Mordhau
 unabridgedpenis
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Australia is slowly but surely turning it's males in women with penises. Everything male is declared toxic.

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I'm black. Aussie indigenous. I LOVE* how bigots like the OP think that we are so weak that words will send us into a tailspin. I've been hearing slurs all my life, online is more of the same, it hasn't bothered me since I was like 10 years old. But thanks for thinking so little of us. Usually people like you fall into 2 ways of thinking, it's either "White Saviour complex" or "Noble Savage" OP is the first one, bravely swinging in to save us poor, dirty savages from everything because you believe we are not capable of doing so ourselves. Bigot is your name and I've known you since I was a little fella.

Fucksticks like you think you can use us as a political weapon, we have woken up to this shit. Fuck off.

*Don't actually love it.

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Last week, a guy told me to kill myself while I was playing a game, so I did, I had no choice, I mean HE SAID TO! what else could I do?|?????

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I'm right there with you about the SJW shit, However, it's toggleable. How anyone can get mad about something you can turn off and on is beyond me.
Also, buying the game gives you a license to play the game, not a mandate on where and how the devs spend their resources, get a grip Champ.

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I'm in my 40s and this is exactly as it's always been. People just cry about it more now. It's been exactly the same since I ran around in MUDS in the 90's. So far, the people I see crying about the community being toxic are the most toxic fuckers in the community. As soon as someone disagrees with them, out come all the insults.

As a side note, freedom of speech isn't a law or set of laws, but a concept, a principal. If you hate it or defend it's removal, you're toxic to freedom and have no place in society.

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I never knew I wanted this so bad until i saw this gif.

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I had issues years ago with battlefield 3 and audio latency. At the time I had a pretty powerful rig but I had crazy bad fps issues. I found one guy online talking about issues with audio latency, it was in no way a widespread issue but I read up on it and ran some tests and it was my audio drivers causing issues.

I know it's a different game and engine, but if you've tried everything else, it may be a place to look.

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you wait til the devs realise the best defense against a 2 hander....is ANOTHER 2 HANDER!!!!!!!!! We'd go into some sort of nerf-paradox, boat-ass' head would explode.

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You can still hold it right? so it's different. This isn't the civil rights issue you seem to think it is.

Imbecile and idiot in the same post. Yet here you are crying, literally crying about a change in a video game, insulting people who disagree. You're hilarious. I'm at work right now and needed the laugh.

Oh, working is a thing that grown ups do to make money, just for your info. In a few years you'll know what it's like.

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I'm sure a tantrum is the way to win people to your cause. In any case, you're complaining because you can't hold your parry without paying attention to the attacks made against you. OH NO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!!!!!!!!!??????? WHY AM I TRYING TO OUT SALT THE OCEAN!!!?????

It all comes down to 2 words. Git Gud.

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So what has the nerf to the shield done in your opinion that makes them unfair? Are they not viable now?

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@Christian2222 said:
Wait for the day you get kicked for morphing, or feinting.

I had a guy I fought yesterday, I feinted on him and he starts whinging about "broken feints should be removed from the game". The guy was running shield/rapier. I out stammed him and my last blow I feinted. I was votekicked for exploits.

It wasnt anything crazy, I went to swing, stopped it and swung again. Not even a morph. I lolled though.

@Pariah, I think I fought you on the weekend if you're Aussie.

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This is the best optimized UE4 game i've had on my computer. It's old as shit but runs this game smooth on high. I'm shocked when I hear about people with vastly superior specs having trouble.

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So the weapons would swing slower in an airless room than they would on a battlefield? How do the weapons know where they are? are they fully laden, european weapons? I have so many questions!! These Sorrow-Physics are amazing.

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Microtransactions would be an instant uninstall for me. That shit is cancer in videogames.

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A togglable filter would be acceptable. A lot of games give you the option to filter. I'm very anti censorship, and I am all for free speech. A toggle lets me enjoy the profanity and bants, while those with thin skin who seem to have never been on the internet can filter it out. Win/Win.

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Ah the fantastic UN, who gave over leadership on women's rights to Iran. Iran that bastion of feminine freedom. Honestly, not worth a pinch of shit.

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Stay on topic please, chaps.

And yes, I thought it was a more sophisticated way of saying "Raging Hard On". Politeness matters.

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The problem with the OP's opinion is that making the game noob friendly at the expense of the current player base destroys the skill ceiling, brings it lower, and just kills it for the people who have actually put in the effort to learn the mechanics.

War of the Roses and the follow up War of the Vikings went down this road and it killed the game in a crazy short amount of time. I spent 1000 hours learning WOTR's combat system, I wasn't the best, but I was easily in the top 10 in my country.

Then new players, with a handful of hours ingame would bitch and whine about balance and nerf this and nerf that. They didn't want to invest the kind of time I had, yet wanted to kill people as easy as I did. The devs listened, the game was destroyed. The super clean, intuitive, and just downright amazing armour system was stripped bare so some noob with 5 minutes of play could cut through full plate with a dagger, the 2hander sword became a deadly helicopter for all concerned.

Most vets abandoned it soon after. The core community are the vets, with no core the game dies. Casuals are just that, they generally won't be here for the long haul anyways, so why cater to it? Ridiculous.