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Sellsword
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  • 5 Aug '19
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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
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Fake, as we all know that Alex Jones has been banned from existence on all platforms

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  • 2 Aug '19
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I sacrificed a pen to the office supply gods.

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  • 2 Aug '19
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@Corsario said:
Quick sketch

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  • 2 Aug '19
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You have a turncap while attacking, plus after so far the attack only whiffs. So ballerinas really aren't a thing here.

You can spin as fast as you want to between attacks, but if you can't keep yourself from panicking when you see someone do a quick spin before attacking - that's your problem.

TLDR - Git gud.

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  • 2 Aug '19
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My first attempt at painting miniatures for DnD.

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  • 1 Aug '19
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@SWSeriousMike said:
That's not best practice. That's just the only thing you can come up with due to a lack of imagination. The whole "words hurt my feeling" stuff is also incredible unoriginal as is adding "lmao" to every sentence. Find your own style instead of just copying everything the cool kids on the forum do.

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  • 31 Jul '19
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Best practice is to stop being a bik and just ignore it.

"Mean word hurt my feelings".

Like just close your eyes and those mean words on the screen can't hurt you lmao.

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  • 30 Jul '19
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@Xisarah said:
All done without .ini config. He's precious and I love him. Here he can be seen taking a good old nap in the snow, how adorable.
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  • 29 Jul '19
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The lute is annoying and useless. People who use it only serve to add more noise pollution.

"Don't attack, I'm just a bard" - said whilst neutralizing an enemy objective.

If you just want to play lute and nothing else, rocksmith may be a more suitable game for you and a better use of your time.

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  • 29 Jul '19
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I choked on my coffee after seeing this one.

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  • 29 Jul '19
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  • 29 Jul '19
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@Antoniokontos said:
True Friendly costs 10 points and makes it so the person who uses it can not take damage, Deal damage, or do objectives i think it could be handy for those Lute players who just want to play lute and not want to be murdred and it also takes away their ability to harm others as well

Bad idea, now lute players can take objectives in frontline and nobody can do anything about it.

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  • 25 Jul '19
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Shields just need a revert back to their previous state in alpha where the hitboxes for shields were tight and the shield actually had to come in contact with the weapon to block.

Imo this was the best that the shields had ever been. You actually had to follow the weapon to block it.

It was almost like... actually using a shield.

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  • 25 Jul '19
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@LuxCandidus said:

@TombstoneJack said:
its a fucking stick anything beyond meme tier is silly

A stick capable of fracturing skulls through plate helmets, one of the most dangerous sparring weapons even with protection.

Yet the carrot is a more powerful weapon. How about we make it more dignified than it is in its current state? Chivalry represented the quarterstaff much better.

I've literally NEVER seen the carrot. Someone pls help.

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  • 25 Jul '19
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@ToLazy4Name said:

@EatAtRedLobster said:
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holy shit good catch lobster lmao

Yeah we've not had a good experience with Fedex. Most of the time they don't bother to check if anyone is home and end up not delivering the package at all.

Good closeup on that though, you can really see my ear quite well.

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  • 25 Jul '19
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"Billhook does crap all"

That's because you can't hit them with it. I roll with billhook in most cases and I don't have a problem with horses.

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  • 25 Jul '19
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Ha

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  • 25 Jul '19
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Overhaul all of Mordhau's combat mechanics and turn the game into a turn-based strategy.