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 AFluffyKnight
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I'm just imagining a naked dude with the longest stick in the game poking you once, sprinting a couple meters away, coming back, poking you once, sprinting away, coming back, poking you once, sprinting away, coming back, poking you once, sprinting away, etc etc...

I'm sure there will be a way for anyone to counter this, but still...

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Fuck outgrowing video games. I'd rather die. Probably will if it comes to that.

I can't even watch TV or movies anymore. It all seems like uninteresting scripted garbage to me. Haven't watched anything other than YouTube videos and Twitch streams in years, literally.

Honestly I think it's less that we outgrow videogames and more that we better understand what kind of games/things we actually want to play/do. We become intolerant of stuff that doesn't fit our individual desires/playstyles.

For me the only games that can keep my attention right now are Exanima and DayZ standalone. Even though DayZ is a buggy fucking mess, it's still one of my all time favorite games.

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Yes. Use the search function on the site to find it. I've never used it so I don't know it offhand.

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Surely they know their Kickstarter isn't going to go well if they don't give some kind of access...

They've been teasing this game for almost 2(?) years now.

I'd much rather them hold off on their Kickstarter till they had some kind of playable... something...

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Didn't mean for you to. There's just a whole thread of answers to your question.

Also was jokingly hinting that you posted this in the wrong topic.

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We've already had this thread.

Fun Fact: It was posted in Off-Topic not General Discussion

http://mordhau.com/forum/topic/1564/how-much-hours-do-you-have-in-chiv/?page=1

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Lmao you're on the mordhau forums
Don't try to pretend you're not a virgin

Speak for yourself, nerd.

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@UneBaguette said:
Someone give me the link to their website pls.

Ffs...

http://bfy.tw/9dd9

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Mirage almost made me kill myself. Then I remembered that this game was in the making.

Don't fuck with me, Marox. My life is on the line.

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Soul reaver and oddworld were great games. Good taste.

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I still play DayZ standalone.

I also fap to questionable... stuff.

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300 is my limit. I'm hoping for an exclusive fancy cape and great helm. That's all I'm expecting really.

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610m huh... wow... that... that really is a pathetic chip you have there...

I mean... the game should turn on... google says it can run dx12... but past that I have no clue.

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Yea well mordhou ain't chivalry, buddy.

UE4 is going to require more power than UE3 obviously. You might still be able to run it, but don't expect much except for memory crashes.

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Thee min requirements for Unreal Engine 4 are already available

Quad-core Intel or AMD processor, 2.5 GHz or faster.

NVIDIA GeForce 470 GTX or AMD Radeon 6870 HD series card or higher.

8 GB RAM

You'll also need a 64bit operating system.

But these are minimum and not necessarily enough to run a potentially full lobby at a decent frame rate.

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@UneBaguette said:

Teammates could have a big romb over their heads or something...

Devs have already said they don't want any of that in their game. Just team colors and maybe a colored name will pop up when you aim at someone, like in chiv.

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God UE4 looks fucking good.

Those first two images look like they could be high quality figurines.

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Swords. Big swords. Probably a short sword too. With chain mail armor and a big meaty great helm.

All the while shouting over VoIP "Over here, squire. I need help with my codpiece."

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Captain, at least 70% of my agatha time is from dueling lol. And no one else is even coming close to 50%.

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You agathian apologisers make me sick.

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