Mordhau
 smellycathawk
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now it's totally fine cause when you find them and kill them they accuse you of randoming and votekick you. Getting away with it 95% of the time.

banning and votekicking is like the trolls favourite weapon tbh

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Know what's gay? Picking the 2 archer perks and a longbow means you cannot pick brawler perk also. You forgo armor or a melee weapon, and end up 1 point short of some extra fist damage. Why? Reduce the cost of one of the bow perks or something cause they are literally just a requirement for all bow users designed to fucking waste points.

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I hacked your game plz no ban

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Yeah i'm sick of fucktards getting mad and making the duelyards unplayable. Just copy/paste chivs duel mode but with more stats. Please.

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I was just votekicked for winning duels and everytime I beat this guy he said "why randoming" until he started a vote.

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same guy as last time

votekick is literally just more tools for trolls to abuse. how the fuck is anybody going to know who is the retard in a 60 player frontline or a 30 player duel server???

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go fuck yourself

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I like how chiv had characters that fought for either side, brought to life by the voice acting and the playstyle their class used.

In chiv when you hear an attack grunt behind you, you could immediately tell if it was your trusty ally or a bloodthirsty foe.

And there were lines like "get the archer" and "behind you!" That were actually semi-useful and fun to use properly. In mordhau we get insult and intimidate which perform the same vague function, just spitting out overly long throwaway one-liners that aren't very fun or interesting after the second time you hear it. And since they are so long they are useless for emphasizing the comedic timing of in-game moments, and are more focussed on being funny and witty in and of themselves. Which is the wrong approach to voice commands you're supposed to be using thousands of times.

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@smug said:

@smellycathawk said:

@smug said:
They most likely know it's shit just like archery,

why do people keep saying archery is shit just cause you have to actually be good to be good at it?

because its mechanically hamstringed by design. if archery wasnt shit the game would be less fun. anyone who thinks good players arent complaining about it are clueless, i was good at archery in Chiv and play various fpses

Aren't complaining about what?

Archery is as powerful as it can be while keeping the game playable. It is as powerful as possible. So how is that shit?

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they were using the cheapest dueling weapons possible apparently, so there's also that.

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the scroll wheel changes what sections of the face are editable.

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imagine playing mordhau with all it's flaws and coming to the forum and chat filter is what you demand needs dev attention, of all things for fuck's sake. What kind of gamers are these people....

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@Atlas-D said:
Well sorry, high-skill strategies are more likely to be more powerful rather than low skill ones (in a well designed game) so either deal with it or cry us a river

you would hope so but currently getting a killing spree going on a horse requires little more than 2 brain cells to rub together.

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I feel like they should flesh out the mechanics and game modes before worrying about cucking to the demands of sjw's

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@smug said:
They most likely know it's shit just like archery,

why do people keep saying archery is shit just cause you have to actually be good to be good at it?

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you should also take this into account when picking your mouse. If you use the fingertips grip accessing side buttons while moving your mouse around can become difficult to train, which is why I needed a tilting scroll wheel so my fingers do more work while my thumb just has 2 buttons to worry about...

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This guy is a really sore loser.

I have to let it be known somehow.

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Let me turn off objective markers. I know I have to push the fucking cart, now let me remove the stupid icon so I can actually shoot the people guarding it properly.

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i used the mammoth for chiv, but I wanted to try a tilt scroll wheel so I was deciding between a G502 and a G600. I got a g900 cause it has a virtually latency free wireless mode.

Christian if you're ever going to be a god you'd best learn to use both binds and 240

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I'm gonna take the public train all the way to the top