Mordhau
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@SWSeriousMike said:
What do you mean 'you people'?

strawmen

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@Peacerer said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
i think we should revamp an entire part of the combat system:
---add a weight system...

We already got this. Unfortunately, Marox didn't have enough time to implement it to all weapons but only to archery https://mordhau.com/forum/topic/16679/psa-bows-have-weight-seriously/

this is archer opression

archers rise up

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i think we should revamp an entire part of the combat system:
---add a weight system, i understand why the points were adopted but in a game where 60% of the weapons feels the same i dont think that it makes a lot of sense.
---add some kind of armor rating, there is enough customization so i think everyone will find what kind of weight/look/protection they are looking for
---add limb damage, kinda like in fallout, so where you hit will deal about the same damage but for an example you can severe someones limbs:
each broken leg will make you 25% slower (can be applied by bear traps)broken arms will make you deal less damage/hit slower/drain more stamina when blocking
severed head will make stuff blurry (also apply when inside smoke)severed torso will fuck up your stamina
---add some sort of skill tree where rather than total buffs you get free little tweaks like for examples:
overweight: your jump height is halved but you move half as much when kicked and hit by weaponsperfectionist: headshots do 25% more damage but bodyshots do 50% less
executioner: you dont have any health regen but kills fill up your health and stamina entirelyjokey: you are 10% slower when on foot but 20% faster on horseback
*glass bones: you strike and run 20% faster but you take 10% damage and limb damage from attacks you block, also limbs take 20% more damage (fall damage included)

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@Peacerer said:

@DerFurst said:
Is it time for the "what ever happened to... ?" youtube retrospectives on Mordhau yet?

At least game has fights that look like real fights.

But then again it may soon has fights that look like nothing because no one plays it

i barely play the game anymore,i have trouble understanding why chivalry and all of his flaws kept me interested this long while mordhau doesnt

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also does the epstein thing counts as hmmmm

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@Goof said:
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noice

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@Shitscrubber64 said:
I don't consider myself a graphics whore but I can't really immerse myself when a 2019/2020 game look like unmodded TES4: Oblivion - and that's assuming Bannerlord is even released in the next 16 months.

i tought this was an exaggeration but no the thing legit look like oblivion, i guess taleworlds have heard of the high elves

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@TombstoneJack said:
ah got it
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Thanks kind sir, very cool

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i hate powerful people in general regardless of whether or not they work for the gov or not and regardless of wheter or not they are so called charitable people

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this is why we should replace politicians with artificial intelligences, but then because men think too slowly compared to it we should then replace all citizen by ai but because then neither the citizen nor the politicians serve a purpose anymore we shouldnt even build them and thus id advocate for the termination of all human beings

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bernie sanders?

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the virgin sexuality and individuality vs the chad hive mind

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Oh yeah I also bought another gun ok thank you for reading my blog make sure to upvote

What gun??? Post photos of gun and video of gun going pewpew yes, thank

Walther PPS M2. I don't have the gun yet, waiting for it to get shipped to my local FFL.

Why u buy tiny pistol lazy, that's not gonna help when ebil goberment knocks on ur property

I don't currently own a subcompact single stack. This one has a good trigger, good sights, 3 different magazines with different round counts and was being sold for a very good price. It's gonna be for when I can't or don't feel like carrying my normal 15 round P07 or P10c.

Edit: besides, i'm already prepped for 1776 part 2

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ready to go gamer time on a high school i see

if I go gamer time it won't be on a high school

so either a mosque, a synagogue or the white house?

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Oh yeah I also bought another gun ok thank you for reading my blog make sure to upvote

What gun??? Post photos of gun and video of gun going pewpew yes, thank

Walther PPS M2. I don't have the gun yet, waiting for it to get shipped to my local FFL.

Why u buy tiny pistol lazy, that's not gonna help when ebil goberment knocks on ur property

I don't currently own a subcompact single stack. This one has a good trigger, good sights, 3 different magazines with different round counts and was being sold for a very good price. It's gonna be for when I can't or don't feel like carrying my normal 15 round P07 or P10c.

Edit: besides, i'm already prepped for 1776 part 2

20190507_195159.jpg

ready to go gamer time on a high school i see

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yeah but i mean change it for free its not like it takes any effort to let you do that anyway

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patchie or genocide

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but yeah otherwise its really a shame that on everything that isnt steam you cannot change name whenever you want, they should just give a permanent id and let you change the name to anything.

i have so much shitty offensive incel names to choose from.