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 Ligeia
Duke
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  • Date joined 21 Sep '16
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Duke 17 18
  • 4 Jun
 Ligeia

@SWSeriousMike said:
Obese people cast large shadows.

We aren't obese, just XXXL. :^)

Duke 17 18
 Ligeia

@TheDankestMeme said:
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Must be hard living in our shadow all the time

Duke 17 18
  • 4 Jun
 Ligeia

@Username said:
In my 30+ years never made me a game so much angry. You get mentally abused, cyber bullied and humiliated by everyone, they kill you, laugh at you and even better they even damn show you how many times you got killed by the damn same person, even better you got killed by a 9 year old kid because profile picture. Well thanks to give me another reason to do suicide.

The combat is abysmal, no matter how times i try to land a hit, it will 99% always miss. I attacked with my one handed sword, ONE HANDED, he attacked after me with a maul and still hit me... what please? How the heck is a maul faster than a damn one handed sword??? Melee is something I don't care anyways. I'm an old man, my reflexes don't work so well anymore. ... Why the heck do you lose your bow if someone hits you?

This game is a damn walking/dying simulator. You get spawn... and dead and this repeatedly, my average K/D is 1/20-30 You get suddenly killed by a damn horse, catapult, ballista or someone is just waiting for you at the spawn to to kill and humiliate you again. And if that's not enough, I get constantly chased and killed by my own allies because why the fuck not. Votekill? forget this, nobody will do anything.

See ya gramps.

Duke 17 18
  • 4 Jun
 Ligeia

@DrGert said:
You type a lot and say nothing.

Not my fault reading comprehension is hard for you, brainlet.

@SWSeriousMike said:
You have the right to say stupid shit. And I have the right to point out that it is stupid.

I've been saying this. You also have the right to complain about it on the forums, and I have the right to come disagree with you.

@SWSeriousMike said:
What the founding fathers of the US intended is absolutely irrelevant because Triternion is a Slovenian company.

You're right. Point taken.

@SWSeriousMike said:
Education is a basic human right. I wish you'd make use of it instead of trying to antagonize me.

I've made plenty of use of it, and it was pretty fun coming into this thread making people butthurt.

@Deadmode said:

@Ligeia said:
greatest country on Earth

lololololol

Jelly Europoor detected.

Duke 17 18
  • 4 Jun
 Ligeia

@SWSeriousMike said:
If you think really think that not being a dick to everyone is a virtue then you have incredible low standards. I have another incredible feat to brag about: I wash my hands after going to the toilet.

But of course! You are the most virtuous, my friend!

@SWSeriousMike said:
Also you don't know what freedom of speech is. You really don't.

You can't just keep saying that and hope that it becomes true lol if it isn't, it isn't. It's not my fault your twisted authoritarian views on what people can or cannot say aren't in line with what the founding fathers of the greatest country on Earth intended. But hey, you keep closing your eyes and sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "It's not what you think it is!" over and over, and I'll sit here and enjoy my freedom of speech. Maybe one day you'll stop being such a dork, but unless you're a teenager going through a phase, I doubt it. Good luck lol

Duke 17 18
 Ligeia

@BudSpencer_vs_TheHound said:
I thought you people wouldnt get mad by words? Why is this "debate" then still going? And why sound most of your comments so salty and triggered then?

The only thing which you guys reallly are is hypocrits. As long as you can insult or troll someone in an anonymous way and direct all of your anger onto this person, free speech is the greatest thing ever for you. But as soon as all of those SJWs show up in your forum every second word of yours is:

"Shut up faggot and stop posting here".

What happend there to "free speech" ?

I know explaining this to you will be a waste of time, but here's my ol' college try:

Freedom of speech is important and the greatest thing ever. When someone gets trolled in-game, they are free to respond or ignore what is said, or even turn off chat like that one dork from a few days ago that said it still (somehow) wasn't enough.

When you come to the forums bitching and whining and wanting to espouse your authoritarian ideas, we are free to respond to them or ignore them as well, or even stop coming to the forums altogether. Sometimes we choose to respond, other times we choose to ignore the threads, and sometimes we're actually playing the game.

Why is it that people can bitch about users saying things in-game, but if someone so much as dares to offer an opposing opinion to something said on the forums, it's suddenly an issue? For example, when people opposed this thread's OP or chastised him for being a dirty hypocrite, everyone came out of the woodwork saying "B-BUT U DO SAME I THOT U BELEEV FREE SPEECH Y U AM RESPOND HERE Y?!"
Because we can. Because we're free to respond here to the ramblings of a dumdum like OP, as you're free to respond to any of the racist/dumdum things people say in-game.

See how that works? Of course you don't. This was all rhetorical anyway. I don't expect an actual yes or no, just goalposts that never seem to stay in one fucking spot.

Duke 17 18
 Ligeia

@SWSeriousMike said:
And yet you somehow appear to be offended.

