Mordhau
 ColonelMustache
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  • 28 Aug '18
 ColonelMustache

Feign Death - Ragdoll on command (you do NOT gain the ragdoll armor, however). This replaces the suicide button. Pressing suicide button while ragdolled results in actual suicide. Press any other action to recover from ragdoll.

YES

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  • 28 Aug '18
 ColonelMustache

@Eranox said:
[5] Unconscious Perk - Unable to kill enemies with blunt weapons but forces the enemy into the ragdoll animation. Ragdolled enemies will die after 5 seconds of being at 0 health.

So it effectively increases enemy respawn time by 5 seconds? Not a fan.

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  • 27 Aug '18
 ColonelMustache

That is all.

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  • 27 Aug '18
 ColonelMustache

Also here are some stupid perk ideas
[3] Aerialist - Can perform a jump-kick as long as you're not wearing any heavy armor.
[2] Hurler - Any weapon can be thrown.
[2] Gaucho - Mount horses faster, and can demount at any speed: user is sent into a ragdoll tumble.
3 - play dead - only recover from ragdoll once you press a key
4 - leg day - completely destroy doors and other destructibles with one kick
I want some kinda kick perk so i can kick people in and off things Dark Messiah style

I agree with all of these and expect zero of them to ever be implemented

Seriously tho, i would like to see all of the peasant weapons with alternate modes. I guess thats just a matter of time since some of them do have alternate modes. I really like the fact that many of those weapons are actually somewhat viable. I love the rake and the fork lol.

Agreed 100%. Like, they're not completely joke weapons - they're not great, and obviously you're ultimately better off using "real" weapons. But you can totally fight with them.

Also agreed about giving them alt modes. Honestly I think most of them would look fine as throwables (particularly the pitchforks and shovels), though given the lack of twohanded throwables, I imagine at best they'd just get choked up on. The pickaxe and sledgehammer could be flipped around, though I guess in those cases it'd be purely for flourish since they're pretty symmetrical. Or, they could go full meme and give the sledge the Maul's throwing animation.

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  • 4 May '18
 ColonelMustache

@ÐMontyleGueux said:

@EruTheTeapot said:
@Jax ,

What alternate mode will Executioner's Sword have ? Another grip or 2h Throw ?

In game, on the armory, it says 2h throw. It might just be a placeholder tho.

It'd be hilarious to throw it (albeit it's currently listed with insanely high throwing damage which I imagine would be nerfed significantly), but I suspect it'll get a mordhau grip.

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  • 27 Mar '18
 ColonelMustache

Oh my god you can just straight up equip the wooden mallet and rocks now I love you. I hope more environmental weapons get added to the equip list for shits and giggles. I think this patch will be the push I need to play this game again.

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  • 8 Dec '17
 ColonelMustache

@VampireDuck said:
Wait, are u talking about FPS or network latency?

FPS. My latency was also acting up last night, but of course that's not the game's fault

@Astonop said:
This is a bit odd. I'm running a GTX1070 and haven't seen any performance hits whatsoever on Ultra over the last month (Even though much like you I haven't played much at all). Maybe a driver is buggering something up for you? It's not the game itself to my knowledge.

I believe it, especially since the game is built to run on toasters and such on low quality. I'll try updating things.

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  • 8 Dec '17
 ColonelMustache

@Punzybobo said:
The Devs implemented CPU melting in this patch so all players could play on level grounds.

Ah, of course. My month of training (read: not playing the game at all) put me so far ahead of everyone else that they had to handicap me by limiting my ping to 35 FPS and making my minimum ping 120. It worked: I can barely land a hit on anyone else.

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  • 8 Dec '17
 ColonelMustache

I haven't played the game in a month, so I'm not sure what changed, but all of a sudden I'm only getting 30-40 FPS. I could run the game fine on Ultra last time I played (GTX 1080), but now I fluctuate between 30-40. Changing the settings from Ultra to Low doesn't improve my frames in the slightest, nor does closing any background processes that could be causing it to lag, and the menu supports this, with all of the "Performance Impact"s showing "Low." Any advice?

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@Bear264 said:

@Prince Oberyn Martell said:
Keep it in please. If Jon Snow can do it, I want to allow others to do it as well.

This kinda stuff absolutely cannot be in mordhau. it ruined chivalry, it will ruin this game too.

Not to mention it's literally exactly what the devs pointed out they don't want in the game, to the point where they took a jab at Chivalry for having it: https://youtu.be/p-B4AwgArwA?t=60

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  • 22 Sep '17
 ColonelMustache

Jesus?

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  • 20 Sep '17
 ColonelMustache

Now that we have a bunch of cool new emotes, it'd be nice if there were a way to bind individual emotes to certain keys, i.e. pressing Mouse4 to Flourish or 5 for "Come at me." It's nice that the emote menu doesn't stop momentum anymore, but it's still a little clunky to have to press 2-5 buttons for an emote (especially one that's meant to be quick and spammable like Flourish).

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  • 14 Sep '17
 ColonelMustache

What exactly do you mean by "attack acceleration?"

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  • 12 Sep '17
 ColonelMustache

I literally have to clock into work at the same time the game releases. Guess I'll have to wait for the download when I get home :(

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  • 31 Aug '17
 ColonelMustache

Delays can be inevitable, but radio silence is completely avoidable. There is a huge difference between being informed of a delay a couple weeks before the estimated/ideal

@DerFurst said:
For real though we shouldn't be upset about this. With video games, there's only one real launch, and that's the first launch you make, regardless of if it's alpha, beta, or release. If they don't get it right the first time, it would leave a terrible first impression that it likely wouldn't be able to recover from for a significant amount of time.

I was under the impression that playing a buggy mess of shit was literally the point of the alpha.

Also it seems to me that people are less angry about a delay and more angry about the fact that the delay wasn't announced until only a couple days before the original date they were aiming for. True, it wasn't an official release date or anything, but that still doesn't excuse radio silence until the last second. If the delay were announced a couple of weeks ago, that would have been much easier to swallow.

Plus if this is the last delay we get, you'll forget you even had to wait for two years

That's a big "if."

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  • 15 Mar '17
 ColonelMustache

GODDAMMIT FINE I UPGRADED TO $200 FOR THE AWESOME FUCKING GLOVES AND THE STUPID BOT NAMING

I'll prolly name the bot Girard Hellblast after my character in the Mordhau DnD campaign. Unfortunately I have my doubts that combat pianos will be included in the extra weapons stretch goal.

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  • 14 Mar '17
 ColonelMustache

I mean tbh in real life I'd rather be a ballerina than medieval infantry so that'd be my reaction too

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  • 13 Mar '17
 ColonelMustache

Holy shit those gloves look so fucking cool they're actually making me reconsider. Fuck you for making such tempting tier rewards.

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  • 10 Mar '17
 ColonelMustache

I wonder how much money will suddenly surge into the thing if Skall makes a video on it.

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  • 9 Mar '17
 ColonelMustache

Stretch 2: Combat Piano