Mordhau
 AngryLemur
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  • Date joined 23 Sep '16
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  • 4 Dec '16
 AngryLemur

Its ok guys. My birthday is on the 24. december so this way I can donate more and I hope to get some new parts for my PC as well. Full HD gaming experience with a well polished Alpha, thats what we want and I know thats what you are striving to do. So keep it up and dont worry, we are all with you till the bitter end.

Now get to work you lazy fucks Also, best wishes for the holidays and dont forget to have som fun as well, thats what this is all about in the end.

Baron 93 112
  • 4 Dec '16
 AngryLemur

@Alphonse said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
You edited this post three fucking times and you still didn't catch that you typed in "negligible" instead of "eligible?"

fuck you

@Havoc said:
neg·li·gi·ble
ˈneɡləjəb(ə)l/
adjective
so small or unimportant as to be not worth considering; insignificant.

Now I can't but hole-hardedly agree with you. I didn't go over decor of my post and I usually have a sick sense when I've made a mistake. I should of being more thorough with my writing. Your entirely correct and my self-of-steam has suffered from it. I except any sort punishment.

In other worlds, my error was obvious, but aren't mistakes like these a diamond dozen? Case and point, I would like to summit my application once again. For all intensive purposes you still got my point, that's the beauty of language in general.

Nice "sick sense" you got there

Sixth sense, not sick sense.
I should have been, not I should of being.
Self-esteem, not self-of-steam.
Any sort of punishment, not any sort punishment.
In other words, not other worlds.
Submit, not summit.
For all intents and purposes.
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Baron 93 112
  • 30 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
Everyones alt but Reborn

Fuck you reborn!

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  • 29 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

@Sammy said:
I was probably contemplating suicide........... my life is so hard........... with my loving family and friends..............

Yup, totally agree. I hate it when they call to see how your doing and if everythings ok. Like can they leave me alone. Its so hard sometimes. :/

First world problems, they get to you man.

Baron 93 112
  • 29 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

@Havoc said:

@Sammy said:
lemurboi

Sammy has just written your nickname in stone @AngryLemur

How will you reply?

HAHAHA. Fucking lemurboi. FFS, where were you Sammy when I was thinking about names.

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  • 29 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

@Havoc said:
You've been in the guild for 20 hours already you stupid fucking lemur.

Im not a fucking lemur you dick.

Also, tnx

Baron 93 112
  • 29 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

@Havoc said:
Not on my thread you're not.

Ok, add me to the fucking guild and there wont be any innocent blood spilled.
Meet my demands and there will be no blood on your hands.

Baron 93 112
  • 29 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

Yes, I am going to kill myself.

Baron 93 112
  • 29 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

@ToLazy4Name said:
Game can't be bought or supported yet, a Kickstarter is planned to go up this year, and you join the guild by being the biggest faggot you possibly can be.

a faggot.jpg

Baron 93 112
  • 29 Nov '16
 AngryLemur

Havent been here for quite some time because of school and other shit I had to deal with. Whats this with the founders guild. Can the game be bought or supported yet? When can I throw my money at the devs? And how do I join the guild?

Baron 93 112
  • 6 Oct '16
 AngryLemur

No to farts because that would just make a joke of the game. If you want farts than make a mod. But never, and I mean never should farts be added. Fucking children with there fart jokes, ffs.

Baron 93 112
  • 2 Oct '16
 AngryLemur

@TheDankestMeme said:

@AngryLemur said:

@[email protected] said:
i want the ability to fart otherwise you aint gettin any money !!

No.

pls

No.

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  • 2 Oct '16
 AngryLemur

Give us the game or innocent blood shall be spilled. And it will cry up into the Heavens and the wrath of God shall rain upon those whos hands hath been stained by that same blood. Ye, who deny us the thing we seek the most, ye who tempt us month by month, day by day, with promises of light and glory, promises of great spoils and triumphs over our enemies, ye are the ones who shall bare the wrath, and none shall escape. I plead with you, do not make us suffer any longer, my sole is week and my heart is brittle; Why, oh why do you torment us any longer, why must we bare the scares which cut deep into our hearts from which the blood floeth.
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Im drunk and Im tired, and I also think im going crazy. Plz, just give us the game.

Baron 93 112
  • 2 Oct '16
 AngryLemur

@[email protected] said:
i want the ability to fart otherwise you aint gettin any money !!

No.

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  • 27 Sep '16
 AngryLemur

@marox said:
but they probably aren't that useful in a melee title, so there's that.

True, aim could be used for archers but considering arrows and even one handed weapons when thrown have travel time, they arent instant like in CS:GO, so the aim would be pretty hard to make because you have to include movement predictions of the player you want to hit. The player can just turn around or stop and there goes your shot.

Making the game server-sided fixes cheating. Now just make sure exploits of the games code or server connection cant be used and youve got a pretty solid game.

Baron 93 112
  • 26 Sep '16
 AngryLemur

Yirtox is right............. tbh

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  • 26 Sep '16
 AngryLemur

I guess its just because the medieval "slasher" game is new to the scene and the people playing it are there just for fun and because they really love it. Also its most likely because, being a new game genre, its not competitive as CS:GO and other games so making hax for it wouldnt be worth it, you wuldnt make much money off of it because, as I said the people playing are people who just wanna have fun.

But I fear that when Mordhau comes out the genre will become so much more popular than it is now, and with them adding something like the CS:GO ranking system the game will became so much more competitive and everyone will try to climb the ranks.

In CMW there wasnt any ranking system other than your lvl which you gained just by playing the game so there wasnt any competition around it.
But adding a ranking system will trigger those 9 year olds to wanna climb the ranks and have a shiny emblem and name to brag to there friends. They wont be able to do it, at least not fast enough, because they are shit so they will look for cheats and exploits. That will bring hackers who wanna sell there cheats and scripts and the vicious circle of CS:GO competitive hacking and scripting will start to form within the Mordhau competitive player base.

Thats why they need to make a really good defense from the get-go so that it wouldnt be worth there time to make hacks and scripts. If they are able to brake through easily into the script than it will be extremely hard to get it back. Just look what happened to CS:GO after that level update, the game was totally ruined and now there are cheaters every other game in competitive.

Baron 93 112
  • 26 Sep '16
 AngryLemur

Your retard noob opinion has been noted. Sadly you try too hard to be funny, youre not funny. The bags are cool, your moms a kike. And i hope you die.

Dont take it so serious and harsh. You had some good ideas. I had a choice:

  1. write a cohesive sentence with constructive criticism and personal thoughts and opinions
  2. be an asshole

I chose the second one (more fun).

Baron 93 112
  • 25 Sep '16
 AngryLemur

All of those bags are shit. Did you even think how it would look while fighting. Your in a battle and theres 10 guys on your team just running around with fucking bags with sleeping bags on there backs. This isnt medieval Hobo simulator or some shit. Also, leather book attached to the hip, WTF. Whats he gonna do with a god damn book, read a story to them, maybe read them to death. This isnt dark souls or bloodborn.
Equipment box, now theres a good idea. You could even use the shovel to dig a hole and bury all the other shitty attachments including that equipment box as well.

Skins = yes

Medieval hobo bags = no

Baron 93 112
  • 25 Sep '16
 AngryLemur

This kind of mental abuse should be illegal. Someone needs to be held accountable. Devs, do you even know, do you even care about the pain we feel just watching as September passes by knowing we are powerless while our dreams slowly slip away from our hands, still hearing in the background the many promise which never came true. The pain, the agony.
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PLZ, whos d**k do I need to suck to get the alpha ffs.