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 bardolphus
Sellsword
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Sellsword 53 64
  • 22 May
 bardolphus

i have a silly idea

maybe if you chambered the sword but instead of mirroring the opponents attacks you had to do a parallel attack with your fist, so you'd be hitting it away from you, striking the flat of the blade with your hand

this could be an unlockable skill so you dont hurt your lil fingers slappin around big stronk steel weapons

Sellsword 53 64
  • 22 May
 bardolphus

but traps are gay

Sellsword 53 64
  • 22 May
 bardolphus

@Uncy said:

@bardolphus said:

:C

If you're still a child just be a prostitute on darkweb.

how do you think i make the little money i do, its not very profitable tbh

Sellsword 53 64
Sellsword 53 64
  • 22 May
 bardolphus

i dont make money that fast my dude i am a child with no job, it would take me almost 9 months to make that much

Sellsword 53 64
  • 22 May
 bardolphus

im poor tho

Sellsword 53 64
  • 22 May
 bardolphus

ffs i just wanted alpha and this was my only hope, i scrounged up all i could and worked my ass off just to be cucked by the bourgeoisie

:C

Sellsword 53 64
  • 5 May
 bardolphus

im happy because now even though i feel bad for not being able to get anything above beta for the kekstarter i can feel good for being in the kool kickstarter klub

Sellsword 53 64
  • 1 May
 bardolphus

@Humble Staff said:

@Aro said:

@Rattsknecht said:
I'm not a furry tho

Its okay, I'm still in denial too :^(

Lodine? Is that you?

i always thought it was iodine

Sellsword 53 64
  • 29 Apr
 bardolphus

this thread isnt even focused on anything it's literally just the shitpost theatre with a running meme of tusken raiders

Sellsword 53 64
  • 25 Apr
 bardolphus

@Sammy said:
Nuclear missle if we're going by dick size.

beta particle for me

Sellsword 53 64
  • 23 Apr
 bardolphus

ye olde jedau ordre

theyre german

Sellsword 53 64
Sellsword 53 64
  • 16 Apr
 bardolphus

thx sammy ily

Sellsword 53 64
  • 16 Apr
 bardolphus

because im too poor

Sellsword 53 64
  • 16 Apr
 bardolphus

hey crushed will i be able to just upgrade my pledge (for me it would be from beta to alpha access but also for someone who just got the game or something) instead of buying the whole thing again

Sellsword 53 64
  • 16 Apr
 bardolphus

this could be fantastic

Sellsword 53 64
  • 15 Apr
 bardolphus

there needs to be a training scenario called "the gauntlet" and its an obstacle course thats fairly hard and teaches you footwork and how to be aware of your surroundings, and the reward is a special skin for gauntlets because puns

pls murux

Sellsword 53 64
  • 15 Apr
 bardolphus

you could just have it as an option, enabled by default to offer maximum surprise for newcomers

Sellsword 53 64
  • 14 Apr
 bardolphus

the characters in exanima only look drunk if youre bad at the game <snortsnortsnort> you have to practice for approximately 5000 hours to not be bad, try beating the hardest enemy in the game unarmed and unarmoured, then tell me about how good you are <snortsnortsnortsnort>

ps i love you merhue your kinverse inimatics make me ejaculate like no woman/trap/furry/otherkin/man/whateverrebornwas ever could, plox more small details