Mordhau
 EatAtRedLobster
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A half locked forum makes for a nice public monument to dev incompetence.

Posting updates here is the real cherry on the sundae.

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If the devs would get around to implementing slow salamander style semi auto refreshing for quick listing most of these types of problems would be fixed.

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If they would only implement slow salamander style semi auto refreshing for quick listing this would become a non-issue.

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I am still surprised that slow salamander style semi auto refreshing for quick listing hasn't been added.

It's literally the easiest imaginable function to add.

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Under-Fucking-Whelming patch to say the least TBH.

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I had this happen to me a few nights ago. Some guy said "Why are you invisible?" after I killed him.

Even though it was obviously a random glitch I was so overcome with guilt I gave him a $50 Red Lobster™ gift card.

Speaking of which have you all tried our new and improved garlic butter dipping sauce? It pairs perfectly with our piping hot Cheddar Bay Biscuits™

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You need to sneak up and quietly tie one of Mordhau's legs to a nearby tree before starting it.

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This is just throwing out a random possible solution, but if you are using windows 10 try making sure your paging file is set to a custom set size and not automatically managed by the system.

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  • 22 Dec '19
 EatAtRedLobster

Now if only we could get more than seasonal bells and whistles to distract from the emerging dumbed down casual friendly meta.

gazes out window in stereotypical french manner

"Alzough, admittedlee, zee shield nerfs IZ très bon."

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  • 30 Oct '19
 EatAtRedLobster

I spend 99% of my time in duelyard servers so I can't comment on whether Feitoria is balanced in large team modes.

I can say, however, that it is actually a very nice duelyard map which has been getting voted in mutiple times in a row. The only downside was the mortar which immediately attracted troll behavior with duels being repeatedly bombed and interrupted before the hotfix removal.

IMO FFA_Feitoria and FFA_Feitoria_64 need to have a server config option to disable mortars once they are added back, or mortars should simply be disabled on those deathmatch map variants.

Overall it's a very nice FFA / Duel map.

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  • 20 Jul '19
 EatAtRedLobster

This development update pleases me.

Jax has earned himself another 80% off any single entree item.

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  • 10 Jul '19
 EatAtRedLobster

They all add up to 1,089.

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  • 5 May '19
 EatAtRedLobster

I reject this perspective of reality and instead replace it with my own.

@jordangallemore1 said:
Oh, my life is changing every day, In every possible way.
And oh, my dreams, it's never quite as it seems,
Never quite as it seems. I know I've felt like this before, but now I'm feeling it even more,
Because it came from you.
And then I open up and see the person falling here is me,
A different way to be. Ah, la da ah... La... I want more. Impossible to ignore... Impossible to ignore.
And they'll come true... Impossible not to do...
Impossible not to do. And now I tell you openly, you have my heart so don't hurt me.
You're what I couldn't find. A totally amazing mind, so understanding and so kind;
You're everything to me. Oh, my life, Is changing every day,
In every possible way. And oh, my dreams,
It's never quite as it seems'Cause you're a dream to me,
Dream to me. Ah, da, da da da, da, la...

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  • 30 Apr '19
 EatAtRedLobster

@Judas_Iscariot said:
Any idea on the ETA for the fix? Was an Alpha backer and already had 2 years of not having progress mean anything. Little demoralising that it still doesn't mean anything on release. Missed out on about 5k gold by now.

Wasn't the silver enough?

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  • 29 Apr '19
 EatAtRedLobster

Clack Clack!

:)

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  • 19 Apr '19
 EatAtRedLobster

Bear traps! Bear traps everywhere!

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