Mordhau
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Local humble staff is getting censored and basically welcome to 1984

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@Izıl said:
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This 1 point diffrence makes zweihander in many cases do 4htk on heavy.. Thought i'd mention it again as it got ignored earlier, but it is an issue.

GS = 7 points
Zwei= 11 points

Balance plz

how the hell are they calculating those even, i tought it was something like attack minus armor percentage but it looks like they are adding manually each value its weird

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@Jax said:
Hey guys. just a reminder on here
there are still rules in offptoic

dark humor is fine and all, but any pedo/cp shit will get you banned, probably forever

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@Survii said:
how can you not love melon pan?

original post was going to be "lightweights, he has made vids 10x worse than that link" but i think id get banned for pornography

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@Lincs said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@Punzybobo said:
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TIME IS MONEY MISTUH BIG MOVIE MAN

the mordhau forums but everyone is rob owner

so just the mordhau forums then

-put on the rob owner vision goggles
-everything looks the same

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@Punzybobo said:
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TIME IS MONEY MISTUH BIG MOVIE MAN

the mordhau forums but everyone is rob owner

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@Jax said:
(((nose))) game STRONG

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@Stouty said:
Inconsistent stam bad

Points ez balance

Balance in fact so ez that half of the weapons feels the same

You make things and then you balance them out not the other way around this is just plain lazy

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@Nautilus said:

@ÐMontyleGueux said:

@ThunderDuck said:
Alternatively, add classes. Each class would have a set defense rating, as well as different options for weapons exclusive for that class (with some exceptions, like backup weapons every class could use). I was thinking like, I dunno, 4 classes? maybe something like:

Archer
Man-At-Arms
Vanguard
Knight

Maybe even add something crazy like perks and skills unique for each class (i dunno like a dodge for the man at arms maybe???) I dunno tell me what you guys think

What about a charge mechanic. Like when you run for a while and lmb your character leaps forward and slash while yelling, that would be so cool ! I dunno which class should have that tho...

Obviously this charge should be given to the class with the longest weapons, say the vanguard, because it's hard to hit people with very long swords. Oh, and give the archer the special ability to be as annoying as possible. K Thanks

good there are some god-tier suggestions, just make it so swings can actually hit peoples that are in your back and we are done

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@EruTheTeapot said:
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Another Bust to nut my account

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@Lord Commander Guts said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@Lord Commander Guts said:
I heard Voice acting is coming. I'm hoping to at least audition.

https://app.box.com/s/g4rc57821ez1bgd1sgei5nxgxk6j1ica
My official audition, recorded in my home studio

no

too stronk?

no

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@Lionheart Chevalier said:
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Monster hunter world new weapon leaked footage

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@Lord Commander Guts said:
I heard Voice acting is coming. I'm hoping to at least audition.

https://app.box.com/s/g4rc57821ez1bgd1sgei5nxgxk6j1ica
My official audition, recorded in my home studio

no

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y tho

-taking as few items as possible will give you actual advantages instead of just having useless places to fill when you just use light armor

-more freedom in loadouts, you can basically use everything even if that means your capacity of stamina regen and speed will be severely reduced

-muh immersion, when you know that in some duels full armored knights were using a dagger a sword and a spear at same time not being able to do the same just kill my boner

-muh immersion2, weight itself is a real limitation when chosing weapons, why using gay points even

+add pavise or barricades you can build on ground
+muh tower shiled
+more daggers
+make it so every time somone types the word anime in chat he gets killed instantly and banned from actual server and reality as well

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@Jax said:

:(

Unironicallly

Crush is not smelly and he's good at making the things chop

not a crush alt

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@P0P218 said:
Dying in Mordhau is normal. especially for someone that hasnt played chiv and that does not play alot of mordhau.
What is not okay that i cannot disable my camera being stuck to my head when dying and that even in third person.
That causes to make the camera fly all over the place completely out of my control.

This camera spazzing makes me somewhat sick wich makes me quit after a few rounds of mordhau.

maybe.. add an option to just freeze the camera in place on death or.. something less Spazzy?
would make me enjoy the game a whole lot more
thanks

what about closing your eyes when dying

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i need

CONTEXT

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@ThunderDuck said:
Shit like that makes we wanna live in New York, seriously

this shit in summer is like 6 gorillion degrees id rather kill myself than live in it

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@Grator said:
That's not even a saw tho

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add this

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@DerFurst said:

@SIEGE said:
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They added an extra finger, that's a good touch

they didnt add anything