Mordhau
 LordColonelAxeman
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  • 29 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

I would go middle right, with the cape.

Except green cape, and green dragon as sigil.

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  • 26 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@Vesanus said:
Just send more coffee.

How do you take it?

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  • 26 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

Fuck these forums

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  • 26 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

Joe, you need to have sex again, my friend.

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  • 25 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@afiNity said:
I'm gonna be a female black atheist vegan lesbian just like in rl

How do you play as a female black atheist vegan in Rocket League? I haven't unlocked that topper yet.

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  • 25 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Iodine said:
At least there aren't any FUCKING NIGGERS in-game because that would be IMMERSION BREAKING

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Hawt damn, stylin'

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  • 25 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@elToroGuapo said:
i mean, whats next? fuckig latinos?

We need to build a wall around America to keep them out of the rest of the world tbh.

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  • 25 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@elToroGuapo said:
thats fucking awful.

No u

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  • 25 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

Good ideology

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  • 25 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

Lazy the Libertarian (until someone is free to make choices he disagrees with)

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  • 24 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@BabaYaga said:
Nice idea

Why would you necro this thread.

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  • 24 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@CACommanderGuts said:
If Mordhau can get above 64 players comfortably, I'd literally attempt several back flips.

Please film and upload.

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  • 23 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@afiNity said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
17tlef.jpe

For me as a German it's probably a criminal act just by looking at this

Get outta here you goddamned nazi

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  • 22 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

Were you posting in off topic?

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  • 21 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@DerFurst said:

@LordColonelAxeman said:

@DerFurst said:

@LordColonelAxeman said:
Nah I'm definitely the smuggest one out of the two of us. Soz fam.

I'd just rather not read conspiracy ramblings on a video game forum - my preferred medium for conspiracy ramblings is in feces on basement walls.

Another hypocritical anti-intellectual statement. Keep going and you'll be at maximum Hillary.

Jokes on you, I'm literally Hillary Clinton irl.

Suck my left nipple m8.

This will be all over the news in a few days. Hillary's nipple sucked by crazy man caught on tape. Trump's victory is assured.

Hell, I'd watch it.

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  • 21 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@DerFurst said:

@LordColonelAxeman said:
Nah I'm definitely the smuggest one out of the two of us. Soz fam.

I'd just rather not read conspiracy ramblings on a video game forum - my preferred medium for conspiracy ramblings is in feces on basement walls.

Another hypocritical anti-intellectual statement. Keep going and you'll be at maximum Hillary.

Jokes on you, I'm literally Hillary Clinton irl.

Suck my left nipple m8.

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  • 21 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Huggles said:
Deciding which applications of a word are ok to use depends entirely on context.

All applications are fine in all contexts. Speech should never be censored.

Not saying that you're saying speech should be censored depending on the context, but ye

unless you ARE saying that in which case not ye

F R E E

S P E E C H

F E T I S H

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@LordColonelAxeman said:
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2016/07/21/political-correctness-goes-mad-resulting-wild-outbreak-politeness

I know this is from a comedy thing but I can't tell if it's making fun of people who think PC is a problem or satirizing what PC actually is

I also can't tell what you're opinion is either but I think that mainly stems from you simply not getting involved in any political discussion (which I can't fault you for)

ARE YOU A CUCK OR NOT

:^)

All that matters is you remain triggered

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  • 21 Jul '16
 LordColonelAxeman

@EliteTeamKiller said:

@CaptainGaymer said:
Seeing such a beautiful map made me think a little, is there any way you guys could add a rain effect to the game on certain maps? I think it'd be cool to have huge skirmishes in the middle of a storm, or even a light drizzle with puddles on the ground would be sick as nut. also snow is cool too

Would be even more cool if the weather was random, and different times you play the map you get different wheather.

That's been suggested before, but I don't think it'll happen unfortunately. One of the devs explained that how lighting on maps is set up, they'd need to make entire new versions with each weather type for each map.