Mordhau
 Mackintoke
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  • Date joined 8 May '19
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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

@Rattsknecht said:
oh shit he read right into me

Not hard to do

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@LuxCandidus Oh please. Estarius basically called anyone who shit talks and uses profanity in-game a subhuman, or did you miss that part, huh? So he gets to call me subhuman but I don't get to call him that? lol. You have an atrophied SJW mindset. Homer Simpson has already explained your faults, has ousted you and your kin. No need for me to repeat what he's already said. The only thing left is to dismiss you.

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  • 29 Jun '19
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@esturias There is no trolling here, and you are not counter trolling anything. You're just continuing the SJW train of thought. I'm essentially saying: "NO! Bad dog!"

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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

It's not projecting it's a universal truth - the human race is infantile. You're no exception.

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lol but you are triggered, if ever so slightly. Only a triggered SJW would go the extra mile and post that long dissection of Homer Simpson's rebuttal to OP's pathetic SJW request - all you said was that you're more "mature" than people who swear. Naw dummy, you're a subhuman SJW weasel who's full of shit. GTFO.

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  • 29 Jun '19
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@ShapiroLibTardsDieTwice oh so you're not bringing up "toxicity" as a point for why player count has gone down, you was saying that there's nothing SJWs can do to stop the "toxicity" they perceive. Understood.

Yah them SJW poofballs need to get the bitch slapped out of them.

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@esturias At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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  • 29 Jun '19
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@SWSeriousMike lol its not that the rules aren't understood it's the fact that there are a couple of SJW retards whining on the forums. Quit defending them, they are to be snuffed out.

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  • 29 Jun '19
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@ShapiroLibtardsDieTwice said:
If you get hit by a zweihander or a head on by a spear full charge on a horse, you should be flying off it disoriented and near death.

Yeah you should be able to cut off a horse's leg or even get a headshot like a throwing knife to the eye and the Horse should buckle under attacks like those. Make it more realistic.

why the devs cant do anything about toxicity, what can they do?

lol, look pal, there's no such thing as "toxicity." There is shit talking, however. Shit talking has existed since the dawn of time. Grow some thicker skin, they're just words, bud. Don't fall for that SJW bullshit, lay off the soy.

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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

@Highlander said:
And in a game with such a high skill ceiling it is an absolute imperative that a fair matchmaking system is implemented as soon as possible, no more level 40s fighting level 5s. That is why people leave when a a level 30 bloodlust battleaxe takes them and their entire friend group and fucking destroys them with feints.

Oh yeah good point, they need to code some serious algorithms to prevent rage quits.

They also need something so simple as an actual ingame duel system. I wanna challenge some little shit talker to a 1v1 through some menu and it’ll spawn us both on contraband and there could be tourneys and the likes, it’d be amazing.

Now that's the kinda forward thinking we need

Or maybe a clan / guild system and you could challenge another guild to a battle with an equal number of players on both sides and maybe the ability to set rules like no bloodlust no fire pots etc etc. we are so used to this bland ass control point bs that we don’t even realize the true possibilities of the game if this stuff was implemented. ( imagine how excited people would be to have a international tourney 1v1 system and maybe the best knight on the worldwide leaderboard gets a crown cosmetic or something cool.

There yah go, I think we figured it out. Basically the Devs have some really solid ground work, now all they need is some more funding so they can implement these high player count retaining features like the ones we just thought up. That's when a publisher comes in handy, they got the extra money, and as long as the devs don't lose creative control. lol, can you imagine if EA was Mordhau's publisher? There'd be a shit ton of micro transactions.

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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

lol humans by design aren't "mature."

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 Mackintoke

@Highlander said:
It went from its first few weeks being like the fourth most played game on steam to being below paladins and like is #24 I think now.
Many forums have discussed this and the devs admit that the community is shrinking this isn’t debated really, the question is why

I see, thanks for clarifying. It's not the community that's shrinking it's the active player counts. The community IMO is like the forum, reddit people, twitter twats, and dedicated streamers or whatever. Half the normal players probably don't ever watch a stream or go on the forums etc, they don't give a shit they just want to play the game.

So, how come they're not playing the game? Game's got a high skill ceiling, that's why. This becomes especially apparent in basic game modes like team deathmatch where there's no structure its just whoever is the better fighter wins. With immersive large scale team objective modes the players on each team worry less about K/D and focus more on the objective. People get hooked on that big ass war feel; Mordhau could be like old school strategic Battlefield in medieval times but right now it's call of duty style capture and hold points.

Those masses playing the Frontline 64 player servers need to be HERDED PROPERLY. As it is now they be running around like chickens with their heads cut off. It's fucken chaos, and eventually gets repetitive. So you need to entice them to keep playing, and Simplest way would be to make some maps similar to Chivalry's Team Objective, although this time make 'em RIGHT! Make 'em balanced so that defenders don't get raped if their team is unfamiliar with what to defend.

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 Mackintoke

@SWSeriousMike LMFAO "It's a privilege." More uptight SJW douchebag thinking.
@LuxCandidus No, you are an SJW. lol, you can see it from space. If you weren't I would not have commented in the first place.

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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

@LuxCandidus All that you just said basically amounts to "plz don't swear." Listen cupcake you're not sophisticated, you're just an SJW twat rewording your agenda's argument as fancily as your brain can handle. Which is futile, because the retort is always the same everytime: It's either all ok, or none of it's ok. So it's all ok. lol, "ENFORCE mature behaviors?" Get that commie gobbledygook the fuck outta here, panzy.

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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

Hahahahahahahaha I got suspended because of a few of them a month or two back. Although I haven't played in a while because my PC is low on RAM, as far as I can tell in game it's not a problem. It's only on the forums that they come to protest. I've done my best to ridicule them at every opportunity, and you should too.

Death to the SJW. Amen.

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@Highlander: Who says it's declining? Give the audience some statistics. I see that picture of yours but I ain't gonna lie I dunno jack shit about steam interface. Are those before and after numbers? There's no dates though.

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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

@ĶiĻăƦesrumpMcBøøgerballls Well said, keep up the good fight lets kill these stupid fucks once and for all, not literally, but metaphorically, heheh. SJWs are in for a rude wake up call these next few years.

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@Mosoto said:
The devs need to find a way to address the troll problem or it will kill the games pop.

No, the devs need a way to perma ban you social minority SJWs from the forums to halt the polluting of the vast majority with your useless PC bitching. If a guy's team killing you then yeah that's bad. But people shit talking in a video game? GTFO weakling. You SJW morons are so fragile a slight breeze would knock you over.

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  • 29 Jun '19
 Mackintoke

@Unlikely Well well well, what do we have here? Yet another SJW panzie. For shame.

@Brackish nibba plz, mind ur own business dem rowdy youngsters weren't messing with you, they were just shit talkin to each other.

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  • 20 May '19
 Mackintoke

^^^ That sounds reasonable