Mordhau
 Sir Boring
Knight
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  • Date joined 30 Aug '16
  • Last seen 21 Apr

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Knight 160 340
  • 30 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

I don't often go back to an old game that's similar to a new game, but I'll most likely play it if friends want me to.

Knight 160 340
  • 30 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

If this game is as funny as Chivalry, I'll end up finding my stats to be horrible because making myself purposely die is pretty funny.

Knight 160 340
  • 29 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

Given we're mercenaries, perhaps our rich lords would request us to fight in small groups in an arena. Sounds like a good idea to me.

Knight 160 340
  • 29 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

I do like the sound of a voice coming from inside a suit of armor, like Siegward from Dark Souls, for example.

Would definitely be a neat feature to have in the game.

Knight 160 340
  • 13 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

Oh right, we're supposed to be testing things...

Gotta see if I can break out of any maps.

Knight 160 340
  • 12 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

@Sammy said:

@SirBoring said:
Only thing I don't expect Mordhau to do better is the voice commands.

Chivs voice commands are shit and not funny, child,

Tell that to the majority.

Knight 160 340
  • 12 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

Only thing I don't expect Mordhau to do better is the voice commands.

Knight 160 340
  • 12 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

Pls have shield jumping pls have shield jumping...

Knight 160 340
  • 12 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

Chivalry would most likely have half the amount of people, or less, that it has now if it didn't have the goofy aspects.
I certainly wouldn't have stuck around to reach rank 45 if goofing around wasn't so fun.

But hey, I don't need goofy emotes when I can just flail my head up and down with the camera.

Knight 160 340
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  • 12 Jul '17
 Sir Boring

I'm looking forward to seeing if Chivalry archer pros who quickscope headshot me from across the map can do the same in Mordhau.

I'm honestly kind of hoping they really are that skilled. Lol

Knight 160 340
  • 7 Jun '17
 Sir Boring

Have you ever played against a spear pro on Chiv while you're someone like an archer? All their pokes and kicks to keep you at bay drain your stamina before you even get a hit on them. I'd rather it not be made even more difficult. Lol

Knight 160 340
  • 31 May '17
 Sir Boring

I was always too poor for a gf....

But on the bright side, this is looking very nice.

Knight 160 340
  • 9 May '17
 Sir Boring

Over half the people I play Chivalry with often claim to be high, making me think that's the only reason they find the voice commands to be funny. Also why they're so much better than myself.

While as I'm never in such a state, but spend the majority of my time running around, spazzing my character around and using as many voice commands as I can.

Seriously though, in a game like this, where you don't kill someone within a split second of them going into your sight, there's bound to be a lot of stuff going on before someone dies. Might as well make it funny, I say.

Knight 160 340
  • 6 May '17
 Sir Boring

@Ruby Rhoderick said:
I really think we should be able to launch ragdolls or even ourselves. The impact would kill you, of course, but it'd be great for the lulz.

"Hey buddy, can you use this cata to launch me up to that wall?"
Splats against the wall
"Hm... Maybe a little more power next time."

Knight 160 340
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  • 4 May '17
 Sir Boring

I'll just take the whole of the Caribbean, as that is 5 areas.

Knight 160 340
  • 3 May '17
 Sir Boring

@SeaFerret said:
Easy for a king to say, you already have enough riches.

Pretty much.

@Lord Commander Guts said:
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Knight 160 340
  • 3 May '17
 Sir Boring

I too would like to see naval warfare, though that'd be quite a bit of extra work from what it seems they currently have planned.

Perhaps sometime after release date they, or some modder, will make it.

Knight 160 340
  • 3 May '17
 Sir Boring

Can count on a bunch of mercenaries to rally to the richest man in the land.
Dishonorable folk.

Knight 160 340
  • 2 May '17
 Sir Boring

Pls don't feint me, oh prince.

Knight 160 340
  • 2 May '17
 Sir Boring

I always make sure to thank my enemy just before they cut my head off, in Chivalry. I better be able to do similar things in this game.