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Knight
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Knight 830 1764
  • 28 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

@CrimsonKing said:
Shit ulken you gettin pretty good with that photoshop

I must tell you a secret, I use Paint.

laughing-gifs-jonah-jameson

Knight 830 1764
Knight 830 1764
  • 27 Aug '17
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@AFluffyKnight said:
This just in: 4701e6ea9261785e5181cc4c6f41a904.png

This from Discord?

Knight 830 1764
  • 27 Aug '17
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@Trevz TheCuz said:
The fat girl was sammy.
Atleast, that's how i remember it.

Not even fucking with you, the fat Girl was Sammy. What a guess Trevz.

Knight 830 1764
  • 27 Aug '17
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Night before last I had a dream some fat Girl that was part of the Mordhau Forums got a picture of Sammy when he was a Baby, and it looked just like Him, but baby version. And gave it to me.

Knight 830 1764
  • 24 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

Playing Mordhau most certainly

They're working on it!.PNG

Knight 830 1764
  • 24 Aug '17
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@chaquator said:
hurry hte FUCK up

Here is some attention.png

Knight 830 1764
  • 23 Aug '17
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@Sir Zombie said:
Ulken how many times are you going to make the same joke?

All I did was improve it.

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  • 23 Aug '17
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Behold the new and UPDATED VERSION!

Marox stabs Chivalry to death with Mordhau Spear.png

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  • 23 Aug '17
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@Ulkenstride said:

@Some fucking peasant said:
fuck.png

Yes we can!

by banning all the Shitposters.

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  • 23 Aug '17
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uh oh

Knight 830 1764
  • 23 Aug '17
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@Some fucking peasant said:
123123123123123.png

Hey guys i'm back v2

I'd suggest not shit posting anymore, to avoid getting banned again like a dumbarse

Knight 830 1764
  • 23 Aug '17
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@Sir Zombie said:
Your first good meme imho

Thank you kind Sir!

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  • 20 Aug '17
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@DerFurst said:
The meme makes it look like chivalry is the spear though.

Nah

Knight 830 1764
  • 20 Aug '17
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Something to temporarily staunch the wound of waiting for Alpha!

Just 11 more DAYS EVERYBODY, SO CLOSE!!

Mordhau puts Chivalry's Head on a Halberd.png

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  • 19 Aug '17
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@Monkeytoes said:

@ChuckJones said:

@Monkeytoes said:

@ChuckJones
The delay could be 1000 years for all i care, i'd still be fine with it. Why? because there are other stuff to do :)

then why the fuck are you on the forums if you dont even care about when mordhau comes out?

And Mordhau alpha will be out when I'm done playing Persona 5 on my beloved PS4

stop playing console games, peasant filth

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Knight 830 1764
  • 19 Aug '17
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@ChuckJones said:
give that meme a rest already. It's not funny when its overused 1000 times.

Also playing other games is never a bad idea, time will pass quicker that way instead of staring at the forum all day
The alpha will come steadily when I'm done with Persona 5.

also btw Sammy. I've only mentioned the hotter titles, there are still plenty of games coming this year. Just play or do whatever, just give the devs a break and let em handle this how they see it.

The delay could be 1000 years for all i care, i'd still be fine with it. Why? because there are other stuff to do :)

You love the number 1000 I suppose, I've used this Meme 3 times, exactly 3 :)

Knight 830 1764
  • 19 Aug '17
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@ChuckJones said:
i'm all for a little delay in Mordhau. There are alot of games coming out anyways. Like Danganronpa V3, Star Wars Battlefront II, Shadow of War, Assassin's Creed Origins, Cuphead, Wolfenstein II, plenty.

i dont mind personally Mordhau can use a little extra polish for Alpha to make it atleast stable, meanwhile it comes out, I'll play Persona 5, it'll keep me company till Mordhau Alpha comes and when I'm done with it is when Mordhau Alpha comes too. :)

Chuck Jones Hung by the Neck until dead.jpg

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  • 18 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

Mord: "Dad how come Chivalry doesn't have any Kids?"

Marox: "Mord, hau do you think?"

Mordhau Kicks Chivalry in the Balls while Marox marvels his Creation.jpg