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Sellsword
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i wish i had something as fancy as Gandalf's staff

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aren't those indian people?

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I haven't touched a football ball in years... But i touch a stick every day ;)

Should touch a stick too

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@SIEGE said:
Needs to play less football

Wtf

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Needs to drink less

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I guess archery is very far in the future, rejoyce melee cunts.

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Lol it looks like the guy from medieval review

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How can you miss a penis when you have one yourself?

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Disclaimer: this is not a cry, i backed the game at alpha tier mainly to support the devs with a few more shekels and have a sip of the early state of the game, i knew very well beforehand that i would get rekt population and lag wise.

We south america aren't that relevant since we are roughly 20 people "active" in game. We rarely gather 5 people at the same time Argentina. From all of those, i can only recall 4 people being active on the forums (Me, Frise, Alphonse and Vanguard) out of which only 2 can provide feedback reliably.
Why the sad stats? You european and NA people should feel fucking gratefull. I can understand if you say that you are sick of duels (i don't like duels all that much myself) or that the game is in need of polish but complaining about numbers sounds like nonsense to me. Hell i haven't even had a chance yet to get mad at the current game features (except my personal seemingly biased grudge with the staff's current situation) because i can't play enough and when i play i have to endure duels and relentless rape.

In short, enjoy your servers while they have above 4 people, god damn it.

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Mods will come and many people want muh realism mod so we will be able to try it eventually.
Regarding the test you mentioned against plate, could you provide with the video/source? Like, penetrating plate with a sword is outright imposible, one could say that a katana is more effective at cutting (especially if the longsword that is being compared has the anti-armor design) but even then, a properly made piece of plate shouldn't get much more than a scratch. Give video pls.

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Dat meme, i feel old

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@ThunderDuck said:
Stephen Walkings

That's just rude dude

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True must be an alt

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Btw anal grinder... The other dy i manag'd to throw a mace at Frizze's fase... as i was kiled byhim, it was a double Ko, have faith btorher.

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Rest in papayas Hour

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@Runagate said:
I want to make a game and I am interested in pen and paper RPGs

fucking do it man!

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first time i see him saying the N word in a long time

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Yea, also with a staff you still have a more reach and can generate more power.

Also suposedly, you can do Mordhau grip without worrying about cutting yourself but i have only seen videos of people hitting stuff with a Mordhau grip, never trying to parry or spar with it. I'm guessing that parrying a big meaty weapon (something swords are already not good at) may become dangerous when handling the edge like that.
Again, that's just guessing i can't say for real how it would work.

All of this without even speaking about how hard it would be to actually exploit a gap in someone's armor when that someone is actually trained to fight in armor.