Mordhau
 Carlo_Mano
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Baron 728 836
  • 27 May
 Carlo_Mano

Toi, tu me fous les glandes. Puis t'as rien à foutre dans mon monde. Arrache-toi de la, t'es pas de ma bande. Casse-toi, tu pues et marche à l'ombre

Which means:
"You're pissing me off. And you have nothing to do in my world. Move the fuck out, you ain't from my gang. Piss off, stinky, and walk in the shade"

Baron 728 836
  • 27 May
 Carlo_Mano

@EliteTeamKiller said:

@EruTheTeapot said:
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I'll be doing this guy:

sounds gay

Baron 728 836
  • 24 May
 Carlo_Mano

@ChuckJones said:

@Sir Zombie said:
Maybe they will make Chiv 2 now. I'm sure the market for it is still there :)

Totally
after Mordhau is Chivalry 2...

IF TB still exists after Mordhau ^^

Baron 728 836
  • 24 May
 Carlo_Mano

@Ranten said:
Bohurt is bullshit and doesn't represent actual fencing in any way. It's just a bunch of mindless atheletes hitting each other's hidden plastic armor (because apparently using only medieval armor in bohurt is too inhuman and unsafe). No strategy, no technique, like 60% of all fencing techniques are banned and participant's "death" is calculated in the most bullshit way possible.

Are you French?

Baron 728 836
  • 24 May
 Carlo_Mano

@JoBe said:

@Carlo_Mano said:
Kult of athena? lol it's like the one place to avoid :p

Really now? How so? It has a good variety of selection to look at and reasonable prices, no?. A local retailer is ofcourse better if you happen to have one I think.

Kult of athena is too random, it links to good stuff as well as scammers.
In bohurt, ppl hit you for real, so you'll need more than a RP gear...

you can check those:
Forge of svan
Historicum
sharukhan market

There are more but I forgot

Fabri armorum for the swords

Baron 728 836
  • 17 May
 Carlo_Mano

@Rattsknecht said:
Would mail armor still be produced in late medieval/renaissance Europe? I mean like mail hauberks and stuff. Serious question.

It still was used to fill the gaps left by the armour like the armpits

Baron 728 836
  • 16 May
 Carlo_Mano

I think devs will stick to the European late-medieval/renaissance period...

Baron 728 836
  • 16 May
 Carlo_Mano

@Whisper said:
I want attention too
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If you want my attention, come and get it
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Baron 728 836
  • 16 May
 Carlo_Mano

Sounded like a not so bad idea in my mind

Baron 728 836
  • 15 May
 Carlo_Mano

Kult of athena? lol it's like the one place to avoid :p

Baron 728 836
  • 15 May
 Carlo_Mano

@CaptainGaymer said:
whisper do you eat your jizz

Don't worry, he'll leave some for U

Baron 728 836
  • 15 May
 Carlo_Mano

@ToLazy4Name said:
It'd probably be fun but i've just never seen any practical reason to practice stuff like that

Most sports have no practical justification.
I don't think one would lean football to be able to kick watermelons in his car trunks when doing the groceries...

Baron 728 836
  • 14 May
 Carlo_Mano

Question to the devs.
You guys are mostly Central-Eastern Europeans, you like medieval stuff, so you must know about IMCF-BOTN. Hell, some of your helmet designs are closer to Forge of Svan than to the British museum.

So my question/suggestion is:
When you will attend to conventions with Mordhau, will you ask to some Buhurt / medieval full contact clubs to do a demo at the stand? That would be fucking awesome so see, and better than a queer in a cardboard armour giving tracts away ^^

Baron 728 836
  • 14 May
 Carlo_Mano

@Void said:
Now he is mostly covering TB's stuff. It's not too far fetched to think that he made an agreement with TB to promote their stuff and not mention Mordhau again.

I'm not sure about this when I see how he trashed Mirage in this video.

Baron 728 836
  • 12 May
 Carlo_Mano

@Nabster said:

@Void said:

I'm totally fine with that. I don't know why people want to perplex things. Wait until we play at least.

I'm not going to be happy unless the formula for fall damage is exactly Dmg = ((|ln(sqrt((1/30)(6.5^2-height)))|)/pi)-e.

That's a real formula by the way.

That's a dumb formula

Baron 728 836
  • 12 May
 Carlo_Mano

@Stumpy said:
@EruTheTeapot
@CrimsonKing
@Smeelio
@Xekratos
I did some forging today along with my uncle and brother. My first knife managed to be somewhat ok, a bit long and uneven but i guess practice makes perfect. Here are some pictures with horrible orientation (posting from phone)
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Tomorrow i'll make a flamberge.

Nice shoes!

Baron 728 836
  • 12 May
 Carlo_Mano

I want to kick sabatons with my door

Baron 728 836
  • 12 May
 Carlo_Mano

@ĶiĻăƦesrumpMcBøøgerballls said:
On the TO issue. If Mordhau does not create TO maps then it will be nothing more than an FFA, LTS, TD, dueling shit show. Everyone knows that TO is where the real game is at as far as team work and strats. Anything else is pretty much garbage. IF they fail at this I am sure the mapping community will create them.

There will be the conquest mod. Besides, TO is nothing but a conquest mode with a script attached to the capture points; won't be hard to create once modders start doing custom maps :)

Baron 728 836
  • 12 May
 Carlo_Mano

@Sir Zombie said:

@Carlo_Mano said:

@Sir Zombie said:
"Mordhau when?"
-Most people on the forums

"Soon"
-Most devs on the forum

*All of them

I think that one noone cares about who does texturing(?) never said it.

"I put my feet wherever I want, Littlejohn.. And it's often in the face!"
-Chuck Norris

Baron 728 836
  • 12 May
 Carlo_Mano

I think fall dmg should be the same for everyone, eventually stunning the heavy when he lands but that's all