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No communication. Where is community dev blog #4?

You need a Community Community Managers and Community Dev Blog Community Manager.

I vote for Humble Staff.

Think about it. You could pay him with WOOD. He's Argentinian. He doesn't know what money is.

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TFW you go back and try to play chiv:

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When is the next Mordhau games?

Oh. Wrong guy.

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There are only a few hours left of this Tuesday. If you don't release it now we'll have to wait another week.

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The stretched avatars make them all look like gift cards.

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Back in February I did not know what was happening to me. After reading the symptoms now I know I was simply ripening.


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Somehow this video captures what it feels like waiting for the next patch:

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Let the healing begin.


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Do not sit down. Remain standing and prepare to move in an orderly fashion toward the door at the back marked "Off Topic."

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The only poets who could articulate the depth of sorrow and betrayal I now feel are lost to the ages. I may never recover.


Okay I've recovered.

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Do you ever wonder if an admin sometimes just says "This topic has been moved." and yet did not move it at all?

They could simply say it and we would assume it was but... How would we even know? I trust Gauntlet wouldn't do that but I'm not sure about the other admins...

Paranoid Clack

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Lincs screwed up my insult, so I had to edit and revise.

Now I can think of no worse insult than...


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It looks like Monkeytoes has become our very own Syd Barrett.

Which makes us all Roger Waters.

That seems about right.

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@Monkeytoes said:

@King Sinclair The FluffyDragon said:

Monkeytoes. Have a seat.

I feel I speak for the rest of us when I say that we're beginning to worry about you. The Lamb Sauce... It has to stop. It's destructive to you as well as to those around you.

You are in a safe space here. If you'll be honest with yourself I'll bet you're tired of the Lamb Sauce as well, but you feel you can't give it up. We're all here to tell you that you can. We believe in you. We know you're strong enough to overcome this.

The first step is to simply admit you have a problem and that you need help.

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Which type of ban should Humble receive next?
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Actually we both made that meme.

I see how it is, Eru. Tryin' to snake all the glory for yourself. Take thy beak (nose) from out my heart.

EDIT: I'll never love again...