Mordhau
 smellycathawk
  • Likes received 1031
  • Date joined 1 May '19
  • Last seen 20 Jul '19

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  • 30 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

Try the server browser. If you still don't see any, turn off the filters.

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  • 26 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

But if they fix them you'll get to have more fun finding different ones! :D

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  • 24 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

Your machine is trying to save you from making a mistake

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  • 16 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

Why is it even called crossroads? There is no road and there are no destinations. You are there. The treehouse is all there is. Why is it called a crossroads? Why isn't it called Treehouse ammi fukin right bois?!

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  • 15 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

The devs have no time to work on maps, mechanics, or game modes. They are busy adding in female characters.

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  • 15 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

hey it's not fun falling off the edge on the second last round of horde because you were trying to hammer spikes but your guy is autistic so you have to get like SUPER CLOSE to them with the mallet, and when they appear "spikeir" they pop you up. It happened to me 2 times in a row. Popped right off the edge. Why did you design it to do this?

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  • 9 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

so many perfect clotheslines, lost to the temporal warp field... forever

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  • 8 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

have you ever taken a swing at full speed at another guy going full speed? Ya doesn't do anything like 75% of the time.

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  • 7 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

Yeah i actually made a topic on this at launch. But the community manager is literally useless, never comments on anything, so no idea if this is known, or even intentional maybe to encourage online play?

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  • 4 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

But enough is enough you son of a bitch

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  • 2 Jun '19
 smellycathawk

@bardika said:
I will let the legal system deal with it thankyou

You have something wrong with your brain.

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  • 27 May '19
 smellycathawk

Ya just make every private server devoid of population! MONEY WELL SPENT.

You're imagining fairytale limitations that don't exist in place of an actual argument

It's a retarded idea

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  • 27 May '19
 smellycathawk

@Gambit said:
Private servers just shouldn't reward gold.

Retarded solution.

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  • 26 May '19
 smellycathawk

now it's totally fine cause when you find them and kill them they accuse you of randoming and votekick you. Getting away with it 95% of the time.

banning and votekicking is like the trolls favourite weapon tbh

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  • 26 May '19
 smellycathawk

the scroll wheel changes what sections of the face are editable.

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  • 24 May '19
 smellycathawk

This dudes just asking for a ban

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  • 24 May '19
 smellycathawk

Leave the poor devs alone. They're too busy unbanning thousands of people to deal with real hackers.

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  • 24 May '19
 smellycathawk

This is the evidence you should have to have against you before receiving a permanent ban for a game you paid good money for.

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  • 24 May '19
 smellycathawk

@FoggyDewhurst said:
Well, my ban got revoked and I am very appreciative of that courtesy. Despite that, I'm playing it safe from this point forward and not touching this game again, as much as I enjoyed it. One game is not worth the risk of slander being attached to your Steam profile.

Thank you for your service.

I can't understand how being randomly banned for no apparent reason out of the
blue would be a problem of any kind for anyone.

I feel totally secure with my game knowing thousands of random players could get banned for no reason at any point in time. Really makes me want to invest my time here

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  • 22 May '19
 smellycathawk

Ban bots are a fucking stupid thing to fuck around with at this point when you shipped your game blatantly unfinished and still haven't finished it.