Not at all, friend! I'm merely pointing out your virtues! Signaling them for the rest of the world, if you will! :^)
P.S. You should learn the difference between someone being offended and someone clowning on you. I know it's hard while you're choking back tears, but I believe in you. You can do it if you try.

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
barges into thread to type a big post about other posters typing big posts

Hey buddy, watch it! This is MY big thread for big posts now.

@SkinnyPete said:

you don't seem worth the time.

EL EM AY OOOOH!
"Heh, you're just not worth my time, kid." Pushes up glasses
"Let's just say, I've got bigger fish to fry..." Cape swooshes in the wind while he turns around to fuck off

I bet that's how you imagined it too, you fuckin dork lmao

@SkinnyPete said:

We can go all the way back to Socrates.

Bro I bet you have an ethereal fedora that sits on your head, day and night.

@SkinnyPete said:

This is why it spins my head to get on a forum and read ridiculous memery that is nothing but fallacy after fallacy. If people aren't going to say true things, or at least present an argument why they believe something to be true, we are just talking past each other, and wasting my time. I could go on and on, but this is literally freshman level ethics, and philosophy.

Yeah this is the one. This is all either bait, or you're a first-year college student taking his first Humanities class lamafao. L8r virgin~

Duke 17 18
 Ligeia

Ah yes, Beefenstein and SWSeriousMike, white saviors of the minorities, gays, and every other downtrodden group. Thank you so much you guys. I don't know how I'd continue living if it wasn't for you neckbearded knights in shining "armour" fighting day and night, tooth and nail, to make sure my rights and sensibilities are protected, on this forum for a video game. As a minority, I'm in tears of joy and admiration from the sheer dedication seen from you both.

I truly feel so much better knowing you guys are constantly vigilant, like elementary school hall monitors, making sure all the mean words are eradicated, and all possible sarcasm and condescension that is available, well spent on the perpetrators that think they can just run rampant around here without a loicense. Thank you both so much for your service.

And to think... you do it for free. Give them a hand and a thank you, everybody. They do it for free!

Duke 17 18
  • 31 May
 Ligeia

@smellycathawk said:
being suffocated always makes me know freedom good

I bet it does.

Duke 17 18
  • 30 May
 Ligeia

@SWSeriousMike said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
wait who is the freedom fighter is that me

No, sorry. You are not on the list. You haven't bragged enough.
Ligeia is the American superhero on his crusade to bring liberty to infidels.

Sure man, calling some dork out on being a dumdum and reminding them of their failings as they criticize others is definitely bragging. You can get in line and stay mad forever too lmao

2/10 bait, made me reply.

Duke 17 18
  • 30 May
 Ligeia

@EatAtRedLobster said:

@Ligeia said:
I just want my emblem added in already tbh. Feelsbad.

2 weeks ago I privately asked a dev for an ETA on when the remaining emblems will be added and he said it will be soonish. Worry not my friend, your emblem is not forgotten :)

Hey man, thanks for that! I really wasn't sure when to expect it anymore.

Duke 17 18
  • 29 May
 Ligeia

I just want my emblem added in already tbh. Feelsbad.

Duke 17 18
  • 29 May
 Ligeia

You can't stereotype! That's offensive! Do you have a loicense to stereotype others?

Duke 17 18
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  • 29 May
 Ligeia

@Beefenstein said:
I live in the UK and the bigotry in chat is out of hand.

Neat. Write a blog about it. Why is it always dorks from the UK trying to censor people because of their fragile sensibilities?

@Beefenstein said:
I do accept that turning chat off is a viable option

Problem solved then. What's the issue?

@Beefenstein said:
but I don't expect every player of this game (whatever their age) to be mature enough to do this.

That sounds like a personal problem.

@Beefenstein said:
So, for the good of the game, I think this is something worth looking at, thanks.

Looked at. Nah thanks.

@Beefenstein said:
P.S. I know this post will receive a reply of "Hey there are like 28 other sad cuck threads we don't need another one. Go complain with them." I thought you guys were all for freedom of speech?

Check this dork out trying for a "GOTCHA!" moment while simultaneously complaining about the very thing he's trying to get over on other people. It really is a small wonder the UK is in its current shape.

P.S. You wouldn't know freedom of speech or any "flavour" of freedom if it suffocated you with an American flag, nerd. Stay mad forever.

Duke 17 18
  • 1 May '17
 Ligeia

If it doesn't happen, you can always just try modding the voices in. That's what I'll be doing.

Duke 17 18
  • 21 Sep '16
 Ligeia

DOLLA DOLLA BILLS WAITING FOR THIS KICKSTARTER

Duke 17 18
  • 21 Sep '16
 Ligeia

I'm waiting for that Shillstarter to go up so I can go ham with the pledging. I dropped Chiv when everyone incorporated those spinning-back overhead strikes and doing 360-noscopes with their zweihanders.

This is gonna be like Christmas for me.