Mordhau
 EatAtRedLobster
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I spend 99% of my time in duelyard servers so I can't comment on whether Feitoria is balanced in large team modes.

I can say, however, that it is actually a very nice duelyard map which has been getting voted in mutiple times in a row. The only downside was the mortar which immediately attracted troll behavior with duels being repeatedly bombed and interrupted before the hotfix removal.

IMO FFA_Feitoria and FFA_Feitoria_64 need to have a server config option to disable mortars once they are added back, or mortars should simply be disabled on those deathmatch map variants.

Overall it's a very nice FFA / Duel map.

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This map pleases me.

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The capitalization code is clear. We want to help you Lincs. Tell us where they are holding you!

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I'm starting to think whoever hosts the Mordhau Games gets black bagged and reeducated.

Lincs if they force you to make a video remember to blink to us in morse code.

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Good suggestion.

Sure it's a novelty, but it would be well worth the 4 hours or so it would probably take to make it.

This is Halloween time! We could all use an anchor in the crown of queen Anne’s lace and chicory.

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BIRDEXPOSED

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What ever happened to the $10,000 kickstarter donation reward of:

"Stylized in-game portrait of you to be placed on our maps"?

Did Donald waive that? Because I've never seen a portrait on even one map let alone multiple maps.

Am I now going to have a black bag thrown over my head and wake up tied to a chair in a dark room in Slovenia while Marox smokes and calmly suggests I don't worry about it?

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@Runagate said:
I gave you your 3000th like :)

Clack Clack!

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I've seen this too many times. Duck you just need to raise your B12 intake and regulate your adrenal function.

For your sake as well as ours I suggest you visit your local Red Lobster™ and supplement your vitamin deficiency by consuming large amounts of competitively priced quality seafood.

And remember... The higher priced menu items are the most beneficial to your health.

You deserve it!

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@Tr0gledyte
No one ever promised that just because you choose to fill an additional slot with a secondary weapon (instead of a utility item) that you'll be guaranteed to switch to it in time if you're disarmed.

Switching to a secondary is a band-aid to the actual underlying problem of poor stamina management which lead to being disarmed in the first place.

@The Bird
What is with this first person nonsense? "I" should not exist in The Bird's vocabulary.

The Lobster does not approve.

GETCLACKED

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Disliked and Unsubscribed.

Reinstalling.

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@JasonBourne said:
CFTP is fine, frying lobsters alive is not.

Of course CFTP is fine. I was just being needlessly sarcastic.

When it comes to the lobsters we only threaten to cook them alive when we interrogate them for names and places. Don't let the bastards fool you. They are second only to puffins in being the most dangerous threat to world peace.

Think about it. Why else would we want to buy Greenland?

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Liked and subscribed.

CFTP was so infamous I uninstalled.

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Just search the forum for Mordhau 2099.

You don't know man... You weren't there.

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According to the few small segments of corrupted jpg data I've been able to recover over the last year the current state of the game is following the exact same operation parameters as Mordhau 2099. It's so close that it's even spacing updates in identical intervals to the original project. This all leads into something the Project Langosta document reffered to as the "second stage event trigger initiated by the Castello Protocol."

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@Kaiowa said:
The whole building system needs to be reworked tbh.

Exactly.

The devs could stand to take another look at some of the ideas Gauntlet laid out in this thread:

https://mordhau.com/forum/comment/178926/find/

This was before he mysteriously disappeared back into the 5th dimension to secretly battle dark forces on behalf of mankind.

I miss him tbh.

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Bind both forward and sprint to "W"?