Mordhau
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@ohshitsorry said:
punzy you stupid idiot debil kurwa

Translation: "Oh SHIT!"

@ohshitsorry said:
sorry punzy you're not stupid

Translation: "Sorry"

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Everything is fine and then suddenly someone "Hi Jax" the thread.

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Updated the list.

I just noticed today's date is: 02 20 2020

Neat!

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"zwei halberd and spear now have a movement slowdown if you use them combined with plate armor, so you can go full plate but youll be slower with them, hence why they are cheaper now"

If they are going to do this then they need to apply it to the maul as well.

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Humble you know damned well you say "Peeg" and not "Pig"

Write it phonetically you "Pen Day Joe"

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SHIT!

...Sorry.

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Esturias you forgot the

Edit: Your correction pleases me.

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So you're saying a 3mm thick linen hat won't protect your head from a 12lb club?

And here I thought my leather jacket could stop bullets. I've been risking my life every day for 7 years.

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You might be wasting your time.

PC recently informed the devs of the inferiority of their product and then biked away into a cold and efficient german sunset.

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That's exactly why I'd like to see damage to unarmored greatly increased for most weapons. To reduce the viability of that naked meme garbage in team modes.

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I think I found the exact musical counterpart to Mordhau:

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Heavy Hand Axe, Mace, Dagger, and our current meme tier Quarterstaff.

Also any extremely stab dependent weapon. Less because of the weapon, and more because of the type of player it usually attracts, and the "playstyle" of predictable mindless stab spamming it encourages and sometimes rewards.

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Thank you for bringing this inconsistency to our attention Humble. I'll call accounting and have them look into it.

We'll put a freeze on that termination and keep you on the team for now. We can't get your parking space back though as it's already been given away to some guy who pecks anyone who gets near him.

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Why do you care Bird? As soon as the sun goes down you tuck your head under your wing and sleep while standing.

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@^--^ Maximus ^--^ said:
Or an easier and quicker thing to do would be to make the current maps with a night mode.

That's exactly what I was thinking as well. They should take the existing maps and add more destruction and some flaming debris as an additional atmospheric light source. Add a few extra torches, set it during a full moon, and you have a nice night map that feels like the end result of a long day of fighting.

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Updated the list.

I'm all for including a large variety of weapons but, keeping in mind we already have a Bardiche, if they end up also adding a Quarterstaff and/or Brandistock I feel a Glaive might be a hard sell to the devs unless it can provide a unique function.

Humble since it was your suggestion do you have any ideas?

BTW I need this on my desk by 5pm or you can start looking for another job.

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You need to sneak up and quietly tie one of Mordhau's legs to a nearby tree before starting it.