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Knight
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  • 29m
 Survii

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Just report that shit on the road tbh

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The difference is that Frogmouths are gay

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@DerFurst said:
This had me laughing hard

They made another one called "Surrender our future" but Jewtube is always trying to remove content like this. https://cheekyvideos.net/ is the best archive of these kind of videos I've found.

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  • 21h
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I mean I guess they're cool or whatever but ehDT762.jpg5ed6ea6dd20597e47e37a0e15795e9f1.jpg7cabb30e235bcf3df1fdbeacf96903df.jpg

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@SIEGE said:

@Knight Nicholas said:

@SIEGE said:
I have never heard of someone getting beheaded for homosexuality, we have millions of gayos with their heads attached.

What is wrong with you

It's something you guys over in the west constantly bicker about for no reason really. We behead a lot of people but almost none of them get beheaded for homosexuality

@DerFurst in Islam, straight sex is nothing compared to homosexual activities tbh. It's believed that homosexuals bring god's anger and that's why they have to be rehabilitated or rarely, killed if that doesn't work

If I'm correct, in the Quran it never states that homosexuality is wrong, only certain acts, like anal? Its one of those weird loopholes that if you give a guy a blowjob its technically ok.

IIRC

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  • 16 Oct
 Survii

CONTINUE IF YOU WISH TO LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY:

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  • 16 Oct
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@SIEGE said:
I am a professional hunter of amateur kebab-removers. I hunt them down.

hahahahahahaha im a level 99 kebab DESTROYER bitch, just try and impale me

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  • 15 Oct
 Survii

If you think about it, the entire history of Islam is Muslims killing Muslims because their view of Islam is "wrong"

This even applies to the ones fighting ISIS, think about it.

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  • 15 Oct
 Survii

@Jax said:
This is why I still have to explain to people how to morph.

Nobody ever watches the fucking tutorial lol

Literally a shit video I made on movie maker to show my friends got more than an official tutorial.
Algorithms pls

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  • 15 Oct
 Survii

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  • 15 Oct
 Survii

@ThunderDuck said:
wanna see my thundercock

pls

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  • 15 Oct
 Survii

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I love you really

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  • 14 Oct
 Survii

its true tho

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  • 14 Oct
 Survii

@Monkeytoes said:
end me rightly

Knew it was coming. Had a slight glimmer of hope when the first few posts didn't mention it. Then monkeytoes comes along.
rip

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  • 14 Oct
 Survii

@SIEGE said:
Would you guys blame me for hating America?

I'm pretty sure its illegal to NOT hate America if you are a Muslim

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  • 14 Oct
 Survii

@vanguard said:

@Huggles said:
Corporatism always wins, your collective raving will go nowhere. :)

Honestly you, as a American, should be even more communist then me, as this system will end up in a war eventually, and u fuckos are the center of it. You might end up with your guts all open, bleeding to death in a battlefield in God knows where tbh

Me on the other hand, I live in Brazil, we will basically never get into a serious war

lol Vanguard, you will just end up with your guts all open, bleeding to death in a slum in God knows where tbh

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  • 14 Oct
 Survii

I was browsing Youtube, at dinner one day
And then an interesting video came in my way
Yogscast it was, playing a game
I thought it looked fun; it didn't seem lame

I didn't have a PC, and dismissed it as usual
PCs weren't cheap, and I wasn't delusional
But later that year, it all did change
But it cost me more than the stock exchange

At some point that year, a weekend I assume
Chivalry was free, my hopes did bloom
I downloaded it all, ready to play
But I played less than an hour. All in one day

What was this shit? Ballerinas and swords
I'd rather be in Payday 2, killing police hoards
The game looked like piss, and felt really slow
What a waste of a download. In the trash bin it shall go

Killing floor 2 releases, what glorious fun
I'm ready for this game, explosions and guns
But what is this now? A bonus for Chivalry?
Well it is on sale, for £2.53

I'll pick it up now, maybe try it again
No. It still sucks ass. The combat is lame
Oh well I say, I got a sword in KF2
Torn Banner just want money, what a bunch of (((businessmen)))

Well my library is full and I'm rather contempt
But no good sword games :/ they are exempt
Maybe I will google, "Chivalry 2"
See what comes up. Might not be poo

Mordhau you say? Interesting I think
The devs are quite cool and the community won't shrink.
I'll join the forums, experiment a bit.
First post a samurai meme, I'll fit in fo shit

Many months later, the alpha releases
Storms ahead of Chivalry, chops it to pieces
A few guys got banned, it's quite a shame
Crushed, really man? That's just quite lame.

The game will be good, but it still has its flaws
Swings can be exploited- overly broad
But the devs want to fix it. They don't seem like cucks
Oh and remember, Dark Souls just sucks