Mordhau
 PommelRetriever
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but you wouldn't carry a villager out of a village mid-battle to rape them, cos if a guy comes you'd have to drop the villager and then they're a threat to you again cos you're not concentrating on them and it's just not a good idea so you'd run in, kill the guards, and then do your edgy rape fantasy like the god damn degenerate you are. so maybe like a little scene in the background of the win screen where you see one of your team members carrying off a villager.

preferably no rape tho. that's always the best option, unless you're going for the incredibly dark and gritty and realistic feel but that isn't really what mordhau seems to be. at least to me.

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  • 23 Dec '16
 PommelRetriever

my name lies directly above reborn

i will now commit suicide

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  • 17 Nov '16
 PommelRetriever

italicised text

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  • 31 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

about how often do you guys think this kinda thing happens where some people break down because jeez it isn't nice to see

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  • 29 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

@TheDankestMeme said:
i found this rare helmet:
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thats really cool and i want it on my head

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  • 26 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

ah man I wish I was part of this cool "old guard" but I'm not great at chiv (only like 70-80 hours) and I'm not a very fast learner. I look forward to the game but im afraid I'll be so bad I won't enjoy it and I'll get put off it everytime I play on a server and get rekt just like in chiv. most of my hours were spent playing against bots

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  • 26 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

@Austismus "The Brainsmashed" said:
Brigandine from other perspective, made by our beloved artist Max Kaspersson:

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brigandinemaxkasspersonfront.jpg

brigandineglovesmaxkassperson.jpg

literally gave me a boner

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  • 1 Sep '16
 PommelRetriever

on the homepage, have like a pommel fly past behind all the text, just like every once in a while. pretty memeful. I wasn't sure whether to put this in off-topic. idk.

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  • 28 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

@SIEGE said:
What was this topic about again?

dead babies

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  • 19 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

@arr0wmanc3r said:
Sexy lobster tailed sallets are sexy:

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While I prefer the firm and erect ones, those are cool too

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  • 4 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

weeaboo scum

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  • 2 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

my grandad?

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  • 2 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

sorry somebody threw a pommel into the past, don't mind me

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dad? Is that you?

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  • 2 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

this is now my favourite topic. pls more videos of devs goofing around

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  • 26 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

@EliteTeamKiller said:

@Huggles said:
The devs said they wanted fights that looked like fights, I assume they also want battles that look like battles.

I want to play a game like that yo.

That's got to be at least ten years away.

maybe when exanima/sui generis gets multiplayer, so yeah ten years

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  • 25 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

@Z said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@EliteTeamKiller said:

@PommelRetriever said:
I want some of that armour that has a massive protrusion where the crotch is just in case you get an erection while throwing your pommel

That actually existed.

17239-suit-of-armour-made-for-henry-v111tower-of-london

Various sizes of course.

i remember seein dis one irl

adds to list of reasons meme is a fgt

I saw it irl as well, that's why I want it

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  • 24 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

I want some of that armour that has a massive protrusion where the crotch is just in case you get an erection while throwing your pommel

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  • 13 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

I'm pommelman

WHERE ARE THE OTHER POMMELS GOING

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  • 13 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

can I join pls, I new, and I'm here to retrieve thrown pommels