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 Papalopi
Knight
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  • Date joined 8 Oct '16
  • Last seen 23 Nov '17

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Knight 122 237
  • 14 Nov '17
 Papalopi

You made a bad life decision making friends with a person like that.

Knight 122 237
  • 11 Nov '17
 Papalopi

hey do you guys like video games

Knight 122 237
  • 20 Sep '17
 Papalopi

@Prince Oberyn Martell said:
I'm pretty sure there is only like one female in this entire alpha, so I don't think they're rushing to get the female models out.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. This might surprise you, but most females use the internet the same way males do, without the need to remind anyone of their gender.
I mean, I don't see "btw guys I'm a boy x3" anywhere on your post history.

Knight 122 237
  • 20 Sep '17
 Papalopi

I always find it funny when I use a shield, hear the entire server cry about it, and then, when I switch to 2h, all the people who were crying about it walk up to me and start spazzing and feinting in the most obvious ways possible to try and get me to panic block and they still eat shit.

Wanna know something? Tapping RMB at the last possible fraction of a second is still the most optimal play with a shield.

You cannot chamber an enemy's kick while your shield is up, and your hitbox for kicks is much bigger if you just hide behind it, also, if you simply panicblock, there's a short window where you lower your shield and can't do anything but move, much like how every other weapon works.

Holding the shield up for longer amounts of time should just drain significant extra stamina per second, imo.

Knight 122 237
  • 16 Sep '17
 Papalopi

Parry with your ears, not so much your eyes. Characters do a little grunt when the attack goes into release.
If they do predictable shit while facehugging you, you can morph you chamber into a kick and get a good headshot as a punish.

Also if you REEEEALLY can't deal with feints, I guess you could also use a shield, but even then, falling for feints will fuck you over because A) You're vulnerable while lowering the shield again, and B) They can feint, and while you have the shield in front of your face and you're waiting for the block noise, they can just comfortably sprint to you side and hit past the shield.

Knight 122 237
  • 15 Sep '17
 Papalopi

I just can't seem to get people mad enough at me with just using a shield, I need female character models.

Since we saw females in a dev blog from over a year ago, I can only assume the main thing holding them back from release is the devs trying to find a compromise between having them actually look like females and having the same hitboxes as the males.

Knight 122 237
  • 15 Sep '17
 Papalopi

The Halberd feels like it does way too much damage for how fast it is.

Knight 122 237
  • 14 Sep '17
 Papalopi

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AS LONG AS I STAND HERE, NONE SHALL PASS.
WHO ELSE WANTS TO FEEL THE BLADE OF MY AXE?

Knight 122 237
  • 13 Sep '17
 Papalopi

This is NECESSARY:
Play some kind of noise whenever someone is spawned in FFA, and make them invulnerable and unable to attack for a second or so. Especially on smaller maps, it often happens that someone spawns either right behind you or right in the middle of a fight between you and someone else.

Knight 122 237
  • 13 Sep '17
 Papalopi

I was genuinely fucking upset to see this, but I guess it was slightly less fucking awful in 2016.
Who the fuck am I kidding, this meme was always trash.

Knight 122 237
  • 13 Sep '17
 Papalopi

Scream button is actually necessary for gameplay.
How else am I gonna get their attention without doing something RUDE?

Knight 122 237
  • 13 Sep '17
 Papalopi

I kinda think footsteps should be made a little louder, right now it just feels like people come out of nowhere a lot of the time.
Also please add autobalancing, really frustrating to get into 4v7 LTS matches.

Knight 122 237
  • 13 Sep '17
 Papalopi

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I haven't stopped playing and I don't think I'm gonna within the next 40 hours or so.

Knight 122 237
  • 12 Sep '17
 Papalopi

@Havoc said:
How do you guys feel about the 15th~17th?

Fine by me.

Knight 122 237
  • 12 Sep '17
 Papalopi

@Frise said:

@afiNity said:
All competitive games can be played casually

Not LoL and DotA 2... you need someone to teach you and it'll still take hours just to understand how they work, and after that you'll be met with toxicity and salt.

Wha? LoL is only for casuals, though.

Knight 122 237
  • 11 Sep '17
 Papalopi

Fucketh thineselves

Knight 122 237
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  • 11 Sep '17
 Papalopi

@Maci said:

@Papalopi said:

@Sir Zombie said:
> Posting Slasher stream on Mordhau forums

>greentexting on the Mordhau forums
>>>/b/

Schnitzel Kaiserschmarrn

Grüzi wohl, Herr Arschnase.

Knight 122 237
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  • 11 Sep '17
 Papalopi

@Sir Zombie said:
> Posting Slasher stream on Mordhau forums

>greentexting on the Mordhau forums
>>>/b/

Knight 122 237
  • 11 Sep '17
 Papalopi

No. :3

Knight 122 237
  • 10 Sep '17
 Papalopi

What made you think I wasn't talking to you?
As for as boys go, you're a pretty solid one.