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 bardolphus
Sellsword
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  • Date joined 12 Jul '16
  • Last seen 14 Oct

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  • 7 Oct
 bardolphus

gib doghead basket

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  • 27 Sep
 bardolphus

come to the flourishing british empire to get wet and get hugged by me the 46 year old man whose wife left him for a hot french journalist

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  • 18 Sep
 bardolphus

is that a copypasta

ps this thread has been closed

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  • 18 Sep
 bardolphus

you can however give a friend your login for steam and let them play it on your account

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  • 18 Sep
 bardolphus

@Volikharn said:
I detect a feminazi

i dont want to take part in these forums anymore tbh

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  • 16 Sep
 bardolphus

i suggest making a guild of alpha players with which you can train the beta & release noobs in a friendly but knowledgeable way. it doesnt have to be exclusive to alpha players but the idea is that these guys are the more experienced players

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  • 16 Sep
 bardolphus

ive been playing the alpha on my buddies account pretty much every free moment i have, and i still get absolutely ground up quite often when joining servers. and im not new to the genre, ive played almost 200 hours of chiv and like 400 hours of m&b.

and ive definitely noticed a huge difference in playstyle between bots and players, the bots teach me to parry well but players run around ducking and dragging the shit out of me. i can chamber the bots occasionally but players are so far fairly incomprehensible to my cognitive ability.

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  • 15 Sep
 bardolphus

i dont think ive even said 300 words, much less 300 posts. but i have been here for since like april last year

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  • 14 Sep
 bardolphus

i find that in most fights it'll just be parry-riposte exchanges but then occasionally i (or my opponent) manage to chamber and the fight goes to like mach 70 for about 2 seconds and then back to parry-riposting. same with clashes though not quite as fast

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  • 11 Sep
 bardolphus

some kind of annoyed personality (for both sexes)

muttering "aah fuckin archers" under your breath or "you cheeky fucker". perhaps this exact phraseology is a bit modern but something like it would be rather amusing i think

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  • 16 Aug
 bardolphus

@Havoc said:
That's not armor.

gambeson bikinis?

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  • 16 Aug
 bardolphus

this thread has made me question whether i want to associate with the people on this forum lmao

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  • 12 Aug
 bardolphus

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gotta be careful you dont chafe your nipples

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  • 24 Jun
 bardolphus

he should rub the edge with his bare hand to heat it so that it is 1000 degree sword vs samurai

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  • 21 Jun
 bardolphus

what if the in the mod there was no stun you just got pushed and it was on a small platform where you had to push people off with just kicks and you could have domino things and send people flying off and as the game went on the kicks would get more and more knockback like some sort of super smash bros but with just kicks and also domino effects

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  • 17 Jun
 bardolphus

i want to see what happens when pommels collide mid-air

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  • 17 Jun
 bardolphus

different personality choices with customisation for pitch and voice actor (including actors from both sexes)