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Sellsword
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I also hope we can have an actual pink color, the closest thing i can put on my medieval clown is purple. I WANT MY PINK.

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How does that relate to me? Reported for spam.
P.S: Punzy

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Unarmed flourishes man, unarmed flourishes.

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I hope they fix the "heavy bevor" later on, right now it looks like it was lowered a bit to breathe and is not protecting the neck for shit (except for upward attacks).

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Here comes a new challenger!!!

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That one looks like a sad fucking muppet

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@FaffyШaffy said:
Gambeson.jpg Here I am in my SCA rapier fighting kit.

Totally him guys, totally him.

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Once kind of normal member, now mentally disabled spammer.

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Why do you spam that post every now and then?

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Alright, time to go back and try that shit.
Thanks a lot!

edit: 175 ping with the server empty and no internet activity in the house other than me being there, RIP.

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@Rattsknecht said:
I watched old asterix cartoons as a kid and loved them

This, same with Tintin, i had many VHS of them.

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@Eric_the_Legend said:
I've been planning to do a much larger write up on this subject, along with images

Hey im willing to see that, do pls.

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Hairy custome all sweaty inside

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Have you killed that piece of paper yet?

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Assrupt

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Alright then, thanks for the info, our arses are shaking out of sheer anxiety!

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@Xekratos said:

@Punzybobo said:
I need sadness therapy

Punzy, come down to california and I will hug you for as long as you need me to.

You can also come to south america and get robbed, stabed and you car washed without your consent while i hug you as long as you need.

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Rest in papayas

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Keeps yelling something about a wheel in the sky, probably hig as fuck.

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@Nihrahk said:
While I know we're probably gonna stick to mostly western weapons, it would be nice to have some of the more brutal asian ones like the Kanabo.

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I'm no expert on this weapon, but I've heard it's pretty heavy, so it could drain a lot of stamina to swing it around, but also deal a ton of damage. If anyone knows more about it, feel free to correct me.

Kreigsmesser, falchion, flail, Talwar and falx would be pretty cool to have too of course.

Not an expert either but as a HUGE fan of blunt weaponry i went aware of the the kanabo/tetsubo (which is a quite unusual thing since you don't really see much blunt weaponry in asian warfare/pop culture depictions of asian weaponry other than staves) a while ago and i freaking love it. They don't catter much attention either from historians since they esentially are slightly improved clubs so their use and historical meassurements are pretty obscure. That being said, suposedly some of these have a weight around 15 lb (almost 7 kg) and that probably is bullshit most famously divulgated by deadliest warriors (one of the few mass cattering media that covers the weapon). A club of that weight would be way beyond wieldable, only "melee" weapons coming close to that are pikes and they are solely used in warfare with a pretty specific purpose and only to thrust back and forth.
They super probably had more reasonable weight in line with western maces. The practical, actual weapons at least.
The big heavy fucks were most certainly ceremonial and stuff, in japanese folklore they are the weapon with which demons (onis) are depicted the most.
Info/facts dump aside, this one would fit pretty well with the evening star weapon category but would have to have some design modification due to the spike on top of the weapon category.
Having said that, it's far too asian to be included in vanilla and a spike would ruin the feel of it. I hope clubs come into existence in Mordhau someday.