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Sellsword
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Sellsword 725 2238
  • 31 Jul
 Goof

Best practice is to stop being a bik and just ignore it.

"Mean word hurt my feelings".

Like just close your eyes and those mean words on the screen can't hurt you lmao.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 30 Jul
 Goof

@Xisarah said:
All done without .ini config. He's precious and I love him. Here he can be seen taking a good old nap in the snow, how adorable.
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Sellsword 725 2238
  • 29 Jul
 Goof

The lute is annoying and useless. People who use it only serve to add more noise pollution.

"Don't attack, I'm just a bard" - said whilst neutralizing an enemy objective.

If you just want to play lute and nothing else, rocksmith may be a more suitable game for you and a better use of your time.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 29 Jul
 Goof

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I choked on my coffee after seeing this one.

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Sellsword 725 2238
  • 29 Jul
 Goof

@Antoniokontos said:
True Friendly costs 10 points and makes it so the person who uses it can not take damage, Deal damage, or do objectives i think it could be handy for those Lute players who just want to play lute and not want to be murdred and it also takes away their ability to harm others as well

Bad idea, now lute players can take objectives in frontline and nobody can do anything about it.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

Shields just need a revert back to their previous state in alpha where the hitboxes for shields were tight and the shield actually had to come in contact with the weapon to block.

Imo this was the best that the shields had ever been. You actually had to follow the weapon to block it.

It was almost like... actually using a shield.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

@LuxCandidus said:

@TombstoneJack said:
its a fucking stick anything beyond meme tier is silly

A stick capable of fracturing skulls through plate helmets, one of the most dangerous sparring weapons even with protection.

Yet the carrot is a more powerful weapon. How about we make it more dignified than it is in its current state? Chivalry represented the quarterstaff much better.

I've literally NEVER seen the carrot. Someone pls help.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

@ToLazy4Name said:

@EatAtRedLobster said:
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holy shit good catch lobster lmao

Yeah we've not had a good experience with Fedex. Most of the time they don't bother to check if anyone is home and end up not delivering the package at all.

Good closeup on that though, you can really see my ear quite well.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

"Billhook does crap all"

That's because you can't hit them with it. I roll with billhook in most cases and I don't have a problem with horses.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

Ha

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

Overhaul all of Mordhau's combat mechanics and turn the game into a turn-based strategy.

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

Several games have censorship in regards to most offensive language.

I really don't have a problem with it as long as the censorship isn't to a ridiculous extent and we have the option to toggle a language filter.

My best example would be World of Warcraft which includes a parental filter to censor most curse words but obviously explicit racism, sexism, homophobia, ect is monitored by the server and players receive warnings and eventual bans.

Honestly, Mordhau is privately owned by Triternion. Meaning they can employ censorship in any way that they see fit. The only other alternative to private regulation is government regulation.

But also: You could just ignore it, right?

Sellsword 725 2238
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

1: Just find out their Steam ID# and paste that into console, it's really not that hard. Just google "Steam ID finder".

2: You can already destroy friendly deployables. Just pack the "Wrecker" perk or a firepot.

3: Sure it's annoying but I don't think it's a bannable offense. It just makes the person doing it look like an ass and that's enough of a self-punishment in my book.

The only point that I can agree with as a suitable solution for the problem is creating no-build zone inside spawn points and a certain radius around them.

Either this or reduce the amount of buildables per player/reduce toolbox charges at spawn to 3 (which would be a very significant nerf to the toolbox and is not recommended).

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Sellsword 725 2238
  • 18 Jul
 Goof

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@TombstoneJack said:
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i cannot believe ppl actually think this is funny

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Sellsword 725 2238
Sellsword 725 2238
Sellsword 725 2238
  • 11 Jul
 Goof

There's not really any way to measure "skill" between players.

"What about rank and playtime?"
Those are just numbers and don't reflect how well a player implements the mechanics given to them.

Basically the only way to balance is by these skilled players choosing to change teams if they see fit.