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 bardolphus
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  • 14 Apr
 bardolphus

ratt did you by any chance read redwall as a kid

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  • 28 Mar
 bardolphus

in 1vX it'd make sense to me to have clashes and footwork (or really anything besides parry) be the strategy, rather than magically parrying a bunch of big girthy weapons at once with your 2 inch wide sword, which would also allow parry boxes to be smaller (so that shields could have an advantage in that area)

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  • 20 Mar
 bardolphus

it'd be cool after release to get one person on the dev team (possibly a new one) to focus on horde mode so the other bois can focus on making competitive stuff fun, maybe hold some community horde map making contests to see who's good at it

i also agree that horde mode is the most fun ive ever had with the game so far

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  • 7 Dec '18
 bardolphus

never took it off tbh

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  • 10 Nov '18
 bardolphus

could do like exanima does and have serious wounds detract from max health

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  • 27 Oct '18
 bardolphus

what.

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  • 5 Sep '18
 bardolphus

@Goof said:

@bardolphus said:
when thanos fist you.png

yes

Nice hand.

Critique : the fingers are a little rounded and seem rubbery in my opinion. Since it's (I'm guessing a zombie hand?) the fingers should be bony, with emphasis on the knuckles and joints.

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i used my own hand as a model (im 16 so i got chubby kid hands), and its less of a decaying corpse and more of a tortured, afflicted kinda thing. the skin is stretched and has holes in it but the meat isnt quite falling off the bone i suppose

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  • 5 Sep '18
 bardolphus

when thanos fist you.png

yes

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  • 16 Aug '18
 bardolphus

im so far in i can feel stomach juices sloshing around my noodle

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  • 6 Aug '18
 bardolphus

@DerFurst said:
oh it's an animal doing human things but because it's an animal it does human things in the way an animal would if they were human XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i didnt think you guys were this dumb

the bumper cars one is funny because he's hitting a deer with a car which is what human people do in cars but the deer is in a car too so it's not only a pun but also ironic and also the facial expressions are well drawn to be amusing

the speeding one is funny because cheetahs run as fast as cars and the reveal of the car not being stopped is a subversion of expectations which is a very tried and true method of comedy and also the idea of a cheetah running 90mph on two legs is pretty funny, as well as how calm the driver is despite going super fast

granted it's not monty python but it's worth a brief chuckle, and certainly not worth these overreactions about "ree muh degeneracy burn the furries". you guys get more upset over this than pedophilic shit and rape. please stop. it's much more painful to see this reaction than the actual pictures of furries.

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  • 6 Aug '18
 bardolphus

@Lincs said:

@bardolphus said:
they're not even fucking each other, did you guys get this worked up when zootopia came out? it's just animals with vaguely human characteristics and it's a pretty good basis for comedic moments. they dont even have the weird
dyed anime hair or super sexualised clothes or any of that, it's harmless

exactly

it's not funny or anything, it's just animal people doing stupid shit

it's the most mundane, boring, unfunny garbage in this thread and it makes me sad and tired

do i have to explain why the jokes are funny to you? it's not like it's some super complex 200 iq ricardo and miguel nihilistic comedy, it's just funny wordplay and shit, and idk what stupid shit you're talking about unless you have something against driving or bumper cars

if the only way to make you laugh is to say nucking figgers or wubbalubbadickmeintheass then that's not our fault

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  • 5 Aug '18
 bardolphus

they're not even fucking each other, did you guys get this worked up when zootopia came out? it's just animals with vaguely human characteristics and it's a pretty good basis for comedic moments. they dont even have the weird
dyed anime hair or super sexualised clothes or any of that, it's harmless

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  • 1 Aug '18
 bardolphus

1378, which is 704 years before john carpenter's the thing released

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  • 31 Jul '18
 bardolphus

crouching could lower the octave, stabs could pluck and swings could strum, maybe if you have the special crosshair stuff enabled it'll tell you what note you're aiming at, or you can bind all the angles to 12 different buttons for chord capabilities

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  • 24 Jul '18
 bardolphus

if a beefy wahmen holding a sword makes you turn red with seething hatred, how do you deal with when people make super duper skinny and un-muscled guys that swing around zweihanders like they're nothing

i just dont understand

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  • 4 Jul '18
 bardolphus

come on guys, obviously fascism is the best because there are a few moderately conventionally attractive females that like it and if you seig heil, a big tiddy goth girl will reply to your desperate pleas for sexual interaction

i think ill stick with bommunism, thanks

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  • 1 Jul '18
 bardolphus

@yourcrippledson said:

@Punzybobo said:
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@ThunderDuck said:
stephen hawking 2.jpg

Personally, I'm done liking memes with the glowing eyes filter. Before you post a meme, please take a moment and think "is this funny cause the eyes are aglow?" and then don't post it.

first pic is funny cos it's a very literal version of an older meme and second one has very appropriate eye-glow because it makes him look like a robot which connects to the meme

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  • 1 Jul '18
 bardolphus

add randomised wind (that doesnt change super fast), shown by a little bit of cloth attached to your bow shaft thingy that blows around to show which direction it's blowing in and how strong it is so skilled players will be able to roughly adjust for it

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  • 25 Jun '18
 bardolphus

looks p nice my dudes, truly some real life art boys

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  • 24 Jun '18
 bardolphus

he's a pillar of our community, he cant be banned