Mordhau
 DrGert
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  • 19 Jul
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I genuinely feel bad for lazy..

A youthful more optimistic lazy was looking forward to a similar rehash of one of his favorite maps only to have his dreams crushed from a reckless statement made by Duck 3 years later.

@ToLazy4Name said:
yo that map looks alot like my favorite Chiv map: Moor

i'm hype

@Duckalot said:
Highlands is nothing more than a small map made for showcasing. It doesnt have any content really. We'll be getting other maps soon tho!

These dudes owe you some ice cream to make it feel better.

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  • 19 Jul
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Definitely sounds like a nice QoL improvement to be implemented at some point but there are some serious inherent flaws in the game that need to be ironed out before moving forward imo.

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  • 19 Jul
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A damage reduction for pole arms at face hugging range would be a reasonable change tbh. If they are in a certain disatance to where the pole would hit you instead of the head of the weapon, it only makes sense. A damage increase would have to be compensated in other areas though or the weapons would become useless.

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  • 19 Jul
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You may be right, I can’t recall any interactions like this from memory from GS users but I experience the same phenomena against evening stars.

Hands down I find evening star the hardest weapon to read in duels. And I can hard read just about any weapon at this point. Good evening star users are always my toughest opponents.

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  • 19 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:
oh another post from a different user about not being a clan but being an army

hmmm

You’re mistaken, he didn’t even change his name he only changed his avatar.

@616RexFortis said:
I experienced the same kind of jealous hatred when I created the 2000+ member MAGOG. I've seen it countless times and it phases me zero - in fact, it only helps recruitment so please continue. I always have the last laugh because the Super Natural is on my side.

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  • 18 Jul
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@DEADSY said:
Well it's time we had another. nbd

Says who?

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  • 18 Jul
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@Xanith said:
gs stabs wind up far too fast imo

lotta people stab gambling their asses off with stab accels (looking up or down into a stab seems to make it hit faster?)
fought a guy in a duel server the other day, i would read his feints but then he'd immediately wind up a stab and it hit me so fast that i literally couldn't react in time to parry or punish

this is one of the few things in this game that have ever made me call bullshit

Do you mean to say that you’re calling bullshit on drags/accels or the GS windup speed?

I main a greatsword and poleaxe and I’ve never once thought that the GS needs a need nerf in any way. TBH it can feel pretty sluggish at times especially after switching to it from a poleaxe.

Messer and poleaxe are far better tools for manipulating swings and stabs over the GS.

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  • 18 Jul
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@Luward said:

@力BimmyBeutron said:
The map is a jungle gym, the only thing that's missing is a slide and some monkey bars

While that would be pretty cool, it wouldn't be realistic. Maybe if the devs designed a battlefield just for funsies that was a playground, an actual jungle gym would be sweet.

Yeah, almost like some sort of Funland.

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  • 18 Jul
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@THE-REAL-WARSAW said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
the game has a high skill cap )

LOL that's a good one.

Would you care to test our skills sometime?

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  • 17 Jul
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@SkinnyPete said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
All you do is complain about words and make retarded threads that show how little you comprehend the game

Leave anytime man

The irony.

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  • 17 Jul
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@FatMike said:
I love how you all are bitching about frontline - yet when I look at player stats; Atleast 90% of the players are actually online in FRONTLINE :>

You’re failing to realize that the players that make up the forum community are NOT the vast majority of the population. Infact, a lot of the players here that have 300+ hours in the game don’t frequently play frontline and instead spend most of their time in duel servers.

Frontline is a casual mode and I personally can only take it in small doses because it is a complete shit mess at the moment.

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  • 17 Jul
 DrGert

I played path of exile for a long time and had zero issue buying absurdly overpriced chest upgrades and cosmetics just because the developers fucking rock.

