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 Survii
Knight
  • Likes received 898
  • Date joined 6 Sep '16
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Knight 609 898
  • 15 Oct
 Survii

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I love you really

Knight 609 898
Knight 609 898
  • 14 Oct
 Survii

its true tho

Knight 609 898
  • 14 Oct
 Survii

@Monkeytoes said:
end me rightly

Knew it was coming. Had a slight glimmer of hope when the first few posts didn't mention it. Then monkeytoes comes along.
rip

Knight 609 898
  • 14 Oct
 Survii

@SIEGE said:
Would you guys blame me for hating America?

I'm pretty sure its illegal to NOT hate America if you are a Muslim

Knight 609 898
  • 14 Oct
 Survii

@vanguard said:

@Huggles said:
Corporatism always wins, your collective raving will go nowhere. :)

Honestly you, as a American, should be even more communist then me, as this system will end up in a war eventually, and u fuckos are the center of it. You might end up with your guts all open, bleeding to death in a battlefield in God knows where tbh

Me on the other hand, I live in Brazil, we will basically never get into a serious war

lol Vanguard, you will just end up with your guts all open, bleeding to death in a slum in God knows where tbh

Knight 609 898
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  • 14 Oct
 Survii

I was browsing Youtube, at dinner one day
And then an interesting video came in my way
Yogscast it was, playing a game
I thought it looked fun; it didn't seem lame

I didn't have a PC, and dismissed it as usual
PCs weren't cheap, and I wasn't delusional
But later that year, it all did change
But it cost me more than the stock exchange

At some point that year, a weekend I assume
Chivalry was free, my hopes did bloom
I downloaded it all, ready to play
But I played less than an hour. All in one day

What was this shit? Ballerinas and swords
I'd rather be in Payday 2, killing police hoards
The game looked like piss, and felt really slow
What a waste of a download. In the trash bin it shall go

Killing floor 2 releases, what glorious fun
I'm ready for this game, explosions and guns
But what is this now? A bonus for Chivalry?
Well it is on sale, for £2.53

I'll pick it up now, maybe try it again
No. It still sucks ass. The combat is lame
Oh well I say, I got a sword in KF2
Torn Banner just want money, what a bunch of (((businessmen)))

Well my library is full and I'm rather contempt
But no good sword games :/ they are exempt
Maybe I will google, "Chivalry 2"
See what comes up. Might not be poo

Mordhau you say? Interesting I think
The devs are quite cool and the community won't shrink.
I'll join the forums, experiment a bit.
First post a samurai meme, I'll fit in fo shit

Many months later, the alpha releases
Storms ahead of Chivalry, chops it to pieces
A few guys got banned, it's quite a shame
Crushed, really man? That's just quite lame.

The game will be good, but it still has its flaws
Swings can be exploited- overly broad
But the devs want to fix it. They don't seem like cucks
Oh and remember, Dark Souls just sucks

Knight 609 898
  • 13 Oct
 Survii

@Punzybobo said:
i am looking forward to the horse porn

FIFY

Knight 609 898
  • 13 Oct
 Survii

@Sir Zombie said:

@Survii said:

@Survii said:
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HOLY SHIT I JUST REALISED MY OWN GENUIS

I JUST MEANT TO NECRO THIS

BUT I DID IT WITH A POEM

HOW AM I THIS UNKNOWINGLY WITTY!?

WAIT YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW?!

MY SUBCONSCIOUS>MY CONSCIOUS

Knight 609 898
  • 13 Oct
 Survii

@Survii said:
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HOLY SHIT I JUST REALISED MY OWN GENUIS

I JUST MEANT TO NECRO THIS

BUT I DID IT WITH A POEM

HOW AM I THIS UNKNOWINGLY WITTY!?

Knight 609 898
  • 13 Oct
 Survii

@bobbiboi said:
i just like playing with controllers

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Knight 609 898
  • 12 Oct
 Survii

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I SAW IT HAPPEN AHAHAHHAHA

Knight 609 898
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  • 12 Oct
 Survii

@rob_owner said:
roses are red
violates are blue
i cant watch rick and morty
i have a tiny iq

Roses are red
French say they're rouge
Whenever I see your post to like ratio
I go, "damn, that's huge"

Knight 609 898
Knight 609 898
  • 12 Oct
 Survii

yeah but i doubt you were the one that filmed it so its a stolen stolen meme its good my fam

Knight 609 898
  • 11 Oct
 Survii

Dis should be de stun animation

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Knight 609 898
  • 11 Oct
 Survii

tru

Knight 609 898
  • 11 Oct
 Survii

@Void said:

@Survii said:
nah its just easier than all other languages as I already speak English

I'm learning German for almost a year. From my perspective it's a very hard to learn language.

Yeah but compared to Japanese or French etc. it's pretty good as you don't have to relearn grammar

Knight 609 898
  • 10 Oct
 Survii

women arent even human tho?

Knight 609 898
  • 10 Oct
 Survii

nah its just easier than all other languages as I already speak English