Mordhau
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Jax, more like Twatx

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I had the beta and i could not even start the game no mater what i did so yea, must be shit. Didn't expect much but i wanted to give it a chance. Animation and art department are gorgeous but that's it.

P.S: Holy shit that shield tackle charge looks so awesome.

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first off

GORE FOR BLUNTS PLS

Now, as with many other threads that talked about this already, i completely support the idea. I think that as Lazy said, even if there were no visual effects for blunt damage, with the right sound effects you can get an erection from beating someone to death. Something i liked a lot in chivalry (althought it was fucking exagerated) was the metal BANG you heard when you stroke knights with blunt weaponry. Things like that with snaping and cracking bone sounds can add a fucking lot and help people to notice and feel how blunt damage can be as nasty and crude as slashing/piercing damage.
Also, i don't know how far are devs going to push gore but there are other things that can come out of blunt damage like dented heads (maybe with some brain leaking), poped out eye balls, dislocated jaws, teeth flying, exposed bone fractures and such. And one last thing, althought many people are against it, i think it's reasonable to have head explosion but only for ragdolls. Corpses will always be against a hard surface unless they are hanging from somewhere or some shit like that and so if you bash the skull with a blunt weapon against the floor or a wall, you could just crack open the head. Maybe not in one hit (specially for one handed weapons), if there were dented heads as i mentioned above you could make the head explosion have two or three steps: Dent the head --> skull structure completely colapsing or dent the head --> dent it a bit more --> brain jelly for dinner. Alternatively if you don't like complete head explosion, you could make just the upper part of the head destroyable.
And yes Lincs you are a sadist ¡¿what's wrong with you?!

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fan girl squeak and squirting

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I don't want to be a killjoy guys but i don't think this is going to happen, no mater how it would hipotetically happen, it would be controversial and probably have some consequences we can't even imagine just because some forums members are desperate to play the game.

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@Carlo_Mano said:
In chiv I hate the autobalance because it trolls me. I work my ass for the team and when we get to the last obj, BOOM you're in the losing team now!

So much fucking this.

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Basically what smokingbobs said, it would be VERY controversial.

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Alright, bye.

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Jokes on you, he doxed himself. Now Etrius shall be formally known as Samuel Callejo.

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Team fight tutorials should be a must, great input there Jax.

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Lute guild members would be happy.

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@Valmirius said:
Why would you ruin this beautiful thread that ran its course by necroing it? It's gonna get locked. R.I.P.

This.

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happy birthday tim, may your life be as long as the pikes you jerk off to.

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Holy shit Das, good job, i agree completely with what you have said in this huge ass work of a thread.

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Mental note: "watch the dates of new appearing threads in the main page because necromancy is rampant in these forums and you look like a retard by posting in them like if they were recent"

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@FeelBerniesSanders said:
Have you considered adding female models into the game?

They are already included. Welcome to the forum, yours is a basic question that it's in the FAQ, if you have more of these i encourage you to read it and/or search for your question in the search bar. All of this is for the sake of keeping the forum clean.

For the rest of the people: This is a great idea of a thread, please don't fill it with shit post-questions hybrids, there are very good questions being asked and im sure that Marox will be gratefull to not have to dive through shit to find these.

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With rounds? Sounds interesting, althought i don't like LTS i wouldn't mind giving it a try.

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Can't play For Honor for shit.

1805 1120

Guys come on, calm the fuck down

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No, that's what happens when you can't choose to not hold a weapon by the middle because devs are mongoloids. Usually you want to move your hands back and forth through the shaft while half staving to increase the reach and power of your swings. Half staving with a static center grip is only really usefull when you are very up close, like very close, where your oponent shouldn't be (specially if he has something like a knife or such), unless you intend to assist grappling with the weapon or perform throws, disarms and stuff and even then many times you need to move your hands to one side or another of the shaft to aquire needed leverage.