Mordhau
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Knight
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  • 14 Oct '17
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@Frise said:
Parry and chamber window really did not need an increase...

Why not chamber window? Chambers aren’t supposed to be that hard.

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  • 14 Oct '17
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Parries are now easier instead of harder? Titernion pls, at least make the parry box smaller later.

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  • 26 Sep '17
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If you use a shorter weapon against a competent, skilled spear user, you will likely lose. The spear soft-counters shorter, slower weapons. Perhaps the spear could be a tiny, tiny bit longer and a little more slash damage. Every weapon type soft-counters another weapon type, while being soft-countered by another weapon type. The word "soft-counter" is key, here. Mordhau shouldn't have any rock, paper, scissors bullshit. In the current meta, the swords are the jack-of-all-trades type of weapons, and rightfully so. The spear doesn't fare any particular weakness or strength over the swords, except that swords are more well-rounded and have, by nature, more net-positive weapon machups, hence why you may have believed the spear deserves a buff, as its net-proformance is slightly negative. The spear exists as a more niche weapon, perhaps the most niche of the pole-arms, even more so than the bardiche.

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  • 26 Sep '17
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backpedal and dont facehug lmao

Knight 3194 4397
  • 24 Sep '17
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git bad

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  • 18 Sep '17
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broken arming sword is better tbh

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  • 18 Sep '17
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@AFluffyKnight said:
Zweihander and Halberd are king. Morph into drags are very powerful with these.

Greatsword is pretty fast for it's damage especially when it comes to alt mode and stabs.

Shield + arming/axe/Warhammer very effective, but not too over powered in my opinion.

No reason not to go full heavy armor. Maybe with light legs if you want.

Medium helm + light torso + cloth legs give you best speed while preventing 1 shots. Works very well with spear.

the halberd is fucking op, but the zwei can easily be beaten out with an arming sword

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  • 18 Sep '17
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From the get-go, I had a blast with Mordhau. Furst, you might have an issue...

When I first opened up Mordhau, I ejaculated all over the screen.

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  • 18 Sep '17
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@Carlo_Mano said:

@Monkeytoes said:
carlo, turn on tracers

is it relevant to that question?

@Carlo_Mano said:
When chambering a pole weapon, do I have to aim at the tip or does it work if I aim at the shaft?

Figure it out by turning in tracers. Tracers show you the hitboxes 'n sheit.

Knight 3194 4397
  • 18 Sep '17
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carlo, turn on tracers

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  • 17 Sep '17
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that aint falco

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  • 17 Sep '17
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i find that zweil and eveningstar is really easy to parry

sheild and arming sword on the other hand, is so fucking annoying

halberd morphs are so broken atm

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  • 17 Sep '17
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The Most Efficient Tactic Available (META)

Currently, I believe it is full heavy armor, halberd, and two throwing-maces.

What do you guys think the meta is?

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  • 16 Sep '17
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Muffin, learn how to read feints. Mordhau is a mindgame. Also, parry when you hear your opponent's grunt. It's an indication that the attack has entered the release phase.

git gud

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  • 16 Sep '17
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feints should take 12-15 stamina

morphs should take 1-2 stamina

attacking objects or parries should take 1-2 stamina

attacking after chambering should take 1 stamina

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  • 13 Sep '17
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On Contraband, there's a rock in the death zone that doesn't kill you.

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  • 4 Sep '17
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a backscratcher

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  • 2 Sep '17
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@lash said:
Guys, I found it. This is a rare painting from a day before they announced the delay. You can clearly see it was indeed steam who betrayed our Lord.

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swap steam with baba ji

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  • 23 Aug '17
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@Rattsknecht said:
y tho

because two names as one name is dumb