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Sellsword
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  • 11 Aug
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I really like : Pancakes

I dislike : Not having pancakes

Sellsword 681 2146
  • 7 Aug
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You can absolutely dodge thrusts. I do it all the time.

Just time a sidestep with the weapons release phase. Obviously if you sidestep too early they will have enough time to adjust their attack.

Using an attack of your own can also help with sidesteps.

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  • 7 Aug
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Behold
The Neckbeard Ascension

Finally sat down and completed it.

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Sellsword 681 2146
  • 6 Aug
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Mountain Peak is absolutely not balanced. Blue point is much easier to defend and blue spawns in general are much closer to the objectives. Not to mention if red is pushed past their point they are fucked completely due to bottlenecking at every entrance to the castle. Imo is the second worst map behind Crossroads.

Crossroads you hit every major issue. My main quarrel with Crossroads is the fact that middle is considered a spawn point despite spawning in the exact same spot.

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Games "journalist" : Plays Mordhau for 15 minutes

"As a hardcore supporter of Mordhau since Slasher..."

Sellsword 681 2146
  • 5 Aug
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It's ok

Sellsword 681 2146
  • 5 Aug
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They could make dual wielding work with the 240 system, the directional attack determines which weapon you swing or stab with. Could also work with parries.

Obviously this would be a huge implementation but I think they could make it work.

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  • 5 Aug
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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
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Fake, as we all know that Alex Jones has been banned from existence on all platforms

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  • 2 Aug
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I sacrificed a pen to the office supply gods.

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  • 2 Aug
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@Corsario said:
Quick sketch

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Sellsword 681 2146
  • 2 Aug
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You have a turncap while attacking, plus after so far the attack only whiffs. So ballerinas really aren't a thing here.

You can spin as fast as you want to between attacks, but if you can't keep yourself from panicking when you see someone do a quick spin before attacking - that's your problem.

TLDR - Git gud.

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  • 2 Aug
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My first attempt at painting miniatures for DnD.

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  • 1 Aug
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@SWSeriousMike said:
That's not best practice. That's just the only thing you can come up with due to a lack of imagination. The whole "words hurt my feeling" stuff is also incredible unoriginal as is adding "lmao" to every sentence. Find your own style instead of just copying everything the cool kids on the forum do.

Thats the joke you mong.gif

Sellsword 681 2146
  • 31 Jul
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Best practice is to stop being a bik and just ignore it.

"Mean word hurt my feelings".

Like just close your eyes and those mean words on the screen can't hurt you lmao.

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  • 30 Jul
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@Xisarah said:
All done without .ini config. He's precious and I love him. Here he can be seen taking a good old nap in the snow, how adorable.
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  • 29 Jul
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The lute is annoying and useless. People who use it only serve to add more noise pollution.

"Don't attack, I'm just a bard" - said whilst neutralizing an enemy objective.

If you just want to play lute and nothing else, rocksmith may be a more suitable game for you and a better use of your time.

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  • 29 Jul
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I choked on my coffee after seeing this one.