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Sellsword
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  • 6 Dec
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pastrami

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  • 6 Dec
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cheap

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  • 6 Dec
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"Oh you fkin f**t"

"Fight me you n*"

"Do you know da wae?"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

This is why we don't have voip

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  • 6 Dec
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Mordhau discord is where the normie ones are.

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  • 6 Dec
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I grew a beard, found a woman, raised three kids and watched seven grandchildren grow before I finished reading.

I've lived a full life, and now ready to rest.

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  • 6 Dec
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Imagine paying 50k for a cleaver skin

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  • 5 Dec
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Come hither!

Come hither!

Come hither!

Come hither!

Come hither!

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  • 5 Dec
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@ohshitsorry said:

@ohshitsorry said:

@Goof said:
~ test

was the test successful?

answer me idiot

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  • 5 Dec
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So I can twirl around in the dark at my apartment like a weeb pretending to be a ninja until I realize how much of a loser I am.

Pls. I need this wakeup call.

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  • 5 Dec
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I forgive you for getting in my way, filthy peasant. May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.

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  • 5 Dec
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@KapitanCука said:
Hey so this is my first and a weird question but, loaded up Mordhau and had zero audio. No sound, restarted the game, steam, comp, checked sound settings, still nothing. Anyone think they can help me out?

Check default audio output in sound settings, also check in sound mixer that your output is going to the right place.

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  • 3 Dec
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@esturias said:
But the devs not answering ANY topic, let alone implementing ANY of the hundreds of suggestions, ideas (even tiny ones)

But they added friendly bear trap markers(finally)

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  • 3 Dec
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I THOUGHT the catapult range seemed MUCH shorter. Maybe I missed that in the patch notes.

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  • 3 Dec
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A successful post if it garners 100% of your likes received. Well done.

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  • 28 Nov
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Did they change the text formatting?

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  • 28 Nov
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<i> italics </i>

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  • 28 Nov
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~ test