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  • 17 Jul
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@Skrytociemny said:
seriously aren't you frustaited by next 10 year old kiling you

Nope

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  • 17 Jul
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@ViscountSeymour said:
Ah, oh, ooh, and eee! I shall say what I have said before using the secret copy and paste techkneek. Ah... my good anti horse people... I personally see no need as to why we should shoot horses with nerf guns. They, as I had previously mentioned, come to an ubrupt halt upon touching any molecular compound, that is in a solid state. That is not the only problem that the state of Calgary faces. Accuracy is quite bad with them. You have to aim low, not too quickly nor too late, and oftentimes, one can hit their own steed, unless couching. Even whilst couching it can be hard to get anyone since you have to aim low, the horse moves in a haste so quick that tis hard to aim, one has to move with haste for it to register a hit, and rarely- if ever- do hits register whilst moving or turning. You can't turn your back on the bloody thing, and are vulnerable when it falls, or when getting off. It is easy to counter the poor horsemen just by stepping to the side. And don't get me started on the horseman's worst nightmare... toolboxes... I myself have indulged in this horserassment, and saw the fear, and despair in the eyes of both the horse and the rider. Oftentimes your own team will kill your steed ny mistake, due to your speed. If this is the price for oneshotting, it is a sad one. If anything those poor things can do with a tiny buff. They don't need it though. So I beg of you don't spew any diarrhetic snake poison from your keyboard, elsewhere you will officially be labelled son of shoes, and your balls will be set aflame... It was all unchanged... Except, The first sentence, which revealed whom I was addressing.

What the fuck is wrong with you.. you didn’t give one valid reason why they shouldn’t be nerfed. All you did was explain basic mechanics in literally the cringiest possible way.

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  • 16 Jul
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Definitely working as intended. It’s just a distraction. Play more aggressively against players who spin. I promise you, one strike to the back of the head they will stop right away.

TBH I don’t really see the point in spinning. It doesnt throw off more experienced duelers and secondly, even though it does work against less experienced players, by no means do you need THAT much distraction to beat a less experienced player.

It’s really just flashy sword play. Nothing more.

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  • 16 Jul
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@Luward said:
Let me know if you are still confused after reading it correctly

@Luward said:

This is true.

  • Bear traps should break a horses leg and fling the rider off.

These are not true except for flinching. That should be a thing.

  • slashing or stabbing a horse with ANYTHING should make it buck and fling the rider off. (If players can be flinched how come horses can’t be flinched?)
  • If a horse gets burned in fire it should buck and fling the rider off.

I also forgot that to mention that the horses in mordhau apparently wear invisible socks.

  • Hoof sounds are ridiculously muted and need to be louder.
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  • 15 Jul
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Poll is nonsense. Youre asking the wrong questions. Asking what someone “thinks” doesn’t determine what something actually is. Honestly, you would get more accurate info if you just asked;

  • Are you openly racist on mordhau forums, in-game and other platforms?

And

  • Do you identify as a racist in day to day life?

You’re also polling a small subset of the community. Even if you released that poll on multiple platforms youd naturally get a high percentage of “yes, I am a filthy racist” responses because a lot of the degenerates flock to these platforms to preach their bullshit.

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  • 15 Jul
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@Antoniokontos said:
people say the same with WoW despite it still holding on the most subbed MMORPG to this day lol

Off topic here, but to be fair most MMO’s nowadays either don’t use a subscription based model anymore or it is an optional feature like ESO has. WoW is not really pulling any new players in but rather maintaining its old and slowly decaying player base.

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  • 15 Jul
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@Luward said:
"God, I can't kill a tank with an AK-47. this is unbearably broken and cheap. Tanks are OP. Plz nerf" If you have a problem with cavalry, use the tools at your disposal and use better tactics. Cavalry is where it should be: OP against infantry.

Ok let’s talk about realism then if you want to make stupid analogies. AK-47’s can’t peirce through a tanks armor, fine.

So then by your logic the following should also appear in-game:

  • Bear traps should break a horses leg and fling the rider off.
  • slashing or stabbing a horse with ANYTHING should make it buck and fling the rider off. (If players can be flinched how come horses can’t be flinched?)
  • If a horse gets burned in fire it should buck and fling the rider off.
  • Horses should not be able to jump off high cliffs without taking damage or breaking a leg.
  • Running full speed through a large group of soldiers should slow the horse or make it come to a stop.
  • Horses should no longer be able to run at full speed if hit with an arrow.

You see, I think if you’re arguing realism here that you and I could agree on these changes. How can you possibly say that horses are balanced without these things?

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  • 15 Jul
 DrGert

My name is DrGert and I support this thread.