking kill them

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but ive seen your edits and i definitely dont think than guns would have helped doing anything simply because people in general arent bloodthirsty or desperate enough to be violent unfortunately, in fact i almost wish it could get even worse economically speaking so that everyone having ties with the government get fucking killed and thus we can then get nice things (or we get another retarded nationalist state and in this case i suicide bomb the élysée).

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@DerFurst said:
guns are better than peace

i agree

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@ToLazy4Name said:
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@ToLazy4Name said:
muh guns muh property europoor dumb lol