Mordhau
 SoRoofless
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@ToLazy4Name said:
I vote for it specifically so I can be as cancerous as possible on it so everyone will hate it more and hopefully get it fixed

I don’t ever vote for it, but usually when I do play it I do the same. Part of me feels like the worse the experience is, the more pressure there’ll be to fix the map. But then I feel bad after a while of doing that.

Part of the issue with crossroads is there is no way to win quickly, unlike maps like mountain peak

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  • 17 Jul
 SoRoofless

im beginning to think that people vote for this map just to troll. sometimes crossroads gets voted through and then the server empties out because people just dont want to play it. this map is seriously bad. Really needs to be changed ASAP

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  • 13 Jul
 SoRoofless

I’m no historian, but I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts there weren’t very many black medieval warriors at all. Maybe like one or two?

That’s besides the main point—Mordhau definitely needs more black lesbians or I just won’t be happy. I’m getting so unhappy I might just stomp my feet!

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  • 11 Jul
 SoRoofless

Crossroads is one of the worst multiplayer maps I’ve seen in any game.

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  • 11 Jul
 SoRoofless

Horses are completely OP, need more counters

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  • 10 Jul
 SoRoofless

They’re working on a map as well as 1v1 ranked mode right now.

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  • 10 Jul
 SoRoofless

@FlameHeart said:
how tf do you lop-side faces?

Read the thread ^^^

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  • 10 Jul
 SoRoofless

Well done 👏👏👏(slow joyous clapping)

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  • 6 Jul
 SoRoofless

I’m not happy until there’s a black lesbian in each of my video games.

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  • 4 Jul
 SoRoofless

We should be able to choose whatever color assignments we want

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  • 28 Jun
 SoRoofless

The fire is hot enough to kill you, but you still can’t feel it or hear it burning until you’re literally on top of it. A real firebomb could be felt through the air from quite a distance.

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  • 25 Jun
 SoRoofless

It’s true, you’d have to be some kind of athletic retard to hit your weapon against the ground, barring any strange slope situation.

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  • 25 Jun
 SoRoofless

They absolutely need to add relevant statistics in a menu on the votekick screen. This has been suggested by many people on the forums. I hope they add it soon.

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  • 23 Jun
 SoRoofless

I feel like essentially copy pasting counterstrikes round based objective game mode with no respawns and a buy system would work well in Mordhau. Upvote if you agree, or discuss below!

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  • 23 Jun
 SoRoofless

It might help if the horse mechanics weren’t total jank

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  • 18 Jun
 SoRoofless

If you hit the combo timing window your guy will swing again. But if you’re too late, you have to wait for him to reset his hands completely back to neutral before he’s ready to swing again.

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  • 13 Jun
 SoRoofless

Show me a video of you chopping through two men in plate armor with a single swing and I’ll pay you $1000

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  • 12 Jun
 SoRoofless

Version 1 Taiga sucked balls, because it was so tedious for blue team running from spawn for what felt like forever with no action.

Version 2 Taiga feels like King of the Hill, with whoever holds the hill first wins. I don’t have a lot of experience on it yet though, since people vote for Crossroads a lot still.