Mordhau
 Cheto
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  • Date joined 21 May
  • Last seen 11 Jun

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  • 11 Jun
 Cheto

@smellycathawk said:
If they implement them into the game in a way that actually makes the game better, go for it.

How about this. Whamen:

Do 75% damage with 2 handers
Do backstab damage with daggers
have 125% run acceleration

Women are actually slower than men.

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  • 11 Jun
 Cheto

Sorry for the meme title but in all seriousness can we helicopter people added soonish?

Theoretically aren't a few more skin color options and maybe rotor blade hair all that's necessary to accommodate attack helicopter players? air frame armor and all that can come as DLC but shouldn't an attack helicopter skin and rotor blade hair have been easy to make from the get go?

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  • 11 Jun
 Cheto

Sorry for the meme title but in all seriousness can we furry people added soonish?

Theoretically aren't a few more skin color options and maybe furry hair all that's necessary to accommodate furry players? furry armor and all that can come as DLC but shouldn't a furry skin and furry hair have been easy to make from the get go?

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  • 11 Jun
 Cheto

This is so damn stupid.

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  • 11 Jun
 Cheto

@Deadmode said:

Archery should not ruin the melee experience. That balance needs to be maintained.

Muh muhlee cum bat. What balance? ahhhh!!! the one were archers are garbage and just food for melee fags.

fuck off.

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  • 11 Jun
 Cheto

@Lilboots said:
I disagree, kills are extremely easy and with a good group you will dominate based on your aim. As an archer myself i thought they were plenty strong before the patch and it wasn't necessary. I play aggressively and do objective points and topping the score board isnt difficult at all.

Also the age old and pointless arguement "it ruins the game/fights etc" has been something said for a long time and wont change, you will need to get over that part.

Crossbow and Shortbow have their application and are effective where you use them.

In this delusional world were you come from and were archers are actually good etc do they have cultural marxism too?, because if not im packing my things and move to that world.

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  • 11 Jun
 Cheto

I don't udnerstand, you are so against ranged weapons but you introduced spears and last patch you even buffed the ballista building which are actually really annoying because of the tremendous spam this things do compared to archers.

Archery needs more arrow speed and not "buff this but nerf the other" it is just pointless...

Also recurve bow and Crosbow are a joke to be honest what is the point of those? specially Crossbow that reload is just dogshit, what is even the point of that?

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  • 10 Jun
 Cheto

@afiNity said:

@Cheto said:

@afiNity said:
patch is bad, your opinion is bad, please discuss

Anyone with a profile pic of a cunt like yours should be regarded as a person with a mental disability

Your edit in relation to your comment made me smile.

Oh you changed your picture to another one just as retarded.

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  • 10 Jun
 Cheto

@Unlikely said:
If you think a woman can't touch you with a longsword, please oh please come to a tournament with me.

"A tournament" lol

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  • 10 Jun
 Cheto

They shouldn't because arrows can't either.

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  • 9 Jun
 Cheto

They made the one shot BS perk because they know it is a fucking miracle that you land an arrow on someone at a long distance with that arrow speed that feels like you are launching trucks instead of an arrow.

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 Cheto

@afiNity said:
patch is bad, your opinion is bad, please discuss

Anyone with a profile pic of a cunt like yours should be regarded as a person with a mental disability

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  • 9 Jun
 Cheto

@BudSpencer_vs_TheHound said:

@Peacerer said:
Also, archery is still underpowered. Developers take care to keep archery "in place".

They "buffed" the projectile speed of arrows from 5300 to 5600 (6 %) , that does absolute nothing. You wont probably even recognize it while shooting. They also "buffed" the drawing speed for 100 ms but therefore made the reloadspeed slower at the same time ? So they nerf their own buff in the same patch.

Its only a fake buff which simulates them being bussy without doing anything, for people who are stupid enough to read it not carefully.

But its a good thing that you cant build inside the spawn anymore.

Yeah but 6% is better than nothing.

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  • 8 Jun
 Cheto

Stabs were a problem, shield was over nerfed and bow and ranged weapons needed a buff.

Were are all those idiot fanboys that were trash talking all my post?

Ah yeah, some of them are even posting "good job devs" posts, full hypocrite mode.

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  • 7 Jun
 Cheto

@SWSeriousMike said:

@Cheto said:
Great video.

Male and females are different it is a fact, men only entertainment is not bad, male and females need their own spaces, women can still play Mordhau with a male character qhats the problem?, no one is checking who is female or male and preventing them to play, so there is no need to ruin the game by adding unnecesary "features".

This double standards are dogshit, when a game features only a female protagonist etcetera and males ask for a male optional character to play as, they are called "sexists" and all kinds of buzzwords or falacies, but when women do the exact same shit the mangina developers run to please the WAHmen as fast as possible, it is just mind blowing how pussified the world is right now because men are allowing females to take control of everything.

We need to put women in their place again.

I was indifferent to it before. But you have convinced me that I want female character models and voices just to witness your mental meltdown in the forums.

@Logan said:
Y'all realize you can just turn the women off.

I turn women off all the time.
badum-tss

You will not notice shit faggot i will turn the models off, and the ones that will melt down are the faggots and femibolshes that are going to start demanding that ability to turn them off to be taken out the game because you will soon realize it is not about them having a choice it is about them IMPOSING their BS ideology on us.

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  • 7 Jun
 Cheto

@Kaiowa said:
I find it funny how people make conspiracy theories of how big corporations try to push progressive values in entertainment, yet even Mordhau's devs (who are likely not leftists at all) want women to be represented in their game. Would they be trying to push a leftist, girl-empowerement agenda? No. Companies do this because representation sells, that's all.

Yes there is an agenda and yes it is being pushed, conspiracies exist, they always existed, all revolutions or conflicts started with conspiracies so stop using the word conspiracy as if you were talking about big foot or something stupid tool.

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  • 7 Jun
 Cheto

@unabridgedpenis said:
They are making them toggleable. This is such a non issue. If you don't like female models in game turn them off. Easy. If that's still a problem, why?

Because double standards.

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  • 6 Jun
 Cheto

@ŁoɍdRαƴmund said:
Watch the video on youtube by Lloyd Le-Mar called: On Mordhau & Women. Then decide if you still want female characters. Im not saying i dont want female characters just that you should take his considerstions in mind.

Edit: Here is link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBgZ8Y_KW5M

Great video.

Male and females are different it is a fact, men only entertainment is not bad, male and females need their own spaces, women can still play Mordhau with a male character qhats the problem?, no one is checking who is female or male and preventing them to play, so there is no need to ruin the game by adding unnecesary "features".

This double standards are dogshit, when a game features only a female protagonist etcetera and males ask for a male optional character to play as, they are called "sexists" and all kinds of buzzwords or falacies, but when women do the exact same shit the mangina developers run to please the WAHmen as fast as possible, it is just mind blowing how pussified the world is right now because men are allowing females to take control of everything.

We need to put women in their place again.

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  • 6 Jun
 Cheto

Im disabling them as soon as they are implemented so i couldn't care less how they look.

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  • 25 May
 Cheto

@ToLazy4Name said:
holy fuck cheto calm down you spastic

LOL

that actually made me laugh.