no one understands why parries don't work sometimes

bros i cant believ they're reimplenmenting team hitstop we got too cocky swordbros

@CarnifeX said:

Crom laughs at your four winds

@Humble Staff said:
Interesting, how is this helmet variation called?

They are great bascinets, or grand bascinets.

@λze said:
It would take a developer 5 minutes to add a filter to the chat that blocks out blatantly offensive words but they dont do it.
It would also take 5 minutes for them to add a kick feature to easily kick offensive people from the server, but they dont.

want to know how i know you don't play the fucking game at all?

rofl, the game suffers from mechanical bloat, animations are still terribly unreadable and people are still talking about adding fighter jets and HD fish to mordhau lmao

@lazy said:
inshallah

I actually didn't do anything to the title and I'm peeved about it too. It must have been a moderator or dev or something...

i made everyones second favorite rape victim

YARRR 'TIS I
CAPTAIN SANDY HOOK!

i come back to this shithole and i see that they killed my homie lazy

Members of the New England high society rarely socialized with him. Dexter decided to buy a huge house in Newburyport from Nathaniel Tracy, a local socialite, and tried to emulate them.[1] His relationships with his wife, daughter, and son also suffered. This became evident when he started telling visitors that his wife had died (despite the fact that she was still alive) and that the woman who frequented the building was simply her ghost.[1] In one notable episode, Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not grieving his death sufficiently.[7]

BROOOO U WILL GET FORUM LIKES DUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE TAT GET THE TAT GET THE TAT